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Video:The Female Super Cop

the female super cop

watch how the female cop shoots down the robber while the other cop runs away like a pussie.

Video:Is It Male or Female?

is it male or female?

ever wondered the gender of a photocopier? wonder no more, the answers to all your gender questions are here. you might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are either male or female. below are some examples:

freezer bags: they are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

photocopiers: these are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. they are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong ones.

tyres: tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over-inflated.

hot air balloons: also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them.

sponges: these are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

web pages: female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

trains: definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

egg timers: egg timers are female, because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

hammers: male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

the remote control: female. you probably thought it would be male, but consider this: it easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

Video:Female Poodle Humps on Command

female poodle humps on command

thanks to az for sending this in. it's of his nephew's girlfriend's female dog. here we see it hump a large stuffed dog on command.

Video:Female US Marine - OC Spray Training (Pepper Spray)

female us marine - oc spray training (pepper spray)

a female us marine going through oc spray training. i'd like her to be my girlfriend! she basically has to be pepper sprayed in the face and complete a course. lets see one of the insurgent men do that!

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  • Date 7/18/2007
  • by Jr

Video:Piss Off A Female Archaeologist

piss off a female archaeologist

how do you piss off a female archaeologist?

hand her a used tampon and ask her what period it`s from.

Video:Female Bartender Doing Tricks

female bartender doing tricks

maybe she escaped from the circus...

Video:Difference Between Male and Female Brains

difference between male and female brains

this clip is taken from "beautiful minds: a little matter of gender".

Video:Female Transformer - Arcee

female transformer - arcee

not sure where this image comes from - if its official or fanart. all i know is that there is in fact a pink autobot named arcee.

Video:BBC [Louis Theroux] Fans of Female Body Builders

bbc [louis theroux] fans of female body builders

courtesy of bbc from - bbclouis theroux wierd weekends

Video:Chris Jericho Punches Female Fan

chris jericho punches female fan

wwe douche bag wrestler chris jericho gets mobbed by a bunch of fans and after one girl gets a little too close to him he hauls off and knocks her out 34 seconds into the clip.

Video:Female Driver Compilation

female driver compilation

some old and some new. sorry about the soundtrack.

Video:The Onion: Female Dictator Hailed As Step Forward

the onion: female dictator hailed as step forward

amivi gama's violent rise to power in east timor has proved that women are just as capable as men when it comes to brutality and oppression.

Video:Female Facial expressions

female facial expressions

a good guide but a few are missing

Video:Female Wrestling

female wrestling

in a plastic ring, oiled up and almost naked. this is one intense fight.

Video:Females in Video Games

females in video games

not made by me!

Video:Ultimate Sexy Females Gallery

ultimate sexy females gallery

a huge array of unknown girls showing off their assets.
most of these pictures are old and were archived for a fairly long time -- they needed a gallery to settle in.
also check out: gallery 1 & gallery 2

Video:Ultimate Sexy Females Gallery Part 2

ultimate sexy females gallery part 2

a huge array of unknown girls showing off their assets.
check out gallery 1 for more.

Video:Female Body Builder Fails

female body builder fails

thats right, work on them neck muscles.

Video:Demotivational Poster - Female Gamers

demotivational poster - female gamers

they might enjoy it more if it was plugged into something.

Video:Male And Female

male and female

just making sure you know what gender you are... no matter if you're human, an alien or a robot.

Video:Longest Female Hair 1

longest female hair 1

measures at a whopping 2.42m - 7'11" long.

Video:Longest Female Hair 2

longest female hair 2

measures at a whopping 2.42m - 7'11" long.

Video:Female Soccer

female soccer

i would watch soccer if it looked like this.

Video:Female Boxer Who Can't Fight

female boxer who can't fight

this girl fights like a rabbit shes hopping all over the place. toward the end she actually turns away from the opponent and she's still hopping. also listen to the commentary their bustin' on her cause she shouldn't be a pro boxer.


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