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Video:Any Given Sunday - Inches Speech

any given sunday - inches speech

al pacino gives one of the greatest movie speeches ever.

Video:Juggler Gives His Piece of Mind

juggler gives his piece of mind

juggler jason garfield gives his piece of mind while doing tricks.

Video:Teen Accused of Giving Cops Marijuana Cookies

teen accused of giving cops marijuana cookies

plusteen accused of giving cops marijuana cookies.
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Video:Pensioner Gives Everything To Charity

pensioner gives everything to charity

an 85-year-old hungarian is living on the streets after giving up his home and life savings to a children's hospital.

joe csarmaz now lives in a cardboard box after selling his house and all his possessions to buy x-ray and heart scanning machines.

he raised £100,000 for the tuzolto utca childrens' clinic in budapest where he used to work before he retired.

mr csarmaz said: "i feel sad for those children who can not live a full life because they are sick. i have lived 85 years, and now i think it is their turn to be happy.

"that is why i do not mind living in absolute poverty, knowing that at least they'll be better off."

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Video:Customs Gives Passenger Free Hashish

customs gives passenger free hashish

customs officials have lost 124 grams of hashish they planted in an unknowing traveler’s luggage to train drug sniffing dogs, the head of narita customs said monday.
customs officials are banned from using travelers’ luggage for training practices, but one worker said it was common practice.
“we want to improve the sniffer dogs’ ability, so we have practiced this way several times in the past,” the official said on condition of anonymity.
customs said the hash was stored in a metal container stuffed into the pocket of a soft, black suitcase belonging to one of 283 passengers traveling on cathay pacific flight 520 from hong kong to narita, which arrived at 3:31 p.m. on sunday. the owner of the suitcase is unknown and passengers were not informed that their luggage would be used to train the drug-seeking dogs.

Video:Not Giving A Fuck!

not giving a fuck!

if you`re under stress, depression, or any kind of pressure; use this simple and effective method!

Video:The Actual Giving Tree Movie Spoken By Shel Silverstein

the actual giving tree movie spoken by shel silverstein

a little nostalgia for you guys, used to love this story. from 1973. the audio sucks i know, but listen to it especially if you never heard of it before.

Video:Man Gives Crooks Taste of Their Own Medicine

man gives crooks taste of their own medicine

bellevue, wash. (komo) -- it`s a choice not many people would have made. patrick rosario saw the chance to stop a pair of criminals and took it.

Video:Man Gives Notice on Cake

man gives notice on cake

a us man told his boss he was quitting his job by writing a resignation letter on a cake.

neil berrett announced he was leaving the hunters point naval shipyard in san francisco in icing.

mr berrett wrote: "dear mr. bowers - during the past three years, my tenure at the hunters point naval shipyard has been nothing short of pure excitement, joy and whim.

"however, i have decided to spend more time with my family and attend to health issues that have recently arisen. i am proud to have been part of such an outstanding team and i wish this organisation only the finest in future endeavors.

"please accept this cake as notification that i am leaving my position with nwt on march 27. sincerely, w. neil berrett."

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Video:Teacher Gives Own Sex Tape To 5th Graders

teacher gives own sex tape to 5th graders

a local teacher accidentally put pornography into a dvd that was meant to be filled with school memories from the past year, and nobody caught the error until after it was sent home, shocking parents and students alike.

parents of students who attend isabelle jackson elementary said that the woman is a good teacher, but just made a mistake that may become the most embarrassing moment of thei more..r life.

the offending dvd starts with a menu screen that displays various school trips and functions, and when you click on one of them, you see kids in a classroom sharing stories. they start clapping, then the video suddenly cuts to sex.

Video:Bill Maher Gives Wolf Blitzer His Take On Foley

bill maher gives wolf blitzer his take on foley

bill maher joined wolf blitzer in the situation room today to talk about foleygate and hits the nail on the head when he points out that republican/conservative repression and self-righteousness always seems to manifest itself in supreme hypocrisy. he gives the examples of foley with internet predator legislation, rush limbaugh with drug abuse demonization and compulsive gambler bill bennett who wrote a book on virtues and morality.

Video:British Troops Given LSD

british troops given lsd

old government footage of experimental lsd testing during british military training operations.

Video:Cyril gives New Meaning to the word

cyril gives new meaning to the word "magic marker"

cyril draws sunglasses on the face of a dallar bill then some how removes the glasses with his fingers. freaks everyone out!!

Video:Tarantino Giving Hell To A Reporter

tarantino giving hell to a reporter

don't know what he is ranting about though.

Video:Keith Olberman Gives Special Comment On Kerry's Joke

keith olberman gives special comment on kerry's joke

i'm not sure when this was shown, probably 31st october or 1st november.

Video:Giving Computer Time Can Fight AIDS

giving computer time can fight aids

if you have a personal computer and an internet connection, you might want to consider helping find a cure for aids.

yesterday, ibm and the scripps research institute in la jolla announced a new venture that enlists people from around the world to donate time on their personal computers to assist with aids studies.

called fightaids@home, the initiative invites people to join the world community grid, a community of more than 100,000 computer users from 160 countries linked by the internet.

having more computer power at hand allows scientists to attack many of their questions more aggressively and quickly.

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Video:Stop Giving the Cockroaches Cancer

stop giving the cockroaches cancer

one reason not to throw cigarettes on the floor.

Video:Man Gives Wife To Pay Debt

man gives wife to pay debt

a romanian man has handed over his wife to a creditor as payment for his debts.

emil iancu, from tighisu nou, gave his wife daniela to 72-year-old jozef justien lostrie when he turned up on his doorstep to collect a $4400 debt.

iancu said: "i had no money to pay the debt and when i told lostrie he said he would take my wife instead.
"i was scared of what he would do and so i signed a document saying daniela would live with him."

but daniela says the deal has proved better for her.
"before i had to clean the house and look after our three children on my own, while emil did nothing, but now i'm treated like a guest and hardly have to raise a finger," she said.

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Video:Is God Giving Us The Finger??

is god giving us the finger??

i swear it's not photoshopped.

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Video:Angry Cat Owner Gives Firefighters A Fright

angry cat owner gives firefighters a fright

firefighters responded to a fire call, but got far more than expected. jeffrey cullen, 58, used the fake fire call to lure the men to a tree where his cat was stuck. when the firemen refused to get the cat, cullen pulled out his gun. the firemen and a twelve-year old boy ran for their lives.

the three person crew knew something was amiss when they responded to the fire call and saw no smoke or fire. instead the allegedly deceptive cullen insisted that he wanted his cat brought down from a tree and said that he knew the only response he would get was for a fire call.

according to reports the battalion chief told cullen to wait for animal control or wait for the cat to get hungry and come down.

clearly, cullen did not like this response as he pulled out a small black revolver and emerged from his house whilst shooting, all upset over a little cat in a tree.

fortunately, the firefighters along with a young child managed to flee the scene uninjured. deputies arrested cullen after a brief standoff and he is now being charged on four felony counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, according to the mohave county sheriff's department.

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Video:Burglar Gives Victim A Shoulder Massage

burglar gives victim a shoulder massage

tokyo - how about a little relaxation with your robbery?

a burglar gave a 35-year-old woman a shoulder massage for several hours after breaking into her apartment in central tokyo and tying her up, police were quoted as saying on friday.

he stole 210,000 yen ($1,900) in cash and her bank cash card, though he later mailed the card to her as she requested after withdrawing 980,000 yen from her account, kyodo news agency said.

it said lee jin-se, 29, a south korean, admitted the burglary and told police he lingered in the woman's apartment and gave her the massage "to relax her."

police believe lee waited there until business hours began for bank cash machines, virtually none of which operate around-the-clock in japan, kyodo said.

a police spokesman confirmed the robbery but declined to comment on the reported massage. he said the woman did not appear to have been physically assaulted.

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Video:Bullet Tooth Tony Gives A Lesson

bullet tooth tony gives a lesson

this is another scene from the movie snatch. this is the scene where vinny, sol, and tyrone confront bullet tooth tony and try to get the diamond from him, but tony gives them a lesson in humility.

Video:ATM Gives Out Free Money

atm gives out free money

one of darwin's worst kept secrets, a malfunctioning cash machine, has been returned to normal service.

the automatic teller machine (atm) made the caltex service station in darwin's rural area a popular stop yesterday.

an anonymous caller to the abc this morning says the word got around berrimah quickly that a commonwealth bank machine at the service station was giving out $50 bills instead of $20 bills.

"if you withdrew $100 you got two 50s. but if you'd have withdrew $80, instead of getting four 20s, you got four 50s," the caller said.

the bank is investigating and says it is possible at least 100 customers got more than they bargained for.

the bank's brian fitzgerald says the problem was most likely due to human error.

"the $50 notes and the $20 notes are in different cannisters and occasionally the people that fill the machines up get the canisters mixed up and put a $50 canister into a $29 slot," he said.

"we're investigating the actual cause at berrimah but we believe that may be the case in this instance."

the bank is warning people they will have to give back extra money dispensed from the atm.

"the automatic teller machines are all online and we have a record of every transaction, every customer, how many notes were dispensed and we will start contacting those customers that used the machine today seeking reimbursement of the additional funds that they have received," mr fitzgerald said.

Video:Nicolas Cage Gives Superman's Birthname to Son

nicolas cage gives superman's birthname to son

oscar-winning actor nicholas cage's wife of 14 months gave birth on monday to the couple's first child together, a son they named kal-el -- a moniker recognized by comic book fans as the birth name of superman.

cage is known as an avid comic book devotee who once sold his personal collection, including a copy of superman's 1938 pulp debut, at auction for more than $1.6 million. the nephew of famed filmmaker francis ford coppola, the actor adopted his own stage surname from the marvel comics superhero luke cage.

cage also was at one time slated to star in a superman movie under the direction of tim burton, a project that ultimately was scrapped and replaced by a newer warner bros. remake expected for release next summer.

the 41-year-old actor and his wife, a former sushi waitress about 20 years his junior, met at a nightclub last year before marrying on july 30, 2004.

the prolific performer won an academy award as best actor for his 1995 role as an alcoholic bent on suicide in "leaving las vegas." in his latest film, "lord of war," he portrays an arms dealer.

the kid has a lot to live up to...

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