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Video:How Does The Financial System Work

how does the financial system work

an easy to understand video of how the financial system works

Video:Red vs. Blue Financial Crisis PSA

red vs. blue financial crisis psa

red vs. blue financial crisis psa: rock bottom

Video:Patriot Act Authorizes Financial Snooping

patriot act authorizes financial snooping

the patriot act authorizes the government to view all of your financial transactions. but it's to track down terrorists, so the privacy infringement is alright. flame on with the "i've got nothing to hide" ignorance.

Video:Financial Planning

financial planning

dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. when he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. one evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. her natural beauty took his breath away. "i may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and i'll inherit $200 million." impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother. women are so much better at financial planning than men.

Video:Act Retracts Financial Aid From Pot Smokers

act retracts financial aid from pot smokers

nebraska -- rape. murder. drunk driving.

none of these crimes will cost college students their pell grants, but walking down the street with a joint could. as of july 1, 2000, a provision in the higher education act mandated that students’ eligibility for federal financial aid be suspended if they are convicted under federal or state laws of offenses involving the possession or sale of controlled substances.

the web site detailing the act defines a controlled substance as illegal drugs, not including alcohol or tobacco.

“i think it’s a joke,” said colin priebe, university of nebraska-lincoln senior secondary education major. “if someone has three duis they wouldn’t lose their scholarship, but someone caught with less than an ounce of marijuana would lose theirs.”

the provision has many side effects beyond the classroom, said bruce mirken, director of communications for marijuana policy project, a advocacy group based in washington, d.c. he said the law targets students from low-income families.

“if you’re rich, you’re not going to be affected by this,” he said. “it only affects people who really have to struggle sometimes to even go to college."

“it’s just an absurdity that somebody caught with a joint can lose their student aid, but somebody who commits rape might not."

no wonder college kids drink a lot...

daily nebraskan

Video:Hard Financial Times

hard financial times

harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. she's not quite sure what to do, so harry says, "stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. tell him a hundred bucks. if you've got a question, i'll be parked around the corner."

she's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "how much?

she says, "a hundred dollars."

he says "shit. all i've got is thirty."

she says,"hold on."

she runs back to harry and says, "what can he get for thirty dollars?"

harry says, "a hand job."

she runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job.

he says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply huge male unit.

she stares at it for a minute, and then says, "i'll be right back." she runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "harry, can you lend this guy seventy bucks?".

Video:Chomsky : Financial Crisis and the Media 1/2

chomsky : financial crisis and the media 1/2

afshin rattansi in tehran talks to professor noam chomsky of mit and predictive markets specialist, max keiser, about the economic crisis, the propaganda model and the largest military in the world. part 2

Video:Chomsky : Financial Crisis and the Media 2/2

chomsky : financial crisis and the media 2/2

part 1 afshin rattansi in tehran talks to professor noam chomsky of mit and predictive markets specialist, max keiser, about the economic crisis, the propaganda model and the largest military in the world.

Video:Calvin and Hobbes: Financial Crisis

calvin and hobbes: financial crisis

calvin's lemonade stand.

Video:Demotivational Poster - Financial Planning

demotivational poster - financial planning

long term - the car is cheaper.

Video:Financial Chart Music

financial chart music

melodies derived from stock market charts.

Video:Financial Meltdown, A Ron Paul Opportunity?!

financial meltdown, a ron paul opportunity?!

with the ongoing decline of the dollar and the resent plunge felt worldwide on mlk holiday (was also ron paul last money bomb, he is alrdy at 3.5 mil this quarter) this guy points out the fact that this evident problem will steam the ron paul movement even more so! he's youtube account(if ur interested): farmanntv


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