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"a hard-hitting political commentator takes a grammatically comedic look a the president's least favorite part of his job: speaking. director's note: i needed to include 15 grammar errors in order to secure my grade. but all are woven into the video." this is done by a friend of mine. he has given me permission to upload it here.
one day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in th e same sentence twice correctly. first, she called on little suzie, who responded with, "my father bought my mother a beautiful dress, and she looked beautiful in it" "very good, suzie," replied the teacher. she then called on little michael. "my mommy planned a beautiful banquet, and it turned out beautiful." she said, "excellent, michael!" then the teacher reluctantly called on little vito. he said, "last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, "beautiful, just fucking beautiful!"
little vito was sitting in class one day. all of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. he yelled out, "miss jones, i need to take a piss!!" the teacher replied, "now, vito, that is not the proper word to use in this situation. the correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and i will allow you to go." little vito, thinks for a bit, and then says, "you're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!"
just how annoying grammar nazi really are.
i always need to brush up on this one.
