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grandpa and grandma

grandpa and grandma were visiting their kids overnight, when grandpa found a bottle of viagra in his son's medicine cabinet.

he asked the son about using one of the pills, and the son said i don't think you should take one; they're very strong and very expensive. "how much?" asked grandpa.

"$10.00 a pill answered the son. i don't care," said grandpa, "i'd like to try one, and i'll leave the money under your pillow as soon as i break this $50.00 bill."

the next morning the son found $110.00 under his pillow. he said to grandpa, "i told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00.

"i know," said grandpa. "the hundred is from grandma."

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grandpa at mardi gras

look what happens when grandpa goes to mardi gras!

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grandma and grandpa

grandma and grandpa were watching a healing service on tv. the evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their tv set, place one hand on the tv and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed.

grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the tv, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have great pain.

then grandpa got up, went to the tv, placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his crotch.

grandma scowled at him and said, "i guess you just don't get it. the purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead."

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grandpa

a little boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

he approached a uniformed security guard and said, "i've lost my grandpa!"

the cop asked, "what's he like?"

the little boy replied, "jack daniels and women with big boobs."

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grandpa shoots man over loud music

a mild-mannered geelong grandfather yesterday admitted shooting his next door neighbour eight times for playing loud music. ernest william showell had lived for 76 years without a criminal record when he lost his cool and started taking pot-shots at his 26-year-old neighbour.

the supreme court sitting in geelong heard he later told another neighbour he would "never have to worry about that bloke playing loud music again".

but his victim survived - despite being hit with eight .32 calibre bullets.

an earlier court hearing was told nick kenfield had set up speakers next to a spa in his yard and long-suffering locals were unhappy about the loud music and parties.

after the shooting showell said he would have fired more bullets if his pistol hadn't jammed.

he told his victim he was going to kill him before shooting him in the chest.

the wounded mr kenfield ran to the nearby bareena bowls club chased by showell, who hit him seven more times before the gun jammed.

showell said to a bowler, "i'm 76 and the gun has jammed," before walking back to his house and putting the gun down.

before he was arrested showell said he couldn't care if police shot him. when they arrived they found showell waiting quietly for them.

he had earlier denied several charges, but yesterday pleaded guilty to intentionally causing serious injury, and possessing an unregistered pistol.

defence barrister leonard hartnett said his client had dementia which affected his judgment and reasoning.

showell, who has been on bail since february, will remain at liberty until his sentencing next tuesday.

news.com.au