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Video:Headlines - Experts

headlines - experts

some experts they are.

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  • Comments 5
  • Date 3/23/2006
  • by Pr0n

Video:Experts Criticise Healthcare Reform

experts criticise healthcare reform

experts criticise healthcare reform, recommend a solution that sounds just like the congressional plan

Video:Experts: Technology Could Save or Destroy Civilization This Century

experts: technology could save or destroy civilization this century

the continual advancement of technology will be critical in determining whether humanity will evolve into a true global civilization or destroy itself in the next century, a panel of experts said this week.

in the next 100 years, humanity could leap forward into a true global civilization—complete with a unified language, culture and planet-wide technological prowess—but the way is fraught with dark turns like war, terrorism and irresponsible science, string theorist michio kaku said.

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Video:O'Reilly's

o'reilly's "experts" wrong again: he said they "believe the insurgents have been badly hurt"

media matters - "summary: on the o'reilly factor, bill o'reilly claimed that "most experts believe the insurgents have been badly hurt" in iraq. o'reilly offered no support for his claim. indeed, a may 31 article in the washington post reported "evidence of a new intensity in the violence in iraq and underlining the security problems facing the country's 10-day-old government," and the brookings institution released a study showing that there were 55 "multiple-fatality bombings" in may 2006, the highest total of any month during the war. various news reports also describe a recent increase in violence in iraq."

Video:Blind Judo Expert Puts Mugger in His Place

blind judo expert puts mugger in his place

a blind judo expert astounded a mugger by pinning him to the ground after he tried to steal his cigarettes, police said on monday.

the assailant, a 17-year-old man of asian origin, spotted the 33-year-old, who police identified only as emil e., at a train station in the southwestern town of giessen and thought he would be easy prey, police spokesman rolf wellershausen said.

but what the attacker did not know, the spokesman said, was that his victim was a world-class blind judo wrestler.

the 17-year-old threatened the blind man, then punched him in the face, at which point the martial artist flipped him and held him down until police arrived.

source: newsyahoo.com

Video:Another Parking Expert

another parking expert

sliding into a car park ... pretty impressive.

Video:This Is A Computer Expert

this is a computer expert

i don't know what sells more -- the pc or his bs?

  • Votes 3.5022/5
  • Views 15600
  • Comments 88
  • Date 11/24/2006
  • by gt69

Video:Rubik's Cube Expert

rubik's cube expert

this guy successfully finishes a rubik's cube completely blind folded.

Video:Comb Over Expert

comb over expert

japanese guy who has mastered the art of comb overs.

Video:Bat Deaths Baffle Experts

bat deaths baffle experts

albany, n.y. - bats are dying off by the thousands as they hibernate in caves and mines around new york and vermont, sending researchers scrambling to find the cause of mysterious condition dubbed "white nose syndrome."

the ailment — named for the white circle of fungus found around the noses of affected bats — was first noticed last january in four caves west of albany. it has now spread to eight hibernation sites in the state and another in vermont.

alan hicks, a bat specialist with new york's department of environmental conservation, called the quick-spreading disorder the "gravest threat" to bats he had ever seen. up to 11,000 bats were found dead last winter and many more are showing signs illness this winter. one hard-hit cave went from more than 15,000 bats two years ago to 1,500 now, he said.

"we do not know what the cause is and we do not know how it was spread, either from cave to cave, or bat to bat," said hicks. "you have this potential for this huge spread."

the white fungus ring around bats' noses is a symptom, but not necessarily the cause. for some unknown reason, the bats deplete their fat reserves and die months before they would normally emerge from hibernation.

new york and vermont environmental officials are asking people not to enter caves or mines with bats until researchers figure out how the infection is spread. there is no evidence it is a threat to humans, but officials want to take every precaution to avoid it spreading from cave to cave.

bats are considered particularly vulnerable when they hibernate, a time when they can hang together tightly by the thousands. indiana bats, a federally endangered species, are considered particularly vulnerable, though the highest death count has been among little brown bats.

researchers with cornell university and the national wildlife health center in madison, wis., are among those helping state environmental officials.

the bat die-off has some eerie similarities with "colony collapse disorder," the baffling affliction that began decimating honeybee colonies years ago. scientists last fall said they suspected a virus previously unknown in the united states.

"i'm very concerned," hicks said. "i can only hope that what we're seeing today will dissipate in the future."



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  • Comments 14
  • Date 1/31/2008
  • by Nny

Video:Interview of International Law Expert on Arab TV

interview of international law expert on arab tv

interview of international law expert on arab tv

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  • Date 1/10/2009
  • by ijono

Video:38 Seconds Minesweeper on Expert

38 seconds minesweeper on expert

guy beats minesweeper on expert mode in 38 seconds. if you think this is fast-forwarded, then look at the clock on the upper right.

Video:Expert Claims Florida Museum Pieces Are Fake

expert claims florida museum pieces are fake

art is the cornerstone to any great civilization. without it we might as well be living in trees and throwing our neatly shaped excrement at each other. it is meant to express the inner most feeling of the artist who created it. to falsify a painting or sculpture is to steal its very soul.

that is exactly what the vero beach museum of art in vero beach, florida, has been accused of with an exhibit it has used to draw attention to its 20 year anniversary. the museum has been displaying elegant bronze sculptures they claim are by the artists edgar degas and alberto giacometti. the small statues have been a huge attraction point for visitors of the museum.

however gary arseneau, a florida art analyst, who has done exhaustive research on degas, rodin and other artists, says otherwise. the pieces are “fake as a 3$ bill” according to the researcher.

he points out that the degas pieces in particular are fake, due to the fact that mr. degas never used bronze as a medium. "degas never approved the pieces, never saw them, never signed them, never touched them," arseneau said. "if he is creating art while he's dead, i am eager to see what he creates next."

the officials in question quickly shot back. the director of the museum, lucinda h. gedeon, stated earlier this week, “the practice of posthumously reproducing artists' works in foundries was commonplace in the late 19th and early 20th centuries and accepted by art historians and experts.”

"there is no issue of fakes, no issue of forgery, no issue of defrauding anybody," the museums director said, "are they posthumous? yes they are.”

the previous statement makes no sense. as mr. arseneau said before, it is not very easy for an artist to create works after they have already died. hell, i would go as far as to say it is damn near impossible.

frankly, the rhetoric this museum director is using is an affront to the entire community they have duped. she is exactly what is wrong with this world. instead of admitting to what the man who knows more than her said is true, she has tried to put a play on words to get out of the hot seat.

if it is not degas, then tell the people it is not. simple. stop wasting our time and insulting our intelligence.

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Video:The Sexpert Expert!

the sexpert expert!

this "cool" dude is saying some very useful tips for dating and...other stuff

Video:Expert martial arts gymnast

expert martial arts gymnast

this guy has some of the best moves i've ever seen...

Video:Big Train - Beatle's Expert Kidnapped

big train - beatle's expert kidnapped

a man whose only function in life seems to be discussing the beatles, is completely oblivious to the fact he has been kidnapped, simply carrying on his account.

Video:Champagne Cork Shooting Expert

champagne cork shooting expert

you can always count on the japanese to come up with something out of the ordinary.

Video:Wealth And Westernisation Drives China To Drink: Expert

wealth and westernisation drives china to drink: expert

china's economic boom and increased westernisation have fuelled a major rise in alcohol abuse over the last 20 years, a top chinese psychiatrist has warned.

wei hao told the world congress on alcohol research in sydney on monday that evidence had emerged in the country of 1.3 billion people of a striking increase in drinking and related health problems.

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Video:Expert Foosball Exhibition

expert foosball exhibition

don't worry, one day it will be considered a sport and all your hard work will pay off.

Video:Expert Marksman

expert marksman

this guy is a champ with the bow and arrow. he can hit targets with millimeter precision.

Video:Comb-Over Expert

comb-over expert

this guy can make baldness look like a full head of hair.

Video:1 Year Old Game Character Expert

1 year old game character expert

this little girl probably knows more video game characters than you.

Video:Arcade Basketball Expert

arcade basketball expert

i guess that's how he gets toys and gifts for his children.

Video:The Onion: Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Crabs Pose No Threat

the onion: experts agree giant, razor-clawed crabs pose no threat

"the acid that the crabs from their mouths up to 300 yards."

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  • Comments 1
  • Date 6/29/2009
  • by Arm

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