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Video:FBI Outlaw Snitch

fbi outlaw snitch

a clever plan to record the outlaw's illegal schemes almost brings the fbi's investigation to an abrupt - and dangerous - end.

Video:Demotivational Poster - FBI

demotivational poster - fbi

so true!

fbi

Video:Uniformed Robber Hauls $325k From DC Bank — Across the Street From FBI HQ

uniformed robber hauls $325k from dc bank — across the street from fbi hq

all i got to say this guy has balls.

Video:Fight Club - FBI Warning - Larger

fight club - fbi warning - larger

larger image of the fbi warning that preceds the movie fight club. oops

Video:FBI Should Return Lawmaker's Documents

fbi should return lawmaker's documents

speaker of the u.s. house of representatives dennis hastert said on wednesday that the federal bureau of investigation (fbi) should return the documents it seized from a lawmaker's office over the weekend.

hastert, a republican from illinois, said the documents seized by the fbi from democratic representative william jefferson's office on capitol hill last saturday night ought to be returned, and fbi agents involved in the search should be removed from the case, "just for the sake of the constitutional aspects of it."

on tuesday, hastert complained personally to bush at the white house about the search. "my opinion is that they (the fbi) took the wrong path," he said after meeting with bush.

"they need to back up, and we need to go from there," he said.

fbi agents searched jefferson's congressional office for evidence in a bribery investigation. the search warrant was issued on the basis of an affidavit saying agents found 90,000 u.s. dollars' cash in the freezer of jefferson's home.

members of congress from both parties have protested the raid, which they said violated the constitution's separation of powers doctrine.

jefferson, from louisiana, who serves in the house ways and means committee, has not been indicted and has denied wrongdoing. he refused to resign from the panel despite a call from the democratic party leadership for him to do so.

the investigation of jefferson was made public last august, when the fbi raided his homes in washington and new orleans. the case caught public attention this week after the fbi searched his office and disclosed they had earlier found 90,000 dollars in cashin his freezer.

meanwhile, jefferson filed a motion on wednesday asking u.s. district judge thomas hogan, who issued the search warrant last week, to order the fbi to return all of the documents taken from his office and prohibit fbi and justice department attorneys from reviewing them.

news reports said it was the first time that a u.s. lawmaker's office was raided in the history of the congress.



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Video:FBI Wiretap Cut Off For Unpaid Bill

fbi wiretap cut off for unpaid bill

washington (reuters) - a telephone company cut off an fbi international wiretap after the agency failed to pay its bill on time, according to a u.s. government audit released on thursday.

the justice department's inspector general faulted the fbi for poor handling of money used in undercover investigations, which it said made the agency vulnerable to theft and mishandled invoices.

it cited the case in which a wiretap under the foreign intelligence surveillance act, which governs electronic spying in terrorism and intelligence cases, was disrupted due to an overdue bill.

"late payments have resulted in telecommunications carriers actually disconnecting phone lines established to deliver surveillance results to the fbi, resulting in lost evidence, including an instance where delivery of intercept information required by a ... fisa order was halted due to untimely payment," the audit said.

inspector general spokeswoman cynthia schnedar said she could provide no additional details on the disrupted wiretap. much of the report contained sensitive law-enforcement information and was not released, she said.

the fisa program, denounced by critics as overly intrusive and unconstitutional, is up for renewal in congress. but lawmakers are bogged down over the scope of the program and liability protections for telephone companies that took part in a domestic eavesdropping program launched by president george w. bush after the september 11 attacks.

the audit followed a 2006 case in which an fbi employee pleaded guilty to stealing more than $25,000 in confidential case funds intended for undercover telecoms services.

the fbi acknowledged "widespread agreement" that its 1980s era accounting system was inadequate and said it was working to improve it.

"the fbi will not tolerate financial mismanagement," it said.

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Video:The FBI

the fbi

hello, is this the fbi?"
"yes. what can i do for you?"
"i'm calling to report about my neighbor billy bob he is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
"thank you very much for the call, sir."
the next day, the fbi agents descend on billy bob's house.
they search the shed where the firewood is kept.
using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
they sneer at billy bob and leave.
the phone rings at virgil's house. "hey, billy bob!
this here is joe bob, did the fbi come?"
"yeah!"
"did they chop your firewood?"
"yep."
"happy birthday, buddy"

Video:FBI Admits to Wiretapping Wrong Numbers

fbi admits to wiretapping wrong numbers

the fbi says it sometimes gets the wrong number when it intercepts conversations in terrorism investigations, an admission critics say underscores a need to revise wiretap provisions in the patriot act.

the fbi would not say how often these mistakes happen. and, though any incriminating evidence mistakenly collected is not legally admissible in a criminal case, there is no way of knowing whether it is used to begin an investigation.

parts of the patriot act, including a section on “roving wiretaps,” expire in december. such wiretaps allow the fbi to get permission from a secret federal court to listen in on any phone line or monitor any internet account that a terrorism suspect may be using, whether or not others who are not suspects also regularly use it.

the bureau’s acknowledgment that it makes mistakes in some wiretaps — although not specifically roving wiretaps — came in a recent justice department inspector general’s report on the fbi’s backlog of intercepted but unreviewed foreign-language conversations.

‘technical problems’ blamed

the 38,514 untranslated hours included an undetermined number from what the fbi called “collections of materials from the wrong sources due to technical problems.”

spokesman ed cogswell said that language describes instances in which the tap was placed on a telephone number other than the one authorized by a court.

“that’s mainly an instance in which the telephone company hooked us up to the wrong number or a clerical error here gives us the wrong number,” cogswell said.

he had no estimate of how often that happens but said that when it does the fbi is required to inform the secret court that approved the intercept.

the fbi could not say friday whether people are notified that their conversations were mistakenly intercepted or whether wrongly tapped telephone numbers were deleted from bureau records.

privacy activists said the fbi’s explanation of the mistaken wiretaps was unacceptably vague, and that in an era of cell phones and computers it is easier than ever for the government to access communications from innocent third parties.

“what do you mean you are intercepting the wrong subject? how often does it occur? how long does it go on for?” said james dempsey, executive director of the center for democracy and technology.

digital advances complicate wiretapping

david sobel, general counsel of the electronic privacy information center, said technological advances have made it harder, not easier, to “conduct wiretapping in a surgical way” because digital communications often carry many conversations. “it’s not like the old days when there was one dedicated line between me and you,” sobel said.

the fbi has acknowledged errors in the past. an fbi memo from 2000, made public two years later, described similar problems in the use of warrants issued by a court that operates in secret under the foreign intelligence surveillance act. in 2002, an fbi official said the bureau averaged 10 mistakes a year in such cases.

these warrants are among the most powerful tools in the u.s. anti-terrorism arsenal, permitting secret searches and wiretaps for up to one year without ever notifying the target of the investigation.

the court approved 1,754 such warrants in 2004.

the patriot act, passed 45 days after the sept. 11 attacks, gave the government sweeping powers in terrorism investigations, including allowing the use of roving wiretaps. the authority also applies to espionage and other foreign intelligence cases.

lawmakers want more

the fbi is not supposed to use material it collects either by mistake or from people who happen to use phones that are tapped legitimately, but that requirement doesn’t satisfy some lawmakers.

“they have recorded the information, but they’re saying, ‘trust us, we won’t listen to what we recorded,”’ said rep. bobby scott, d-va. “people ought to be concerned.”

versions of the patriot act renewal that passed the house and senate during the summer both contain the roving wiretap. it would expire in 10 years under the house-passed bill and four years in the senate version. congressional negotiators are expected to hammer out final details of the legislation starting in late october.

the justice department fought congressional efforts to require investigators to determine that the target of surveillance actually was using the tapped phone or computer before they listened in. some lawmakers said such a requirement would reduce the chance that other conversations would be intercepted.

administration officials argued that safeguards in the law already require the government to discard those conversations. “such a restriction would make it harder to use multipoint wiretaps in terrorism and espionage investigations than in drug trafficking and other ordinary criminal investigations,” assistant attorney general william moschella wrote scott.

damn feds...

:: anathema ::

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Video:FBI Worries About al-Qaida Ties to Mob

fbi worries about al-qaida ties to mob

the fbi's top counterterrorism official harbors lots of concerns: weapons of mass destruction, undetected homegrown terrorists and the possibility that old-fashioned mobsters will team up with al-qaida for the right price.

though there is no direct evidence yet of organized crime collaborating with terrorists, the first hints of a connection surfaced in a recent undercover fbi operation. agents stopped a man with alleged mob ties from selling missiles to an informant posing as a terrorist middleman.

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Video:The FBI, CIA, LAPD, And A Rabbit

the fbi, cia, lapd, and a rabbit

the lapd, the fbi, & the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. the president decides to give them a test. he releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

the cia goes in. they place animal informants throughout the forest. they question all plant and mineral witnesses. after three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

the fbi goes in. after two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. the rabbit had it coming.

the lapd goes in. they come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. the bear is yelling, "okay, okay, i'm a rabbit, i'm a rabbit!"

Video:Fox News - FBI Able To Listen In On Mobile Phones That Are Turned Off

fox news - fbi able to listen in on mobile phones that are turned off

this fox news clip with the fox news anchor smith explain that the fbi can listen in on your conversation from the microphone embedded in your mobile phone.

Video:FBI Profiling Americans Who Mention The Constitution!

fbi profiling americans who mention the constitution!

dr. rima laibow illustrates from an fbi educational brochure how u.s. law enforcement personnel are being trained to identify potential domestic terrorists by "thought" profiling.

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E-mail Scammers Pose as FBI, CIA.

e-mail scammers pose as fbi, cia.

san francisco -- the u.s. federal bureau of investigation today warned computer users not to open a widely circulating e-mail that falsely claims to have been sent by u.s. authorities. the e-mail attempts to trick users into installing a variant of the sober worm by telling them that they have been spotted on "illegal web sites," and asking them to click on an attached "list of questions."

"these e-mails did not come from the fbi," the fbi announced in a posted statement. "recipients of this or similar solicitations should know that the fbi does not engage in the practice of sending unsolicited e-mails to the public in this manner."

this latest worm now accounts for more than 65 percent of all malicious software being reported to antivirus vendor sophos, and it constitutes about one in every 74 e-mail messages being sent on the internet, according to graham cluley, a senior technology consultant with sophos. "it's quite a significant event," he said. "i'm not sure that it's necessarily going to last, but at the moment its well ahead of any other virus."

pc world

Video:FBI

fbi

we are here to serve and protect the interest of the nation...

Video:FBI Can Listen Even When Phone Is Turned Off

fbi can listen even when phone is turned off

i have walls on my house and curtains over my windows for a reason, and it's not because i have "shit to hide". it's because i don't want any asshole looking at me whenever he wants to.


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