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Video:Fort Jefferson, Florida Keys

fort jefferson, florida keys

a nice grouping of stuning photographs of fort jefferson in the florida keys

Video:Florida or the Moon

florida or the moon

two blondes living in oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other,

"which do you think is farther away, florida or the moon?"

the other blonde turns and says "helloooooooooo, can you see florida.......?????"

Video:Florida Couple Pay $155,000 To Clone Their Dog

florida couple pay $155,000 to clone their dog

a boca raton couple who paid $155,000 to clone a deceased pet are feeling the spotlight of national media while helping the puppy adjust to his new family. sir lancelot encore spent his first florida night in the master bedroom -- along with nine other dogs, various cats and two humans -- oblivious to the sensation he had caused earlier monday. the 10-week-old golden labrador retriever is a clone, created in south korea by a california biotech firm from the dna of the first sir lancelot, the beloved pet of ed and nina otto of boca raton.

Video:Weird Laws - New York & Florida

weird laws - new york & florida

these are real laws...

new york

a fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. this old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." a second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

it is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

a license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.

the penalty for jumping off a building is death.

florida

women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

a special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

it is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

it is illegal to skateboard without a license.

when having sex, only the missionary position is legal.



Video:Florida Isn't Always Flat

florida isn't always flat

a public service announcement.

Video:Bats on University of Florida Campus

bats on university of florida campus

a video of my visit to the uf bat house on earth day featuring clouds of bats.

Video:911 Audio: Florida Plane Crash

911 audio: florida plane crash

moments after the fatal crash involving a small plane near orlando, emergency responders were called by a witness on the ground.

Video: Footage Shuttle Endeavour Landing In Florida

footage shuttle endeavour landing in florida

endeavour and its crew of seven heading home.

Video:Hello From Florida

hello from florida

wish you were here.

  • Votes 4.0168/5
  • Views 3018
  • Comments 5
  • Date 12/7/2007
  • by GregP

Video:Florida Teacher Fired For Wizardry

florida teacher fired for wizardry

omg!burn the heretic on a stake!


stupid americans...

Video:You Know it`s July in Florida When:

you know it`s july in florida when:

- hot water comes out of both taps.

- you find out that a seatbelt buckle makes a pretty nice branding iron.

- the trees are whistling for the dogs.

- you find out that you can get sunburned through your car window.

- the birds need to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

- you burn your hand opening the car door.

- the temperature drops below 95 and you put on a sweater.

- you can make instant sun tea.

- shade determines the best parking space, not distance.

- farmers feed their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.

- when you step outside at 7:30 a.m., you break into a sweat.

- potatoes cook underground. this is convenient because all you have to do is pull one out and add salt, pepper and butter.

- you discover that asphalt has a liquid state.

- you realize that it only takes two fingers to steer your car.

Video:Florida - The Sunshine State

florida - the sunshine state

also referred to as "the limp dick of america."

Video:Thunderstorm in Florida

thunderstorm in florida

cool shot of a thunderstorm in pompano beach, june 2009. clouds look awsome!

Video:Underwater Florida

underwater florida

"bbc natural history show wild new world uncovers the tropical landscape of underwater florida, including footage of manatees and underwater caves."

Video:Cops - California and Florida

cops - california and florida

this is an episode of cops in riverside, california and palm beach, florida.

Video:Merritt Island, Florida

merritt island, florida

this picture was taken in the florida national wildlife refuge at sunset.

  • Votes 3.7638/5
  • Views 2385
  • Comments 1
  • Date 10/13/2006
  • by ibji

Video:Pilot Lands Plane On Florida Street

pilot lands plane on florida street

kyle davis, 22, the pilot, and his passenger, joe surowiec, were headed from winter haven to lakeland, both in florida, on sunday for a flying festival, according to central florida news 13. but after they got airborne, the engine failed. http://news.aol.com/article/emergency-landing-on-video/440471

Video:Squirrel Attacks At Least Seven People In Central Florida

squirrel attacks at least seven people in central florida

in an unprecedented string of animal attacks on humans, the most recent violence has occurred as one squirrel unleashed a furry frenzy in winter park, florida.

residents are greatly angered by the city's slow response to the squirrel that attacked several people, according to a report.

victims include a 3-year-old boy who was bitten on the arm several times and received a two inch wound on his leg. another man suffered bites and scratches on his arm as he was sitting on a park bench and the squirrel snuck up on him.

one citizen managed to capture the squirrel in a bucket yet released it when city workers failed to show up. fortunately several city employees managed to finally subdue the squirrel after several days.

the florida department of epidemiology released a notice stating the squirrel tested negative for rabies.

source

Video:Expert Claims Florida Museum Pieces Are Fake

expert claims florida museum pieces are fake

art is the cornerstone to any great civilization. without it we might as well be living in trees and throwing our neatly shaped excrement at each other. it is meant to express the inner most feeling of the artist who created it. to falsify a painting or sculpture is to steal its very soul.

that is exactly what the vero beach museum of art in vero beach, florida, has been accused of with an exhibit it has used to draw attention to its 20 year anniversary. the museum has been displaying elegant bronze sculptures they claim are by the artists edgar degas and alberto giacometti. the small statues have been a huge attraction point for visitors of the museum.

however gary arseneau, a florida art analyst, who has done exhaustive research on degas, rodin and other artists, says otherwise. the pieces are “fake as a 3$ bill” according to the researcher.

he points out that the degas pieces in particular are fake, due to the fact that mr. degas never used bronze as a medium. "degas never approved the pieces, never saw them, never signed them, never touched them," arseneau said. "if he is creating art while he's dead, i am eager to see what he creates next."

the officials in question quickly shot back. the director of the museum, lucinda h. gedeon, stated earlier this week, “the practice of posthumously reproducing artists' works in foundries was commonplace in the late 19th and early 20th centuries and accepted by art historians and experts.”

"there is no issue of fakes, no issue of forgery, no issue of defrauding anybody," the museums director said, "are they posthumous? yes they are.”

the previous statement makes no sense. as mr. arseneau said before, it is not very easy for an artist to create works after they have already died. hell, i would go as far as to say it is damn near impossible.

frankly, the rhetoric this museum director is using is an affront to the entire community they have duped. she is exactly what is wrong with this world. instead of admitting to what the man who knows more than her said is true, she has tried to put a play on words to get out of the hot seat.

if it is not degas, then tell the people it is not. simple. stop wasting our time and insulting our intelligence.

tcpalm

Video:New Florida voting Machine

new florida voting machine

this is why bush won.

Video:Liger At Parot Jungle -  Miami Florida

liger at parot jungle - miami florida

liger at parot jungle big cat!

Video:Florida Man Sentenced For Having Sex Slave

florida man sentenced for having sex slave

a north fort myers man has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for his role in harboring a 13-year-old girl kept as a sex slave and housekeeper.

u.s. district judge virginia m. hernandez covington gave fernando pascual, 22, what she considered a lenient sentence tuesday. as part of a plea deal, pascual pleaded guilty in march to charges of sex trafficking and harboring an illegal immigrant for commercial gain. his sentence of 10 years was in exchange for the victim not having to testify because she was traumatized, covington said.

"these are truly horrible crimes you have committed and they will not be tolerated in the united states," covington said.

pascual, his sister, matilde pascual andres, and andres' husband, pascual miguel sebastian, were charged in may 2005 with harboring a young girl in a cape coral home. prosecutors said the girl was bought in guatemala and brought to cape coral, where she was raped, beaten and forced to work.

matilde pascual andres also was sentenced tuesday to 22 months in prison for her role. pascual miguel sebastian was sentenced to 16 months in may on a similar charge.

"this is finally a chance ... to move forward," said chief assistant u.s. attorney doug molloy.

source

Video:Weird Creature Filmed in Florida

weird creature filmed in florida

give your opinion of this weird creature

Video:Ron Paul - GOP Debate Florida 01-24-08

ron paul - gop debate florida 01-24-08

www.ronpaul2008.com


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