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Video:Three Former Terrorists Speak Out!

three former terrorists speak out!

three former terrorists speak out in an interview about their actions, motivations, islam, and world terrorism.

Video:Former Interrogator: Torture Creates Terrorists

former interrogator: torture creates terrorists

former military interrogator matthew alexander speaks out on us torture in iraq.

Video:A Former Prostitute

a former prostitute

a former prostitute with a rather well-used vagina that has been somewhat stretched is given a proposal of marriage by a man she meets in a bar one night.

she thinks it over, and she decides to accept his proposal. her private parts are somewhat oversized from her former occupation, but she decides to approach the problem after they are married.

on their wedding night, she explains the problem by saying that when she was a small child, she got her privates caught on some barbed wire while climbing over a fence, which explains why her vagina is so big.

they make wild and passionate love for most of the night, and in the early hours of the morning, her husband, after regaining his breath, turns to her and says, "i can understand your private parts being stretched by this barbed wire, my dear, but just how far across the field were you before you noticed?"

Video:Former President Ford Disagreed With Iraq War

former president ford disagreed with iraq war

former president ford told bob woodward in a 2004 interview not to be released until after his death that he disagreed with the iraq war and the wmd justification used to make the case.

Video:Saddam Trial Begins - Former Dictator Pleads Not Guilty

saddam trial begins - former dictator pleads not guilty

former iraqi leader saddam hussein has made an outspoken attack on the judicial process, before pleading not guilty at his trial in baghdad.

he refused to confirm his identity, and questioned the validity of both the trial and the judge.

"who are you? what does this court want?" saddam hussein asked the judge.

saddam and seven associates, who all pleaded not guilty, are charged with ordering the killing of 143 shia men in 1982 in dujail.

the trial is being heard in an imposing marble building that once served as the national command headquarters of saddam hussein's baath party, in the heavily fortified green zone in the iraqi capital.

tv pictures showed saddam hussein and his co-defendants being led into pens in the courtroom.

the 68-year-old former leader was wearing a dark suit with an open-necked shirt and carrying a copy of the koran. the bbc's john simpson in the court says he looked thinner and more sallow than in his last public appearance.

asked to confirm his name by chief judge rizgar mohammed amin, a kurd, saddam hussein refused.

"have you ever been a judge before?" saddam said.

amid some verbal sparring with the judge, the former iraqi leader stated: "i preserve my constitutional rights as the president of iraq. i do not recognise the body that has authorised you and i don't recognise this aggression. what is based on injustice is unjust ... i do not respond to this so-called court, with all due respect."

the trial is being presided over by five judges, with mr amin in overall charge. the identities of judges had been kept secret to ensure their safety, but mr amin's name was revealed by us officials just before the trial began.

a small number of observers and journalists are in the courtroom, but the public has been excluded.

the case is the first of many expected to be brought against the former iraqi leader.

it concerns the rounding up and execution of 143 men in dujail, a shia village north of baghdad, following an attempt there on saddam hussein's life. court officials say the case was chosen because it was the easiest and quickest case to compile.

the charge carries the death penalty, though saddam hussein and his associates have the right to appeal if they are found guilty.

prosecution lawyers are also expected to bring charges concerning the gassing of 5,000 people in the kurdish village of halabja in march 1988, and the suppression of a shia revolt following the first gulf war.

human rights groups have expressed concerns about the trial as a human rights watch report says the iraqi special tribunal "runs the risk of violating international standards for fair trials".

amnesty international has sent three delegates to baghdad to ensure saddam hussein receives a fair trial, and to oppose the death penalty if he is found guilty.

saddam hussein was captured in 2003 after the american-led invasion of iraq.

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Video:Former Winnebago CEO - Commercial Outtakes

former winnebago ceo - commercial outtakes

this was the ceo of winnebago at the time this commercial was filmed. he curses and basically calls himself dumb for never remembering the script. thanks, slapyasak - good find.

Video:Former Childstar Brad Renfro Dead

former childstar brad renfro dead

los angeles — actor brad renfro, whose career began promisingly with a childhood role in "the client" but rapidly faded as he struggled with drugs and alcohol, was found dead tuesday in his home. he was 25.

paramedics pronounced him dead at 9 a.m., said craig harvey, chief investigator for the los angeles county coroner's office. the cause of death was not immediately determined, harvey said, but an autopsy could be conducted as early as wednesday.

renfro had reportedly been drinking with friends the evening before his death, harvey said.

renfro's lawyer, richard kaplan, said he did not know whether the death was connected to any problems with addiction.

"he was working hard on his sobriety," kaplan said. "he was doing well. he was a nice person."

the actor served 10 days in jail in may 2006 after pleading no contest to driving while intoxicated and guilty to attempted possession of heroin.

the latter charge stemmed from his arrest in los angeles' skid row area, when he attempted to buy heroin from an undercover officer in 2005.

after one court appearance, he talked to reporters about drug rehabilitation, saying he was "tired of paying the consequences" for drinking and drug use and eager to get clean.

a native of knoxville, tenn., renfro's film career began when he was 12, acting opposite susan sarandon and tommy lee jones in "the client." his other credits included "sleepers," "deuces wild," "apt pupil," "bully" and "the jacket."

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Video:Former Super Power

former super power

any bit helps.

Video:Former GITMO Detainee Speaks Out!

former gitmo detainee speaks out!

for 7½ years, lakhdar boumediene was known simply by a number: "10005." in an exclusive interview with abc news, boumediene said the interrogators at gitmo never once asked him about this alleged plot, which he denied playing any part it. boumediene described as a 7½ year nightmare, he is now a free man.

Video:Former Ku Klux Klan leader Johnny Lee Clary

former ku klux klan leader johnny lee clary

former ku klux klan leader johnny lee clary on moving from hate to tolerance - enough rope

Video:UFO Contact - Former Canadian Defense Minister

ufo contact - former canadian defense minister

ufo - extra terrestrial contact former canadian defense minister paul hellyer at the april 2008 x-conference at the national press club, washinghton d.c

Video:Former NBA Player Beat Down By Mob!

former nba player beat down by mob!

former l.a. clipper, keith closs (7 feet tall)gets beat down by mob.

Video:Conan O`Brien - Former Secretary of Labor Robert Reich

conan o`brien - former secretary of labor robert reich

conan o`brien and former secretary of labor robert reich team up as detectives.

Video:Former UFC Champ Evan Tanner Found Dead

former ufc champ evan tanner found dead


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ultimate fighting championship star evan tanner has died in the desert east of san diego, possibly of heat exposure.

sheriff's lt. george moreno said the 37-year-old tanner was found monday about two miles from his campsite in a remote area of the palo verdes mountains, where temperatures had reached 110 degrees. moreno said a preliminary coroner's report suggests tanner died of heat exposure.

tanner left for the desert last week to go camping and motorcycle riding.

his agent, john hayner, said tanner called a friend on wednesday to say the dirt bike had run out of gas. he was about 100 miles from the nearest town.

"as an extreme ultimate fighter, practicing mixed martial arts, he really didn't define himself as being a fighter," hayner told foxnews.com. "he defined himself as being an adventurer, and he would fund his adventures through fighting."

and tanner has been thinking about risky adventures in recent months.

"this summer he wanted to go kayaking from alaska to california, and i said, 'evan, that's incredibly dangerous; you could die out there," hayner told foxnews.com. "and he goes, 'well, you could die anywhere.'

"he always had this kind of concept [of], well, it sharpens your senses by being on a razor's edge with your life actually on the line."

tanner, 37, had blogged ominously about his trip into the desert to "cleanse."

"i plan on going so deep into the desert, that any failure of my equipment, could cost me my life," he wrote on his journal for spike tv.

tanner is a former ufc champion middleweight. he lost his last bout in june.

tanner made his mma debut in april 1997, winning three fights in one night, including a win over paul buentello. his biggest fight came in february 2001 when he challenged then-ufc light heavyweight champion tito ortiz in the main event of ufc 30 but was knocked out in just 32 seconds.

tanner later moved down to 185 pounds and won the vacant ufc middleweight championship over david terrell, but then lost the title in june 2005 to rich franklin in a fight where the winner would also become one of the coaches for the second season of "the ultimate fighter."

the ufc signed tanner to a four-fight contract last november with the first fight of that contract taking place earlier this year in march at ufc 82 in columbus, ohio. he lost by ko to yushin okami and then suffered another loss in june to kendall grove by split decision on the tuf 7 finale show in las vegas.

Video:Former Power Ranger Accused of Triple Murder

former power ranger accused of triple murder

go go murder rangers!

Video:Johnny Cash Sings With Former San Quentin Inmate

johnny cash sings with former san quentin inmate

johnny cash and merle haggard singing merle`s song "sing me back home". this aired on august 2nd, 1969. (merle haggard was an inmate at san quentin prison and was in the audience when johnny cash played his first prison concert there in 1958. watching that show was one of the things that inspired merle to pursue a music career when he was released from prison)

Video:Moonies Settle Lawsuit With Former Follower

moonies settle lawsuit with former follower

the unification church, apparently fearing the wrath of the education ministry, agreed to pay 230 million yen ($2.2 million) to a woman who said she was intimidated into donating huge sums to the group.if you’re unfamiliar with the unification church, here’s a short introductory video about the moonies’ rise to power in america.

Video:Former Prime Minister of Denmark knew the WTC was going to collapse!

former prime minister of denmark knew the wtc was going to collapse!

in an interview with danish tv, former prime minister of denmark poul nyrup rasmussen, reveals that he knew the first tower was going to collapse. the interesting part, and what we would like to know is who told him that?

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