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Video:Honda Element Crab Commercial

honda element crab commercial

a cute marketing ploy from honda that includes a talking honda element and talking crab.

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  • Date 6/15/2006
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Video:Element Saga

element saga

chapter 5 of the elemental saga series.

Video:The Fifth Element / Futurama

the fifth element / futurama

nice cross between the movie and the show.

Video: Periodic Table Gets A New Element

periodic table gets a new element

berlin (reuters) – a new, superheavy chemical element numbered 112 will soon be officially included in the periodic table, german researchers said.

a team in the southwest german city of darmstadt first produced 112 in 1996 by firing charged zinc atoms through a 120-meter-long particle accelerator to hit a lead target.

"the new element is approximately 277 times heavier than hydrogen, making it the heaviest element in the periodic table," the scientists at the gsi helmholtz center for heavy ion research said in a statement late on wednesday.

the zinc and lead nuclei were fused to form the nucleus of the new element, also known as ununbium, latin for 112.

the international union of pure and applied chemistry (iupac), confirmed the discovery of 112 by the team led by sigurd hofmann at the helmholtz center. iupac has asked for an official name for the element to be submitted.

john jost, executive director of iupac in north carolina, told reuters that creating new elements helped researchers to understand how nuclear power plants and atomic bombs function.

the atomic number 112 refers to the sum of the atomic numbers of zinc, which has 30, and lead, which has 82. atomic numbers denote how many protons are found in the atom's nucleus.

scientists at the helmholtz center have discovered six chemical elements, numbered 107-112, since 1981. the remaining five elements have already been recognized and named.

in 1925, scientists discovered the last naturally occurring element on the periodic table. since then researchers have sought to create new, heavier elements.

proving the existence of atoms with such a high mass, the so-called superheavy elements, is a complex procedure because they exist for only tiny fractions of a second and then decay radioactively into other elements.

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Video: Periodic Table of Videos-118 Elements

periodic table of videos-118 elements

a special feature, with clips from each of our 118 element videos squeezed into 10 minutes.

Video:Herbal Elements for Men

herbal elements for men

clip shows the outcome of using herbal elements for men... wait till the end of it... its funny

Video:Newly Discovered Element

newly discovered element

investigators at a major research institution recently discovered the heaviest element known to science and have tentatively named it adminstratium. administratium has no protons or electrons; thus it has an atomic number of 0. however, it has 1 neutron, 125 deputy neutrons, 75 assistant neutrons and 111 deputy assistant neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. these 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons. it is also surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. since it has no electrons, administratium is chemically inert. nevertheless, it can be detected chemically, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. according to the discoverers, a minute amount of administratium causes one reaction to take more than four days to complete, when it would normally have occurred in less than a second. although administratium has a normal half-life of three years, it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a proportion of the deputy neutrons, assistant neutrons and deputy assistant neutrons exchange places. in fact, an administratium's sample mass will actually increase over time, since with each reorganization some of the morons inevitably become neutrons, forming new isotopes. this characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that administratium is spontaneously formed whenever morons reach a certain level of concentration. this hypothetical quantity is referred to as the "critical morass." you will recognize it when it occurs.

Video:Scientology: Fundraising Successful Elements 01

scientology: fundraising successful elements 01

a scientology fund raising manual, somewhat suspect if you ask me.

Video:Scientology: Fundraising Successful Elements 02

scientology: fundraising successful elements 02

more scientology fudraising thanks to: anonymous ;)

Video:Scientology: Fundraising Successful Elements 03

scientology: fundraising successful elements 03

more scientology fudraising thanks to: anonymous ;)


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