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who said that golfing is easy?
clips of hole in one golf shots, golf, tee, mickelson, poulter, casey, woods, faldo, garcia, pin, drive
he was aiming for the golf course but ended up over shooting and crashing into a golf cart.
4x4 golf cart.
mini golf
2 stupid guys, a golf club and a ball = pain
clip showing how golf balls are made.
some slick tricks with a golf ball, a putter and a solo cup.
slow-mo video of golf balls hitting various objects.
some unlucky dude gets knocked out by a golf ball.
a 38-year-old woman from sapporo died thursday after falling into a hole while playing golf with her husband and their children at a golf course in hokkaido, local police and firefighters said. takae gassho was walking down a fairway at the le petaw golf club in the town of abira at around 2:20 p.m. when the ground caved in and she fell into a hole about 4 to 5 meters deep, according to police. gassho was playing golf with her 40-year-old husband and their two sons, aged 13 and 10, and was walking with the younger son when she fell into the hole, about 1.5 meters in diameter at the surface level and some 3.5 meters in diameter at the bottom. local firefighters who reached gassho found her lying face down on the bottom where there was water, which may have come from a nearby pond as a result of soil erosion. the golf facility, located some 20 kilometers from new chitose airport, is closed during the winter due to snow and had reopened last saturday. one employee said, ‘‘there was no hole until today.’’
talking advantage of a balmy day, four priests swapped their clerical garb for time on the golf course.
after several horrible shots, their caddy asked, "are you guys priets or something?"
"actually yes," one of the priest answered, "why?"
the caddy replied with, "beacuse i've never seen such bad golf and such clean language."
one lovely morning, ben and thomas were out golfing. ben slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. he grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball. ben searches diligently throught the thick underbrush and suddenly he spots something shiny. as he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball. ben excitedly calls out to his golfing partner: "hey thomas, come here, i got big trouble down here." thomas comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out: "what`s the matter ben?" ben shouts back in a nervous voice: "throw me my 7-iron! looks like you can`t get out of here with an 8-iron."
a man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. “well, it was like this,” said the man. “i was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. we went to look for them, and while i was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. i walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it– stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.” “that’s when i made my big mistake.” “what did you do?” asks the doctor. “well, i lifted the cow’s tail again and yelled to my wife, “hey, this looks like yours!” “i don’t remember much after that!”
one sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. he calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work.
way up in heaven, saint peter sees all this and asks god, "are you really going to let him get away with this?"
"no, i guess not," says god.
the priest drives about five to six hours away, so he doesn't bump into anyone he knows. the golf course is empty when he gets there.so he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole in one.
saint peter watches in disbelief and asks, "why did you let him do that?"
to this god says, "who's he going to tell?"
it all began when the undead rose from their graves. in a matter of days, zombies took over the cities, business stopped, armies were destroyed, and governments fell. what is an unemployed survivor roaming the wastelands of civilization to do? how about some zombie golf?
"april 7th 2009 at augusta national golf course during masters practice round on hole 16. viewpoint shot from behind 16th tee. vijay singh (second guy in black clothes) skips ball across water. watch crowd stand up when it appears the balls going in. golfer ken duke was lined up to skip the ball after vijay, but had a great reaction to the ace. then he walked off without hitting a skip ball himself, refusing to follow that show! camera gets jostled when crowd starts cheering. vijay gets high-five from caddy. crowd went wild." i am kind of stunned that the golfers weren't wearing hideous clothes.
a foursome is waiting on the men's tee while another foursome of ladies is hitting from the ladies' tee. the ladies are taking their time, when finally the last lady is ready to hit the ball. she hacks it 10 feet; goes over and hacks it another 10 feet, then hacks it another 10 feet. she looks up at the men who are watching and saysapologetically, "i guess all those fucking lessons i took this winterdidn't help." one of the men immediately replied, "well, you know, that's yourproblem. you should have taken golf lessons instead."
two guys are golfing on a course that is right next to a cemetery. after they tee off, one of the golfers notices that there is a funeral procession passing by. so he takes off his hat, and places it over his heart. when the funeral is over, the other golfer looks at the guy and asks, ''why did you do that?'' the man replies, ''well we were maried for almost 40 years. it's the least i could do.''
big boobs in the way?
the perfect chip shot! "thats how you lemon your widmer hefeweizen!"
it's only fair he got this type of result after he fast talked such confusing instructions.
you winder why heineken comes in cans? so you can't break them.
fuzzy zoeller had it all planned out.
