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man that fireman is fast....i want him to save me from a burning building.
firemen lift an automobile off the ground with their fire hoses.
cruel battle between the firemen and the fire hose!
3 woman, a blonde a brunette and a red head are trapped on top of a burning building and they are screaming for help. moments later the fire brigade arrive at the scene and one fireman shouts to the women. fireman: ladies! we are going to take out the safety net now and i am going to get each of you to jump down one at a time. we need you to follow our instructions quickly. you the brunette! on the count of 3, jump. the brunette on the count of 3, jumps and just as she's about to land in the safety net, the firemen pull away and brunette smashes into the pavement. fireman: you the redhead! on the count of 3, jump! red head: no way am i going to jump! you pulled away the safety net just now! fireman: no no! we pulled away the safety net cause we friggin hate brunettes! we love red heads! now jump! so the redhead bravely leaps. again, just as she's about to fall into the safety net, the firemen pull away and laugh as she smashes into the pavement. fireman: blondie!! it's your turn! jump! we have you! blonde: no way am i going to jump! you bastards pulled away the last two times. hell if i jump. fireman: no no! we hate brunettes and redheads! truth is we love blondes! now shut up and jump! blonde: hell no! i don't trust you bastards! now hands off the safety net and i will jump! - the end -
two new firemen had been with the department for several months and had never actually been to a fire when they got a report of a large barn fire. the chief decides that this would be a good one for the new guys and tells them that he is sending them out and that it should be a fairly straightforward fire and they should have no problems.
the two firemen were gone for a good five or six hours and the chief hadn’t heard from them and was getting worried so he drives out to the site to see what the problem is.
when he gets there the fire is pretty much out and the barn is a big pile of smoldering ruble but one of the firemen has the farmer bent over screwing the hell out of him while the other fireman is on the other end getting a blowjob.
the chief asks ‘what the hell are you guys doing?’ one of the firemen explains that the poor farmer was overcome with smoke. the chief says ‘well you were supposed to give him mouth to mouth."
the other fireman says ‘well just how do you think all this got started?’
this is what might happen if you block a fire hydrant. i bet the fire department doesn't have to pay for that either.thank moparz.
let's toss a flare into this abandoned building!
at the yokohama festival a set of classic meiji and taisho-era japan colourized stereoview and lantern-slide images by japanese photographer t. enami (1859-1929).
firemen trying to fight fire with fire.
a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in. the firemen yell to the brunette, "jump! jump! it's your only chance to survive!" the brunette jumps and swish! the firemen yank the blanket away. the brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato. "come on! jump! you gotta jump." say the firemen to the redhead. "oh no! you are going to pull the blanket away!" says the redhead. "no! it's brunettes that we can't stand. we're okay with redheads." repied the firemen. "okay." said the redhead, and she jumped. swish! the firemen yanked the blanket away, and the lady was flattened on the pavement like a pancake. finally, the blonde stepped to the edge of the roof. again, the firemen yelled, "jump! you have to jump!" "no way! you're just gonna pull the blanket away." yelled the blonde. "no! really! you have to jump. we won't pull the blanket away," answered the firemen. "look," the blonde said. "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away. so what i want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it."
