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this chick is way to fat, and not anywhere near hot enough to remotely look like leela, just makes me sick.
after dying a grisly death in an afghan cave, osama made his way to the pearly gates.
there, he was greeted by george washington.
"how dare you attack the nation i helped conceive!" yelled washington, slapping osama in the face.
patrick henry came up from behind. "you wanted to end america's liberty, so they gave you death!" henry punched osama in the nose.
james madison came next, and said, "this is why i allowed the government provide for the common defense!" he took a sledge hammer and whacked osama's knees.
osama was subjected to similar beatings from john randolph, james monroe, and 65 other people who had the same love for liberty and america. as he writhed on the ground, thomas jefferson hurled him back toward the gate where he was to be judged.
as osama awaited his journey to his final very hot destination, he screamed, "this is not what i was promised!"
an angel replied, "i told you there would be 72 virginians waiting for you. what did you think i said?"
looks like a 4 cylinder car here, trying to pull a caravan up a hill.
great name for an a/c repair company.
a short infomercial on how to cure tiredness.
adriana lima in what i think is croc skin? correct me if i'm wrong.
professor roboto, a penguin love triangle, the (real) three little bears, and laughing yogis.
another song from the dutch symphonic metal band epica, this song is their latest and comes from their latest album the divine conspiracy.
you just can`t have enough spy cameras. let`s see what government proposes in the case of paranoid and schizophrenic...
give the man his breakfast, barney.
its a stereo on wheels
if your favorite piece of headgear is made of tinfoil, this counter-surveillance device should be right up your alley. it can detect and block all sorts of privacy-invading technologies, such as wireless video, laser audio, phone taps, and gps tracking. just keep it in your pocket at all times to make sure the fbi doesn't get to see you buying doritos and renting evil dead for the 50th time, since you know that's what they spend their budget on. unfortunately for the true paranoids out there, this won't stop cameras from taking pictures of you, even though the technology to do that exists. furthermore, it won't block long-range brain scans that extra terrestrials may or may not use to download your memories for research on the impending invasion. i mean, without that you're basically throwing your $350 away, am i right? source- scifi.com
this little boy and his grandfather are fishing. granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy says, "grandpa, can i have one of those?"
grandpa says, "is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?"
the little boy responds "no."
"then you can't have one."
a while later, the granddad pulls out a cigar and the boy asks, "can i have on of those?"
grandpa says "is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?"
"then you can't have one." later on, grandpa and grandson go to the grocery store for food and each buy a lottery ticket.
grandpa is unlucky, but the little boy says "i just won $50,000."
grandpa says, "great, you’re going to split that with me, right?"
the little boy asks, "grandpa, is your penis long enough to touch your asshole?"
"yes," says grandpa.
"then go fuck yourself!"
panelists discuss ways to care for the nation's paranoid schizophrenics, such as hiding cameras in their homes or audio transmitters in their ears.
