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Video:Germans Who Say Nice Things

germans who say nice things

the delicate, yet efficient german language.

Video:World War I - Germans Advance

world war i - germans advance

german soldiers advance up the hill.

Video:German Insurance Advert

german insurance advert

some advert for a german insurance company.

Video:The Real Gangster - Angy German Kid

the real gangster - angy german kid

angry german kid explains why he is the real gangster.

Video:Angry German Kid VS Stacey Hedger

angry german kid vs stacey hedger

german kid gets upset with stacey hedgers butchered star wars trumpet solo.

Video:World War Two - German U-boats

world war two - german u-boats

montage of german ww2 footage related to the u-boats. music is by charlie and his orchestra, who were a nazi-sponsored german propaganda swing band. (from www.webalice.it/romanoarchives - devoted to colour footage from ww2.)

Video:A Bridge Too Far - Germans Attack at Arnhem

a bridge too far - germans attack at arnhem

the 1977 movie "a bridge too far" was based on operation market garden. an allied military operation in september 1944. the plan was to secure a variety of bridges in german-occupied netherlands to hasten the advance of allied troops. here the germans launch their first attack on the british paras at the arnhem bridge.

Video:A Bridge Too Far - German

a bridge too far - german "surrender"

fourth upload from the 1977 movie "a bridge too far". based on operation market garden - an allied military operation in september 1944. the plan was to secure a variety of bridges in german-occupied netherlands to hasten the advance of allied troops. here the besieged british paras in arnhem discuss surrender with the german forces.

Video:German Football Song Irks Muslims

german football song irks muslims

an anthem sung by fans of the german football club fc schalke 04 has drawn protests from muslims because of its reference to the prophet muhammad.

the gelsenkirchen club, which plays in germany's top league, the bundesliga, has asked an islam expert to consider whether the song might be insulting.

the third verse contains the words: "muhammad was a prophet who understood nothing about football".

"but of all the lovely colours he chose [schalke's] blue and white," it goes.

the club has received hundreds of e-mails from angry muslims recently, since turkish media carried reports about the song.

police in gelsenkirchen, in the industrial ruhr region of western germany, say they are taking the muslim complaints very seriously.

the head of germany's central council of muslims, aiman mazyek, said his council would not call for a ban on the anthem, but would like "an explanation of its background".

the song is called "blue and white, how i love you" and in german the lyrics about muhammad read: mohammed war ein prophet, der vom fussballspielen nichts versteht. doch aus all der schoenen farbenpracht hat er sich das blau und weisse ausgedacht.

the german news website deutsche welle says the song was written in 1924 and it is not clear when the muhammad reference made its way in.

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berlin — despite hundreds of e-mails from angry muslims, a leading muslim organization does not consider an anthem sung by fans of the fc schalke football club, which includes a reference to prophet muhammad (peace and blessings be upon him), offensive.

“there is really no blasphemy or mockery in the song,” aiman mazyek, general secretary of the central muslim council, has told the german press agency (dpa).

mazyek, the muslim leader, links the reaction to the gelsenkirchen song to the grisly killing of a hijab-clad egyptian woman by a german racist last month inside a court house.

"some muslims’ nerves are frayed - and then there are hotheads who try to exploit this story," he said.

"after the terrible murder... the muslim community is unsettled and afraid."

source

Video:Germans Designed Exploding Chocolate Bar

germans designed exploding chocolate bar

german saboteurs designed an exploding chocolate bar for a campaign of sabotage against britain in world war ii, according to documents released monday by the british national archives. there was no evidence, however, that such lethal treats were ever deployed.

the chocolate bomb was illustrated in documents which also explained that it was intended to blow up seven seconds after someone tried to break off a piece. the sketch of the device, labeled in english, was apparently made by british agents.

"the bomb is made of steel with a thin covering of real chocolate," the note said. "when the piece of chocolate at the end is broken off the canvas shown is pulled, and after a delay of seven seconds the bomb explodes."  german designs included bombs disguised as tins of plums, throat lozenges, shaving brushes, batteries, wood, coal and stuffed dogs.

british agents did intercept one bizarre innovation bombs disguised as cans of peas.  according to documents released two years ago, the pea bombs were intercepted when three nazi saboteurs were arrested in ireland in july 1940. the cans contained small slabs of nitrocellulose explosives.

dismissing the threat, british security agents said the devices were "of the most primitive kind."  "german espionage and sabotage in britain reached the level of 100 percent incompetence in world war ii," historian christopher andrew told a press briefing before the documents were released.

the archives also released copies of some printed material attributed to german saboteurs. one read: "to the men of britain and eire. you have proved yourselves a race of abject cowards unwilling to leave your mamas' & wifey's apron strings and fight me. you lice, vermin, spawn of prostitutes."

andrew, the official historian of the security service, said the effort is so bad that he thinks it may have been a spoof cooked up by british civil servants.

abcnews

Video:Germans Invent Nicotine Beer

germans invent nicotine beer

a german company has come up with a novel way of beating bans on smoking in pubs – put the nicotine in the beer.

a new beer, known as nicoshot, is undergoing testing in germany with hopes it can be moved toward approval in the next few months. each beer contains three milligrams of nicotine and a 6.3 per cent alcohol reading.

its german maker, nautilus, claims the beer is designed to help smokers quit the habit rather than make the drink addictive.

"while nicoshot can lessen cravings, it is not a 'cure' for smoking," nautilus said.

"but it can help you make changes in your lifestyle without having to walk out of the bar for a quick smoke to deal with sudden withdrawal symptoms. over time, when you are more comfortable being a non-smoker, the use of nicotine beer can be reduced and then stopped."

news.com.au

Video:Angry German Kid - With Subtitles

angry german kid - with subtitles

a translated version of the famous angry german kid. unreal tournament is the game that inspired his manic outburst.

Video:German Drunk Driver Test

german drunk driver test

this proves the germans do have a sense of humor. maybe its based on shardenfreude, but still...

Video:German Driver Misses Exit

german driver misses exit

a german driver completly misses his exit on the highway but instead of waiting till the next exit he decides to do a u-turn on the highway against 80mph traffic and to back to his exit.

Video:It Crowd - Moss and the German

it crowd - moss and the german

worried that his life is stagnating, moss enrols on a german cookery course. jen discovers that the only place in the building where she can now enjoy a cigarette is a smoking area not unlike soviet russia.

Video:Angry German Kid vs. Douche Girl

angry german kid vs. douche girl

in the true spirit of the internet, here are 2 douches... mixed together! the douche girl vid is here. and the german kid's original is here.

Video:German CPR Prank

german cpr prank

students at the cpr course get pranked. the show is on german, but it's rather obvious what's going on.

Video:Werner - A Football Game (German)

werner - a football game (german)

i know this is german so most of you dont really get the commentary but its funny enough watching it i think. its just a good example of northern germanys culture especially the first few seconds. :p werner is a very popular toon in germany and is based on real characters. i dont know if you guys can enjoy this tbh, but just give it a try ;) oh and if the beginning bores you just skip to 2:40.

Video:German Sleepwalker Steps Out of 4th-Floor Window

german sleepwalker steps out of 4th-floor window

a german sleepwalker climbs out of fourth-floor window, falls 33 feet to the ground, breaks an arm and a leg, continues sleeping. ta-da!

the 17-year-old had just moved into a new flat in the eastern town of demmin with his sister. he went walking on sunday night and climbed out of the window after stepping on a cardboard box, police said.

his sister said her brother often sleepwalked. the boy hadn't taken drugs or drunk any alcohol.

source: spiegel.de

Video:Free Beer For German Soccer Fans

free beer for german soccer fans

a german brewery will give away 10,000 litres of beer to fans of the first team to beat bayern munich in the bundesliga this season.

bayern have won 15 league games in a row -- six out of six this season, plus their final nine on the run-in to the title last term -- and are already four points clear at the top.

"we want to create a bit of excitement," bitburger spokesman dietmar henle told bild newspaper on thursday. "we've nothing against bayern but there must be some tension."

the beer could be claimed on saturday when second-placed hamburg sv host bayern.

bitburger will raise the offer by 1,000 litres each match until the prize has been won, bild reported.

reuters

Video:Ze Germans

ze germans

the european union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt english as the preferred language for european communications, rather than german, which was the other possibility. as part of the negotiations, the british government conceded that english spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as euroenglish (euro for short).

in the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. there will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". this will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter. in the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

by the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v". during ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

after zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. ze drem vil finali kum tru.

Video:German Idiot

german idiot

there must be something seriously wrong with this guy.

Video:German Anti-tank Bazooka

german anti-tank bazooka

it's how they got things done in the old days.


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