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greeting cards we would love to buy.
there are far too many sections in greeting card stores.
i suppose across the world their are various ways to greet someone. looks like italy is definitely the friendliest. this is prime minister silvio berlusconi greeting a traffic cop just before he gets in his limousine.
happy vasectomy! hope you feel zippy! 'cause when i got one... i got real snippy
i heard you had herpes...and i feel terrible...i'd say "get well soon"...but i know it's incurable
my tire was thumping....i thought it was flat....when i looked at the tire....i found your cat... sorry!
you had your bladder removed and you're on the mends....here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of depends.
you've announced that you're gay, and won't that be a laugh, when they find out you're one... of the joint chiefs of staff.
heard your wife left you... how upset you must be...don't fret about your wife though... she's moving in with me.
you totalled your car... and can't remember why... maybe it was... that case of bud dry
so you lost your job... it's one of those hardships in life... next time, work harder... and stay away from the boss's wife.
former president of italy greets an officer...
new way of greeting your co-workers for a meeting
los angeles - finding it hard to express just the right sentiment to your loved one in prison? a los angeles company may have the answer. attorney terrye l. cheathem noticed a market hallmark wasn't serving and founded three squares greetings, which provides cards for inmates. "with more than 2.5 million people incarcerated in the unites states today, i saw that there was a tremendous need," she said. some express simple good wishes: "we are all praying for you while you do your time." but most show a tougher sort of love. a christmas greeting partly reads: "you had the choice to be 'naughty or nice.' and you chose ... oh well, now you have to do your time." cheathem said she came up with the cards when her brother-in-law served 11 months in prison. she said she went searching for the appropriate greeting card, but couldn't find what she was looking for. "there weren't any cards on the shelf that said anything like, 'hey, you must make better choices,'" she said. cheathem designs and writes the cards and sells them online and at a handful of stores across the nation. "this is one product no one wants to receive and no one wants to buy, but if you need it, it's there," she said. source i need greetings cards or even post cards that i can send to persons in rehab.
the current affairs and the hostility aside, i personally found this hilarious. may have something to do with the fact that i`m a chinese though... the terra-cotta figure trying to please the statue of libery.
q: what's the difference between a christmas tree and your wife? a: a christmas tree looks better with the lights on.
pat is still going strong but i have not seen him on this site lately so here goes with another insight to religion.
you totaled your car and can't remember why. could it have been. that whole case of bud dry? your friends and i wanted to do something special for your birthday so we're having you put to sleep. you are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.... i'd miss you heaps and think of you often. when we were together, you always said you'd die for me. now that we've broken up, i think it's time you kept your promise. congratulations on your promotion. before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. you'll probably need it again. happy birthday! you look great for your age... almost lifelike!
