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saliva - ladies and gentlemen (blood stained love story, 2007)
a clip from the league of gentlemen movie where dr chinnery tries to extract semen from a giraffe.
a very elderly but bright-eyed gentleman, very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of after shave, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.
seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady tricked out in a modest but very becoming cocktail dress.
the gentleman walks over, sits alongside of her, orders a drink, turns to her and says,
"so tell me, do i come here often?"
an amusing clip from the league of gentlemen where a young girl tries to make it as the star of an advert but she can't get the line correct.
two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "slim, i'm 83 years old now and i'm just full of aches and pains. i know you're about my age. how do you feel?" slim says, "i f eel just like a newborn baby." "really!? like a newborn baby!?" "yep. no hair, no teeth, and i think i just wet my pants. "
animated short of two men having a duel for the love of a beautiful lady.
with a twist & a tie
truly great british comedy - road men (1999)
during a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students: "if you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?" mike replies: "wait a minute, i'm going for a piss." the teacher says: "that would be very rude and improper on your part." charlie replies: "i'm sorry i need to go to the toilet, i'll be back in a minute." the teacher says: "that's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant." and little johnny says: "my dear, please excuse me for a moment. i have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, i hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner. "
taken from series 1 episode 3.
a little information on aussie slang.
a woman answers a knock on her door to find the mentally unhinged papalazaru standing there. after forcing his way into the house so his 'wife' can use the toilet, he proceeds to entice the woman to 'join them'.
benjamin is staying with his ultra eccentric aunt and uncle. it's breakfast, and they normally start the day with a glass of 'aqua vitae'. however, this isn't something you buy out of a shop.
tubbs and edward are slightly insane. they believe the confines of the physical universe, don't extend outside their 'local shop'. so when 'outsiders' announce they are planning to build a 'new road' through the area, they don't recieve the warmest reception.
keeping the street whores company.
wants his top hat back.
for the cultured child molester.
"the woman i`m lookin` for, has to like the same things i do." big lee is 30 years old, is a videogame designer (so he claims), and is "very cultural". enjoy
the english are a bit more subtle.
a good analogy on an event that occurs in every mans life.
your going too slow, row faster woman!
the guy's got class.
a collection of game videos, movie scenes and babes to the hardcore sound of saliva.
this guy is my personal hero.
