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a college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife zoology. so he joined in and after one week of study, a test was held.the professor passed out a sheets of small paper where in each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird's legs. no bodies, no feet, just legs. the test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs. our student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute. finally he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test on the teacher's desk. "this is the worst test i have ever written." the teacher looked up and said: "young man, you have not filled in anything and you definitely have failed the test. tell me, what's your name?" the student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said, "you tell me..."
host james macandrew, writer anthony burgess, and actor malcolm mcdowell discuss stanley kubrick's a clockwork orange. includes some clips from the film. produced and directed by john musilli, in 1972.
this might hurt a lot.
a blonde model examines her own breasts.
a defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: q. officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? a. no sir, but i subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. q. officer, who provided this description? a. the officer who responded to the scene. q. a fellow officer provided the description of this so- called offender. do you trust your fellow officers? a. yes sir, with my life. q. with your life? let me ask you this then officer - do you have a locker room in the police station - a room where you change your clothes in preparation for you daily duties? a. yes sir, we do. q. and do you have a locker in that room? a. yes sir, i do. q. and do you have a lock on your locker? a. yes sir. q. now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those same officers? a. you see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room. with that, the courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
