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Video:Family Pushes Their Dog As Next Illinois Governor

family pushes their dog as next illinois governor

questions have been dogging illinois ever since gov. rod blagojevich was arrested last week on corruption charges. now a california couple says the answer to all the state's woes may, in fact, be a dog. their dog.

michael sunday and his family have launched an internet campaign touting their 14-year-old border collie named scuba as the next governor of the state.

sunday wonders if scuba - who because she's deaf certainly wouldn't hear calls for her to step down - wouldn't do any worse than blagojevich.

sunday really doesn't think scuba has a shot. but the way he sees it - scuba - who also has trouble seeing because of cataracts - couldn't do any worse than blagojevich.


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Video:Illinois Governor Busted

illinois governor busted

illinois governor rod r. blagojevich was caught by fbi for quite a bit of fuckery - including his attempt to sell obama`s state senate seat.

Video:President George Bush vs. Governor George Bush

president george bush vs. governor george bush

daily show debate with the president of the united states.

Video:President Idiot and Governor Schwartzenibblebbleebbleoffeloff

president idiot and governor schwartzenibblebbleebbleoffeloff

clips from 2dtv of president monkey and the governor of california.

Video:Governor of Poker

governor of poker

youda governor of poker goes back to the roots of this very exciting card game.

Video:Springer for Governor

springer for governor

jerry springer running for governor in 1980. he admits to buying a prostitute? whaaaat?

Video:Saudi Governor Orders Haircuts For Men Who Hit On Women

saudi governor orders haircuts for men who hit on women


riyadh, saudi arabia - a governor in northern saudi arabia has ordered authorities to punish men who flirt with women in public places by cutting their hair, local media said tuesday.

prince fahd bin badr, governor of the northern al-jof region, ordered police to carry out the punishment after seeing a group of men with long hair pestering female students as they left school in the northern al-qurayat province, al-hayat newspaper said.

it said the prince told a gathering at his palace in the northern town of skaka on sunday he has instructed police to apply the punishment to all youths guilty of flirting, including "the sons of senior military and civil officials."

"the decision doesn't include men who spend their free time in public places without hurting anyone," the paper quoted the prince as saying.

saudi arabia has long imposed a strict islamic lifestyle in which men and women are segregated in public. that lifestyle is enforced by the commission for the promotion of virtue and the prevention of vice, a government body that runs the country's powerful religious police.

its members patrol public places to make sure women are covered and not wearing make up, the sexes don't mingle, shops close five times a day for muslim prayers and men go to the mosque and worship.

many clergymen in this conservative gulf country say men should not have long hair because islam prohibits the sexes from emulating each other.

sheik mubarak al-rushoud, head of the commission in al-jof, told al-hayat the new punishment resulted from "the repeated pestering of women in souks and outside girls' schools."

he said fahd has ordered that the punishment against the men "who emulate women" should be carried out at the scene of the infraction, according to the paper.

"the decision, however, doesn't include all men with long hair," al-rushoud was quoted by al-hayat as saying.

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Video:Legalization Activist Announces Run for Governor in Alabama

legalization activist announces run for governor in alabama

internationally known drug policy and prison reform advocate loretta nall has announced that she will be running for governor of alabama in the 2006 election.

mrs. nall has devoted the last three years of her life to learning about u.s. drug policy both at home and abroad after local police targeted her for writing a letter to the editor.

in that letter nall encouraged alabama voters to change the drug laws. it was published two days after the last gubernatorial election between then gov. don siegelman and current gov. bob riley. nall was arrested and jailed six days later. the affidavit in support of the arrest warrant was based on her letter.

“here in alabama, the drug war has given rise to the current alabama prison crisis, which is costing alabamians millions of dollars a year with only negative returns in exchange. it is destroying families and putting our children at greater risk by allowing unrestricted access to drugs," said nall.

nall stated that she is running for governor because drug policy is a crucial alabama issue and the other candidates are too afraid to engage in a rational, scientific discussion. she says she wants to make it clear that her campaign is not about using drugs, as her detractors are almost certain to claim, but about critically examining current policies to determine whether or not they are reaching their stated objectives.

“the other candidates are not up to addressing these important but controversial issues surrounding drug policy because they have built their political careers on meaningless slogans like ‘tough on drugs’ and ‘what about the children?’ which, in fact, do nothing to deter drug use or protect children," said nall.

nall also states that the current elected officials are afraid of losing corporate campaign contributions from alcohol, tobacco and pharmaceutical companies, who ironically, are the largest funders of the failed drug war.

loretta will embark on a walk across alabama during her campaign where she will meet voters, speak at local town hall style meetings and other venues and gather signatures for ballot access. details and a tentative schedule will be announced soon.

loretta is the mother of two children, 13-year-old alex and 8-year-old isabella. she and her husband terry nall have been married for 15 years.

coming soon, spiked humor gets an exclusive interview with mrs. nall

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Video:All Sides Look to Governor as Gang Leader's Death Date Nears

all sides look to governor as gang leader's death date nears

los angeles — celebrities and law enforcement officials are competing to sway california gov. arnold schwarzenegger as he decides whether to spare the co-founder of the international crips street gang from execution.

death row inmate stanley "tookie" williams, 51, is the focus of california's fiercest battle over capital punishment since the state reinstated the penalty in 1977.

with a dec. 13 execution date looming, supporters of williams, including rapper snoop dogg, are stepping up protests. los angeles county district attorney steve cooley calls the prisoner a "cold-blooded killer" who has "steadfastly refused to take any responsibility" for his crimes.

among williams' other supporters are mike farrell of the m*a*s*h television series and actor jamie foxx, who portrayed williams last year in a made-for-tv movie. snoop dogg, a former member of the crips in long beach, calif., spoke at a weekend rally of 1,000 death penalty opponents outside san quentin state prison. jesse jackson and celebrity activist bianca jagger visited williams on monday.

williams was convicted in 1981 of murdering four people during two robberies in 1979. he lost his final supreme court appeal in october. his hopes of avoiding lethal injection at san quentin rest almost entirely on a petition to schwarzenegger to commute his sentence to life behind bars without parole.

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