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"pineapple express" redband trailer

the redband trailer for "pineapple express," an upcoming comedy starring seth rogen and james franco as stoners on the run after witnessing a murder. the song in the trailer is "paper planes" by m.i.a.

Video:Pineapple Express Oscars Comedy Short

pineapple express oscars comedy short

comedy segment featuring james franco and seth rogen - written by judd apatow. if you didn't find pineapple express funny... well then you probably won't find this entertaining either.

Video:American Express Offers Credit Card To Cat

american express offers credit card to cat

as americans' credit card debt steadily rises, card companies continue to dole out applications offering more. but how much consideration, if any, goes into the offers?

as one glen burnie woman learned, even her house cat is deserving.

last month marilyn hecox's 4-year-old black domestic short-hair, samson, received an offer for the american express rewards plus gold card.

"at first it's funny. then you get a little nervous about it," mrs. hecox said, sitting in her dining room and thumbing through the application with a puzzled look on her face while samson sat at the door waiting to be let outside.

"as the membership criteria at american express remains stringent, the rewards plus gold card is difficult to acquire for all but the most financially disciplined," the application letter starts off.

really?

ms. hecox said samson is a good boy, but has no financial history.

american express spokesman kim forde couldn't comment on the offer to samson, but said it was not the company's intention to provide credit for a cat. she planned to follow up with ms. hecox.

"mistakes happen," ms. forde said.

this isn't the first time ms. hecox has gotten a strange offer from credit card companies. she has received applications for her children and even her late husband - mistakes she understood, sort of. but she has trouble grasping how a cat could get one.

the card offer is riddled with praise for samson, touting his financial prowess, assuring him that he's "earned this recognition":

"only a select group of people will ever carry the rewards plus gold card. it instantly identifies you as someone special - one who has earned a superior degree of financial freedom."

"it really goes on about how great a credit record he could have," ms. hecox said. "how could they say that?"

she said she never applied for an american express card and neither did her daughter tanya, who lives in alexandria, va. the card application was sent to alexandria even though samson has lived in glen burnie for years - a minor mix-up considering the circumstances.

"all of us have been mystified as to how they got his name and my daughter's address," ms. hecox said.

according to the federal reserve, americans were carrying $2 trillion in credit card debt in september, a $300 billion increase since 2000.

ms. hecox said she considered sending in samson's application.

"i've thought about it, just to see what would happen," she said.

would a cat be expected to pay?

hometown annapolis

Video:Underwater Express boosts submarines' top speed to 127 mph

underwater express boosts submarines' top speed to 127 mph

it's always been tough to make submarines go all that fast due to the drag they get when trying to plow through water. it's a lot heavier than air, don't cha know! but the smarties at the pentagon might have figured out a way around that little problem. their new speedster sub, dubbed the underwater express, can go 127 miles per hour as opposed to the standard sub's top speed of about 29 mph. how does it do it, pray tell? well, it separates itself from the water by encasing itself in a giant gas bubble. the bubble can move through the water quickly, with no drag on the sub itself. technically, the process is known as super-cavitation. sounds pretty cool to us. we're looking forward for such tech to get implemented not just in real subs, but in the hunt for red october ii. source: scifi.com

Video:nwa-express yourself

nwa-express yourself

music video

Video:The Pineapple Express

the pineapple express

the cross-bow joint looks sick! if anyone has any pointers how to make this inovative mary j... please feel free to describe... fyi this movei doesnt come out until summer 08

Video:Clean Air Express

clean air express

sweet irony.

Video:Express Yourself

express yourself

power of human expression.

Video:Futurama - Planet Express Ship

futurama - planet express ship

an "updated" ship for a animation i am working on. could still use some tweaking but i'm not aiming for perfection.

Video:Croc Express

croc express

the former hunter's bus.

Video:Pineapple Express Trailer - Uncut

pineapple express trailer - uncut

seth rogan smokes up big time in this hilarious trailer. you'll piss yourself laughing!

Video:Rotti-Express

rotti-express

a trunk full of rottweiler puppies

Video:Express Across Town

express across town

kids and adults alike ride this zipline to work and school everyday.


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