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miscellaneous fabrication and erections.
a man having trouble achieving an erection decides to consult a witch doctor. the witch doctor throws some herbs on a fire, shakes his rattle, and says, “i have placed a powerful spell on you, but it will only work once a year.
just say ‘one, two, three’ and you’ll get the largest erection you’ve ever had. after your wife’s been satisfied, simply say ‘one, two, three, four’ and it will disappear for 12 months.”
later that night as the man is lying in bed watching television, he says to his wife, “watch this! one, two, three!” his schlong becomes larger and stiffer than ever before.
his wife is amazed. she smiles and says, “that’s great! but what did you say ‘one, two, three’ for?”
a nicotine patch for guys. very handy in those "unwanted erection" moments ;) perfect example for an antismoking campaign :p
be a nurse - drugged patients don't remember shit
a russian inject amphetamine in his penis.
:)
usually people just get the shits.
lima, (afp) – a peruvian farmer underwent an operation after complaining of severe pain from an eight-day erection, a doctor at a hospital in the northern city of sullana said. "the patient arrived at the hospital in great pain because of the erection," surgeon nelson carrasco told afp, adding that the 53-year-old had not taken a sexual stimulant or alcohol. he said the patient, whose identity was withheld, suffers from priapism, a persistent erection of the penis often due to a blood clot in the erectile tissue. carrasco said the man underwent surgery at the sullana hopsital, about 1000 kilometers (600 miles) north of lima. but he added, "we are looking for the cause of the priapism because if we don't find a solution it could reappear again." source
ron burgandy is very happy veronica accepts!
make sure it's in safe hands.
