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Video:

canadian fishermen hunting baby harp seals

watch the whole video! the canadian government sponsors the annual hunt for harp seals even though it was banned in the 1980s. the sick part of this hunt is that defenseless newborn harp seals are killed by striking them in the head with a bat. one fisherman can be seen going on to the next kill when the previous one is not even dead. another fisherman can be seen skinning one when it still alive. save the seals!

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• 12/10/2006
• by CNKOMMANDO

Video:

fisherman

the walton`s invited their new neighbors over to dinner. during dinner mr.walton was asked what he did for a living.

eight years old brian walton jumped in and said, "daddy is a fisherman!" to which mrs.walton replied, "brian, why do say that. your daddy is a stockbroker, not a fisherman."

"no mom. everytime we visit dad at work and he hangs up the phone he laughs, rubs his hands together and says `i just caught another fish`."

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• 3/4/2009
• by TigerRenko

Video:

fisherman and priest

a fisherman and a catholic priest were fishing on the lake one saturday morning. not one bite all morning until all of a sudden the fisherman starts reeling in a huge fish.

once the fish was in the boat the fisherman said "thats on big son of a bitch father". the priest looked at him baffled at what he had just heard and the fisherman realized he had a slight slip of the tongue.

"oh, sorry father that's what that fish is called....a son of a bitch". the priest was even more puzzled but decided to believe him.

at the end of the day the fisherman asked the priest if he would like to take that son of a bitch home with him and eat it for supper.

the priest thanked him and was on his way. once home he took that son of a bitch over to sister mary and said "mary, i want you to cook this son of a bitch for dinner tonight".

mary was appalled by what the priest had said. "i know mary but that's what kind of fish it is" said the priest. "well if you say so father" said mary. mary then took that son of a bitch to brother paul and said "i need you to clean this son of a bitch paul".

"why sister mary" said paul, "what has just came out of you mouth sister" ? "no, no" said mary, "that's what kind of fish it is, father john told me so". "well if father john told you so then it must be" said paul. so paul cleaned the son of a bitch and took it back to sister mary.

"okay, you can cook that son of a bitch now" said paul. so mary began to cook the son of a bitch. just as they were all sitting down to eat the son of a bitch bishop david stopped by. mary told bishop david to sit down and have himself some of the son of a bitch she had just cooked.

the bishop was amazed at what mary had just said. mary recognized this and said "let me explain, father john caught this son of a bitch when he went fishing today, brother paul gutted and cleaned this son of a bitch and i cooked this son of a bitch and we would all be delighted to have you join us in eating this son of a bitch."

the bishop sat down in his chair, kicked up his feet, reached in his coat pocket and pulled out a flask of whiskey and said

"ya'll fuckers are alright" !!!!

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• 4/5/2006
• by popparob

Video:

fisherman gets hit

haha what are the chances!

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• 3/16/2007
• by Jareardy

Video:

final fantasy voices - fisherman's horizon (ff viii)

another piece from the voices concert.

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• 6/15/2007
• by Sepharite2045

Video:

raven and fisherman

this raven has befriended this man in venice, ca. if someone told you that a wild raven would fly up to someone, land on their arm and eat food given to it right from the guy's hand, you wouldn't believe it. watch the video; it's long so grab some popcorn, laugh and be amazed.

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• 4/13/2008
• by Uifz

Video:

handicapped fishermen only

great sign restricting anyone but children and physically disabled people from fishing.

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• 9/30/2005
• by Marqo09

Video:

primus - john the fisherman

when i grow up i want to be, one of the harvesters of the sea. i think before my days are done, i want to be a fisherman...

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• 4/15/2007
• by Moses84

Video:

fisherman's olde

two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for many years. suddenly a funeral procession came down the road. the one old man reeled in his line, lain down his pole, faced the street and bowed his head until the procession had passed. he then picked up his pole and started fishing again. the other fisherman was amazed and stated "i didn't know you were that religious." the other looked at him and said, "least i could do, we've been married 42 years!"

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• 6/25/2009
• by TigerRenko

Video:

fisherman lands record 844-pound shark

destin, fla. - six friends went to a fishing tournament looking to catch some grouper. they caught an 844-pound shark instead.

the fight by adlee bruner and friends to pull the 11-foot mako shark onto the boat from the gulf of mexico took more than an hour on saturday.

"it was tense," bruner, 47, said about the fight to land the shark, which has a mouthful of huge, fearsome teeth. "i've fished for 40 years. i've never see one that big."

bruner and his fishing buddies were on a 52-foot charter boat with capt. robert hill, about 70 miles southwest of this beach city in the florida panhandle.

the fishermen first noticed the big mako because it kept eating grouper and scamp they had hooked.

"it was like 'jaws,'" hill said.

hill hooked a two-foot amberine on as bait and tossed it out. the shark eventually hit it.

after the long fight, the shark was gaffed and eventually gave up after its tail was roped. but even then, the men could not get the big shark in the boat. they tied it to the stern with three ropes and made the four-hour trip back to land.

the shark was hoisted at the rodeo before a big crowd. it tipped the scale at 844.4 pounds.

after it was gutted, the mako still weighed 638 pounds, breaking the tournament's previous shark division record by 338 pounds.

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• 10/15/2007
• by InsayneJayne

Video:

fisherman: a definition

one jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other end!

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• 5/29/2008
• by TigerRenko

Video:

14 foot blue marlin spears fisherman

when he saw a companion on his boat hook a giant fish during a sea angling contest, ian card was delighted.

next second, the scene of triumph turned to horror - as the 14ft blue marlin leapt out of the water across the vessel and speared mr card through the chest with its spiked bill.

the impact of the 800lb fish knocked him overboard into the atlantic off bermuda.

then, with a thrash of its tail and with the 32-year-old still impaled and bleeding profusely, it dragged him underwater.

terribly injured, he somehow stayed conscious as he struggled to pull himself free of the marlin's 3ft razor-sharp spike before he drowned.

finally, he wrenched himself away and was rescued by his companions on the boat - who included his 58-year-old father alan.

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• 8/4/2006
• by dockwats

Video:

bird is experiement fisherman

like a human with a long sharp bill.

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• 10/20/2008
• by ratbag1410

Video:

on the horizon ... pilotless planes as fishermen's and firefighters' friends

pilotless planes used by the military to drop bombs and carry out reconnaissance will be flying over britain by the end of the decade under proposals from a government-backed project.

the drones could be used to monitor the environment, allow firefighters to spot blazes in remote locations and aid the police in controlling crowds and traffic, according to aerospace experts.

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• 8/30/2006
• by MansaMusa