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amsterdam, netherlands - several self-avowed pedophiles founded a political party in the netherlands wednesday, but it was unclear whether the party has more than a handful of members.
the charity, freedom and diversity party said its central campaign platform will be lowering the age of consent in the netherlands from 16 to 12.
“forbidding children from sex only makes them more curious,” party president martijn uittenbogaard told the associated press.
uittenbogaard said his new party had supporters from “all corners of the country” but acknowledged wednesday’s launch had been marked by poor attendance. reports said the launch in the city of leiden was only attended by people from the media.
uittenbogaard declined to give membership figures. the party still has to register with the government to be recognized as a political party.
he acknowledged his ideas are loathed by most dutch people.
“a lot of people are against us and that’s not strange but that doesn’t worry us very much because we know we also have a lot of support,” he said.
‘we’re dead serious’
pollster maurice de hond dismissed the netherlands’ newest political arrival. “no one will vote for this party. maybe they will get a thousand voters but not the 60,000 needed to get a parliamentary seat,” he said.
uittenbogaard said he had been a pedophile activist for many years.
party secretary norbert de jonge told local media that he had been a target of hate e-mails and phone calls since tuesday.
“they think its a joke,” he said, “but we’re dead serious.”
the party will also follow an anti-immigration policy and oppose religious elementary schools.
it endorses broadcasting pornographic material on daytime television, and allowing children as young as 12 to feature in porn films.
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the following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words.
coming home i drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree i don't have.
the other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
i thought my windows was done but i found out it was up when i put my head through it.
i collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
a truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
a pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
the guy was all over the road. i had to swerve a number of times before i hit him.
i pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
in my attempt to kill a fly, i drove into a telephone pole.
i had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. as i reached an intersection, a hedge sprange up, obscuring my vision and i did not see the other car.
i had been driving for 40 years when i feel asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
i was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
as i approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. i was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
to avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, i struck the pedestrian.
my car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
an invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
i told the police that i was not injured but on removing my hat, i found that i had a fractured skull.
i was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when i struck him.
the pedestrian had no idea which direction to run so i ran over him.
i saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentlemen as he bounced off the hood of my car.
the indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
i was thrown from my car as it left the road. i was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
the telephone pole was approaching. i was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end.
