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the physiological science behind a ball to the groin
british columbia: an unidentified man has been reduced to one testicle after a caucasian brunette, probably in her 20s, kicked him in the groin with high heels. the attack appears to have been random. the force of the kick pushed one of the victim´s testicles into his abdomen. when surgeons operated to repair the damage they discovered that the testicle had ruptured and were forced to remove it. authorities reportedly told the victim´s mother that there had been three similar attacks reported in recent weeks. police believe there may be victims of this woman who have not reported the attacks and are investigating further. source have any interesting articles you'd like to share? article request thread.
israel sarrio had a problem. his arm was torn off in a car accident in spain. doctors tried to re-attach the arm, but there was a problem... the stump developed an infection. there was no choice but to remove the arm, but they decided to do a groundbreaking, first time ever surgery, where they would attach his arm to arteries in his groin in order to keep it alive while the infection in the stump could be treated. for nine days he stayed in this condition, until the infection cleared up and the docs were able to successfully reattach the arm. at the time they figured he'd be able to use it and everything, although with less mobility in the fingers.
oakland raiders wide receiver randy moss, who suffered rib and groin injuries during sunday's game against the san diego chargers, demanded "large quantities of medicinal marijuana and a couple bags of chips" from his team doctor, sources said yesterday.
"make that about five bags of chips," moss said. "the good weed really gets my snack groove on."
moss previously stated he smokes marijuana "occasionally," a revelation that drew the ire of nfl management.
an anonymous nfl official said moss "smokes the ganja about as frequently as he smokes defensive backs...we have a real problem on our hands here."
"if this medicinal stuff is weaker than the original, my doctor better give me a huge amount," moss said. "i've found two suitcases full usually does the trick."
"mr. moss is trying to manipulate the nfl drug policy with his evil designs," said nfl commissioner paul tagliabue.
"dude don't know what he's talking about," moss said in response. "i mean, i leave the minnesota vikings and they end up turning a cruise ship into caligula's summer home. go figure, man."
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