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the following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words.
coming home i drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree i don't have.
the other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
i thought my windows was done but i found out it was up when i put my head through it.
i collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
a truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
a pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
the guy was all over the road. i had to swerve a number of times before i hit him.
i pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
in my attempt to kill a fly, i drove into a telephone pole.
i had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. as i reached an intersection, a hedge sprange up, obscuring my vision and i did not see the other car.
i had been driving for 40 years when i feel asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
i was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
as i approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. i was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
to avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, i struck the pedestrian.
my car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
an invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
i told the police that i was not injured but on removing my hat, i found that i had a fractured skull.
i was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when i struck him.
the pedestrian had no idea which direction to run so i ran over him.
i saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentlemen as he bounced off the hood of my car.
the indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
i was thrown from my car as it left the road. i was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
the telephone pole was approaching. i was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end.
