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strong bad gets an email virus
the true email man.
just recieved a weekly email from dell canada and guess what i found - a surprisingly contradictory offer on a new set of logitech x-240 speakers. i'll leave it to you to find out what's wrong with this picture.
right-wing lunatics more dangerous than al-qaida. this deserves your opinion.
eugene mirman gets revenge on a mean spirited e-mail heckler who sent him lots of e-mails saying "i suck". he didn`t want eugene to come to new haven.
richard dawkins meets the internet.
now with more spam.
if you receive an email from "register@spikedhumor.com", delete it immediately and definitely don't download the attachment.
i got another one from "webmaster@spikedhumor.com" which should also be deleted by anyone else who receives it.
spikedhumor does not send emails asking for your personal information or emails with attachments.
typically, one has the topic, "warning your email account will be closed" and the other with "your account is suspended".
lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address: a minneapolis couple decided to go to florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. they planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before. because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. so, the husband left minneapolis and flew to florida on friday, and his wife was flying down the following day. the husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a computer in his room, and he decided to send an email to his wife. however, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without noticing his error, sent the email to the wrong address. meanwhile...somewhere in houston ... a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. he was a minister who was called home to glory after suffering a heart attack. the widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. after reading the first message, she screamed and then fainted. the widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read: to: my loving wife date: friday, october 13, 2004 subject: i have arrived! dearest love: i know you are surprised to hear from me. they have computers here now, and you are allowed to send email to your loved ones. i have just arrived and have been checked in. i see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you then. hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. ps ........ sure is freaking hot down here!!
- thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. - thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needest. - thou shalt read thine own message thrice before sendest it. - thou shalt ponder how thy recipient might react to thy message. - thou shalt check thy spelling and thy grammar. - thou shalt not curse, flame, spam or use all caps. - thou shalt not forward any chain letter. - thou shalt not rely on the privacy of email, especially from work. - thou shalt not use email for any illegal or unethical purpose. - when in doubt, save thy message overnight and reread it in the light of the dawn. - that which thou findest hateful to receive, sendest thou not unto others. email commandments
everyone knows those spam emails about the get rich quick schemes by some nigerian conman. 60 minutes australia track down those nigerian conman with the help of the nigerian anti fraud police and set up a sting to arrest those involved.
article submitted by master911. a woman in a deep sleep sent emails to friends asking them over for wine and caviar in what doctors believe is the first reported case of 'zzz-mailing' - using the internet while asleep. the case of the 44-year-old woman is reported by researchers from the university of toledo in the latest edition of the medical journal sleep medicine. they said the woman went to bed about 10pm but got up two hours later and walked to her computer in the next room, britain's daily mail newspaper reports. she turned it on, connected to the internet, and logged on before composing and sending three emails. each was in a random mix of upper and lower cases, not well formatted and written in strange language, the researchers said. one read: "come tomorrow and sort this hell hole out. dinner and drinks, 4pm,. bring wine and caviar only." another said simply, "what the…". the new variation of sleepwalking has been described as "zzz-mailing". "we believe writing an email after turning the computer on, connecting to the internet and remembering the password displayed by our patient is novel," the researchers said. "to our knowledge this type of complex behaviour requiring co-ordinated movements has not been reported before in sleepwalking. "she was shocked when she saw these emails, as she did not recall writing them. she did not have any history of night terrors or sleepwalking as a child." the neurologists said that unlike simple sleep-walking, the activities their patient was involved in required complex behaviour and co-ordinated movements including typing, composing and writing the messages. she was also able to remember her password and turn the computer on and connect to the internet, although she had no memory of the event. it was thought that the woman's sleep-walking may have been triggered by prescription medication, although the causes of the phenomenon are not fully understood. source
the u.s. is considering sanctions against the eastern european nation if does not reduce the number of unsolicited offers for viagra and replica handbags it sends.
basic internet rule.
truenuff once again takes on the new series of the "get a mac" commercials. in this clip, mac and pc square off to try and get a user to use them.
ever wonder how effective spam mail would be if it was delivered face to face? this article was created by the boys at the chaser (abc, australia).
a ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the pacific ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message. "due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
- you wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed. - you turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. - you spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment. - you start using smileys in your snail mail. - you find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com - you refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. - you can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem. - you check your mail. it says "no new messages." so you check it again. - you don't know what gender three of your closest friends are because they have neutral screen names and you never bothered to ask. - you tell the cab driver you live at http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html - you start tilting your head sideways to smile :)
from graphjam.
