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death finally came for the excite biker
three old timers were relating their most exciting experiences. the first, a retired sheriff, described the terrifying excitement of a shoot-out with bonnie and clyde back in his younger days. the other gents nodded and agreed that that, indeed, would have been exciting.
the second, a retired fireman, related the tale of a huge fire at the university several years back. there were flames, firetrucks from several area fire departments, but the most exciting part were the naked coeds jumping from their dorm windows into his arms. the others gents agreed that had to be a very exciting
the third guy started, "i was an undertaker. one night i got a call to pick up a body that was under a sheet in a hotel room. when i got there, the guy had a huge erection. i knew there was no way i could get him through the lobby like that. so i found an old broom and whacked that erection just as hard as i could to make it go down." he paused.
the retired fireman asked, "so, how was that exciting?" the undertaker answered, "well, you see, i was in the wrong room."
when a woman is sexually excited her her nipples get hard, her pussy starts quivering... what's her arse hole doing? he's down the pub having a beer....
seems like a hell of a game.
hurry up!
soldiers scare to dogs doing it doggystyle.
a woman on the polish equivalent of american idol gets overjoyed for advancing and falls off the stage.
i don not want to clean that up.
control yourself, jimmy.
another example why cats rule. whoever submitted this, could you please let me know who you are, so i can give you credit for it?
a very happy and/or horny tree!
bigfoot fever is gripping malaysia, with local newspapers and the official news agency reporting sightings of a huge ape in southern rainforests.
in one reported sighting, an indigenous man claimed he saw a 10-feet-tall (300-cm-tall) ape standing on two legs beside a river in heavy rainforest in johor state, the director of the state's national-parks service told reuters on sunday.
"he said it was hairy all over, like a gorilla," said hashim yusoff, director of johor national parks corp.
hashim took a group of park rangers and journalists into the sungai madek forest reserve last week in four-wheel-drive vehicles to ask indigenous people in the area about the reported sightings.
he said he was keeping an open mind and wanted to enlist scientists to prove whether the beast was fact or fantasy. "we are collecting a database on the sightings," he added.
hashim denied he was staging a publicity stunt to lure more visitors to the area. but with latest remake of the movie "king kong" and bigfoot-spotting almost an industry in itself, there are bound to be suspicions.
"no way. if there's any suggestion that we are using this one to get publicity, it's not true," hashim said.
the malayasian press is enjoying the story, running headlines like "rangers on the trail of bigfoot" and "villagers' close encounter with bigfoot".
one newspaper published a picture of a large but vague impression in mud, calling it a footprint.
reuters
in this episode of 'top gear' they test this totally road legal street machine. it has more horsepower per ton than a enzo.
this is a game for the wii. you hold the wii-mote on its side and turn it to steer etc. when you are in the air, you can tip the conroller, this will tip the truck so you can land staight. this is my first video.
this eggplant is very pleased to see someone!
probably the oldest joke involving a cactus, the colour on this one makes it even better.
wonder what that person is thinking.
this kangaroo has his hands full of himself. not being private doesnt seem to bother him.
...about his wedding.
this is your classic case of someone who needs a life, and needs to get out a little more!