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Video:Make Fire From Cotton Balls And Super Glue

make fire from cotton balls and super glue

make fire with glue and cotton.

Video:Making of Glue Boy

making of glue boy

3d company explains the glue boy commercial.

Video:Use Glue

use glue

always remember to use glue on your false teeth.

Video:Man Suing Home Depot Over Glued Toilet Prank

man suing home depot over glued toilet prank

hardware retailer home depot has found itself in a sticky situation, defending a lawsuit filed by a man who claims the chain's louisville store ignored his cries for help after he fell victim to a prank and was glued to a toilet seat.

bob dougherty, 57, of nederland, said he became stuck to a bathroom toilet seat on which somebody had smeared glue on oct. 30, 2003, and felt "tremendous panic" when he realized he was stuck.

"they left me there, going through all that stress," dougherty told the (boulder) daily camera. "they just let me rot."

his lawsuit, filed friday said dougherty was recovering from heart bypass surgery at the time and thought he was having a heart attack. a store employee who heard him calling for help informed the head clerk via radio, but the head clerk "believed it to be a hoax," the lawsuit said.

home depot spokeswoman kathryn gallagher said she could not comment on pending litigation.

the lawsuit said after about 15 minutes, store officials called for an ambulance. paramedics unbolted the toilet seat, and while wheeling a "frightened and humiliated" dougherty out of the store, he passed out.

the lawsuit said the toilet seat separated from his skin, leaving abrasions.

"this is not home depot's fault," he said. "but i am blaming them for letting me hang in there and just ignoring me."

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Video:J.C.'s Corner Store - Glue

j.c.'s corner store - glue

christian tested, jew approved!

Video:Hands Super Glued to Face

hands super glued to face

guy gets his hands super-glued to his face and freaks out.

Video:Lady Mistakes Nail Glue Bottle For Eye Drops

lady mistakes nail glue bottle for eye drops

a woman is facing permanent damage to her sight after she mistook a bottle of toxic nail glue for eyedrops.

paula griffin, 29, squirted the hazardous liquid into her right eye by mistake after waking up with blurred vision.

her eye was glued shut for eight hours and was only pried open again when doctors cut off her lashes.

miss griffin was warned she could have lost her sight forever and is still waiting to be told if there is any lasting damage.

the accident happened when she woke up and reached for a bottle of eyedrops in a bathroom cupboard.

but in her confused state she grabbed an identical-sized bottle of nail glue that was next to it.

the glue is used by beauty professionals to fix false nails and carries a toxic symbol and a warning that it bonds skin within seconds.

paula, from bournemouth, dorset, said: "i was still really tired and i couldn't see very well, so i stumbled into the bathroom and picked the bottle off the shelf.

"as soon as i squeezed it, i knew something was wrong.

"i managed to stop it hitting the centre of the eye, and doctors told me later that it saved me from permanent damage.

"it was agonising. it was burning so much it was my natural instinct to shut my eye.

"but as soon as i did, my eyelashes stuck fast together and i couldn't open my eye again."

miss griffin, who also runs her own fancy dress business, said: "i would hate people to think i'm just some dumb blonde, because i'm not.

"it was a nasty accident, and it could have happened to anyone but i won't be putting the bottles anywhere near each other again, that's for sure."

dr simon bell, consultant in emergency medicine at poole hospital, said: "as long as the glue remains on the outside of the eye, the injury will be extremely painful but will only have superficial or cosmetic damage."

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Video:Customers Sprayed With Glue

customers sprayed with glue

pasadena, texas (ap) -- pasadena police have a sticky investigation. somebody put glue on the hair of three shoppers in two stores.

a 12-year-old girl told khou-tv that she was shopping at a drug store last week when she felt a wad of something "sizzling" in her ponytail. the substance turned out to be glue.

the child had to cut off some of her hair to get rid of the mess.

managers said another customer had glue sprayed into her hair earlier thursday at the same drug store.

pasadena police are investigating a similar incident at a nearby grocery store.

assistant chief bud corbett said monday he has never heard of any assault like the glue attacks.

so far no arrests.

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Video:Boy Glues Hand to  Avoid School

boy glues hand to avoid school


thanks for the article, digidante.

a mexican boy glued his hand to his bed because he did not want to go back to school after the christmas break

"the holidays were such fun," diego palacios, 10, who lives outside monterrey, told reforma newspaper.

his mother sandra found him watching television with his hand stuck to the bedstead. "i don't know why he did it," she said. "he is a good boy."

police and paramedics eventually managed to free him unharmed, and he was only a few hours late for school.

diego had got up early to fetch some industrial-strength glue from the kitchen.

his mother spent two hours trying to free him with nail-polish remover before calling for expert help.

diego watched cartoons while paramedics dissolved the glue with a spray.

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Video:Man's Genitals Glued By Three Scorned Lovers

man's genitals glued by three scorned lovers

a married man has had his penis glued to his stomach by three woman who had discovered he was romantically involved with each of them.

the trio of women were tipped of about the love triangle from an unlikely source - the man's wife.

police allege one of the women - therese ziemann - lured the casanova to a wisconsin hotel room with a promise of a massage and convinced him to be blinfolded and tied up, according to abc news.

she is then alleged to have cut off his underwear and text the other women to join her.

when the women came into the room, they allegedly attacked him and applied strong glue to several parts of his body.

it has been reported that the man's penis was glued to his stomach, while he was asked which woman he loved more, which one he wanted to grow old with, slapped him in the face and then said, "can you handle that?"

"this wasn't a spur of the moment type of event in that all of the participants in the complaint and in the information provided were part and parcel of this plan," said district attorney ken krantz.

the man was finally released after he started screaming. police accuse the women of then stealing his phone, wallet and car.

media reports suggest that the the victim's wife also faces a charge of being a party to false imprisonment.

the post-crescent newspaper said the victim was treated for minor injuries and has been released from hospital.

ziemann was charged with being a party to false imprisonment, fourth-degree sexual assault and misdemeanor battery. her two accomplices were charged with being a party to false imprisonment.

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Video:Man Found Glued to Toilet Seat

man found glued to toilet seat


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a man had to be taken to hospital still attached to a steel toilet after super-glue was deliberately smeared on the seat.

firefighters were unable to free the man and were forced to remove the entire toilet with the man attached.

the 35-year-old was in a public toilet cubicle in brierley hill in the west midlands when he became stuck.

he was taken to hospital where doctors had to get into the ambulance before using chemicals to free him.

an ambulance service spokesman said: "he appeared to be none the worse for his ordeal other than being understandably somewhat embarrassed."

it is thought the glue had been smeared on the toilet seat by a prankster.

an ambulance crew and a rapid response vehicle attended the scene just before midday but they were unable to free the man.

"with the help of a local authority and the fire and rescue service, the man was removed from the cubicle still attached to the stainless steel toilet," the spokesman said.

the toilet was later taken back to the public convenience and re-installed.

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Video:No glue, just cans.

no glue, just cans.

pretty amazing use for a ton of cans.

Video:My Little Pony Glue Factory

my little pony glue factory

toys you hopefully won't find under the tree this year.

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Video:Dogs Ear Cut Off, Glued Back On By Groomer.

dogs ear cut off, glued back on by groomer.

a washington dog owner says she's been crying ever since she discovered that a dog groomer cut off her dog's ear and then super-glued it back on. "and i saw the ear float away, and it freaked me out," said dog owner anni sheriffius. sheriffius couldn't believe what she was seeing. she was trying to wash off what she thought was dirt on her dog jasmine's ear, when the ear fell off. sheriffius rushed her dog to the veterinarian to learn that the dog's ear had been cut off by a dog groomer and glued back on. jasmine, a shih tzu, had to undergo treatment for an infection. sheriffius said she still has the ear in a plastic bag, and has been crying for weeks at the thought of someone hurting her dog. pierce county sheriff's investigators are looking into possible criminal charges against the unlicensed dog groomer.


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