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a 34-year-old man has been arrested for allegedly faking a hijacking in a bid to get more gambling money from his wife, north rand police said today. police spokesperson captain jethro mtshali said the man called his wife, telling her he had been hijacked, and that r5 000 was needed for his release. she called the police and his vehicle tracking company, and his toyota conquest was found parked outside a casino. he admitted that he faked the hijack, saying he only wanted money to gamble. source
proof that gambling addictive is just a matter of opinion.
it must stink to be this guy. he was owned by his ex wife. she put a big sign on his car while he was inside having a good time.
this guy sold everything he owned and risked his whole life savings on a double or nothing bet.
commercial containing lots of cool magic trick clips.
a bartender was tending to his bar when a guy in tattered clothes swaggers into the bar and orders a beer. the bartender takes one look at the man and says, "you don't look like you can afford a beer, so why should i give you one?" the man laughs and says, "you're right, but i just won $10,000 earlier today." "wow, what's your occupation?" "i am a professional gambler. for example, i'll bet you $100 that i can get a bulls-eye from this very spot." looking to the opposide side of the bar, the bartender eye's the dart board and accepts the bet. the man walks across the bar, grabs a dart, walks back, and hit's the bulls-eye from the bar. "well, i shouldn't have doubted you, here's your $100." as the night passed, the man got more and more drunk. until finally, the man walked back to the bartender so drunk, he had trouble standing. he say's, "hey bartender! i bet you $1,000 that i can piss from one side of the bar into a beer bottle without spilling a drop!" the bartender, seeing his odd's of winning were high, accepted. so the man climbs onto the bar, sets down an empty beer bottle, and stumbles to the other side. he unzips, and starts peeing everywhere. the bar, the bartender, everything got drenched in piss, and none of it got in the bottle. the bartender starts smiling and goes to the man to collect, but the man suddenly bursts out laughing. the bartender, confused but $1,000 richer asks, "what's so funny? you just lost the bet." "that's true, but i just bet everyone in here for $50,000 that i can piss on you, your bar, and still have you smiling afterwards!"
manny gets bernet into gambling :) the show is black books, the episode is called "a little flutter" [from the third season] enjoy.
little johnny likes to gamble. one day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city. johnny's daddy thinks, "i'll get a head start on johnny's gambling." so he calls the teacher and says, "my son johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him." the teacher says ok, she can handle it. the next day johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "hi, my name is johnny." she says yes i know who you are. johnny smiles and says, "i bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your butt." the teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet. she pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole. that afternoon, johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why. so his dad calls the teacher and says, "johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost." the teacher says, "yeah, and i think i broke his gambling problem." johnny's dad laughs and says, "no you didn't, he bet me a hundred dollars this morning that he'd see your ass before the day was over."
moscow (reuters) - russia closed down its casinos overnight as gambling was banned nationwide, a move the industry says could throw a third of a million people out of work. the july 1 ban shut gaming halls, from gaudy casinos crowned by extravagant neon structures to dingy dwellings containing a handful of slot machines. "i feel terrible. we just let 1,000 people go," said yuri boyev, general director at metelitsa, an upmarket casino where billionaires rolled the dice and russia's gas giant gazprom held a lavish christmas party. vladimir putin, now prime minister, came up with the idea in 2006 when he was president after the interior ministry linked several gaming operations in moscow to georgian organized crime. the kremlin plans to restrict gambling to las vegas-style gaming zones in four rarely visited regions deemed to need investment, including one near the north korea border, but nothing has been built and critics say the zones will fail. though gaming establishments knew the shutdown date for at least a year, few thought the government would go through with it, but officials moved in overnight to close them down. the industry says the ban will axe at least 300,000 jobs but officials in moscow put the national figure at only 11,500. rows of slot machines, usually blinking around the clock in smoky, crowded halls, lay dormant and wrapped in cellophane. moscow deputy mayor sergei baidakov, watching men dismantle poker tables and lay roulette wheels on the floor, said the state was ready to thwart any big to move gambling underground. "we are confident we will control the situation," he said. he said the ban was to protect the health of society. many critics in the gambling industry say it has more to do with russia's poor ties with georgia. georgians are thought to run many russian gaming halls. city police stood on guard in case of protests by disgruntled former workers in the popular gaming halls that have sprouted since the soviet union collapsed in 1991 and now pepper russia's cities. a hotline was set up wednesday to report on those suspected of operating illegal gambling, itar-tass reported. moscow had around 550 gambling places, including 30 casinos in prime spots, symbolizing the capital's love of excess. midnight on novy arbat street, the heart of the gambling scene, was muted as its flashing lights and loud music were turned off for the first time in over a decade. "i'm upset but i guess i'll have a little rest and re-visit my job situation in august," said elena, a slot machine operator who has worked in the gaming business for five years. each year gaming brought in up to $7 billion and paid $1 billion in tax, a gap the industry says will cause the state a budget headache. the development replacement zones -- in southern krasnodar, the baltic enclave of kaliningrad, east siberia's altai region and the far east -- require investment of up to $40 billion and have not been built. "the zones have no roads, water or electricity. we fulfilled the law by shutting, the government did not fulfill it as the zones are not ready yet," said casino director boyev. the industry has raised eyebrows at government guarantees of work in restaurants and shopping centers that are to replace casinos when unemployment in russia has hit an eight-year high. but some addicted gamblers thought the ban might help them. "maybe this is all a good thing. i'm a family man and i come here every day and lose all my money. i'll be happy to see them go," said a 40-year-old muscovite near the flashy shangri-la casino in the city center. source
a man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. the man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "if i gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?" "no, i stopped drinking years ago," the bum said. "will you use it to gamble?" "i don't gamble. i need everything i can get just to stay alive." "will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?" "are you nuts! i haven't played golf in 20 years!" the man said, "well, i'm not going to give you two dollars. instead, i'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." the bum was astounded. "won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? i know i'm dirty, and i probably smell pretty bad." the man replied, "that's okay. i just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf."
this guy tries to bet at a casino with weed. he lays it down on the table as a bet.
watch as they put the f u back in fun... kenny blanketships special mxc as this is the season 1 closer. don't get eliminated!
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not as many power moves as in my first posted video, but i like the music. enjoy!
