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Video:Ebay Bargain!! Cheapest on Ebay.

ebay bargain!! cheapest on ebay.

two cd's containing national insurance numbers, bank details, address details and other personal information for 25 million uk citizens has been "lost" by the uk government. this is the single biggest data protection breach in british history. so here they are! ideal for the budding identity thief or starter criminal.

Video:Best Ebay Feedback Ever

best ebay feedback ever

ebay feedback

  • Votes 4.7083/5
  • Views 5338
  • Comments 8
  • Date 7/22/2008
  • by ibji

Video:5 Things You Shouldn`t Be Able to Buy on eBay

5 things you shouldn`t be able to buy on ebay

5 things you shouldn`t be able to buy on ebay by cracked tv.

Video:Girlfriend and Ebay

girlfriend and ebay

this proves that girlfriends and ebay don't mix!

Video:Scarlett Johansson on Ebay

scarlett johansson on ebay

hurry and get your bids in!
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  • Votes 4.2847/5
  • Views 3735
  • Comments 4
  • Date 3/7/2008
  • by ibji

Video:Buy Scarlett Johansson on Ebay

buy scarlett johansson on ebay

current high bid is 30 thousand dollars american as of 3/6. bidding ends soon so hurry!!

  • Votes 3.9762/5
  • Views 46620
  • Comments 43
  • Date 3/7/2008
  • by ibji

Video:Baby on Ebay

baby on ebay

parents of the year nominee!

Video:Judge Judy Nails An Ebay Scammer

judge judy nails an ebay scammer

lady takes a scammer to court for selling her a cell phone, whereas she only received a picture of the cell phone instead. judge judy does more than just decide for the plaintiff's judgement. she really takes it to her.

Video:ebay WIFI

ebay wifi

why i don`t trust ebay.

Video:Ebay Song

ebay song

for anyone who ever used ebay

Video:Ebay Auction

ebay auction

sony psp 'box' on ebay.

Video:Mermaid On eBay

mermaid on ebay

here is the link -
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/ebayisapi.dll?viewitem&item=300006962914&indexurl=6#ebayphotohosting

Video:The eBay Effect

the ebay effect

"the ebay effect - inside a worldwide obsession" is the latest production from the peabody award winning cnbc documentary team and reporter david faber. it's an unprecedented look at the ebay you don't know, with exclusive, behind-the-scenes access to the world's leading online commerce site.

Video:Accused eBay Bully Allegedly Terrorizes Online Users

accused ebay bully allegedly terrorizes online users

san diego -- some consumers are discovering that when they bid on ebay, they're opening a portal to problems.

tina schimke and her husband, dwayne, began having trouble with ebay when they placed a bid on a bike from what looked to be a legitimate seller, san diego television station kgtv reported.

"he had quite an ad on the site -- it had lots of bikes. i admit, i didn't completely read the ad," tina schimke said.

when the schimkes e-mailed back with a question about the shipping cost, the seller allegedly blasted them with a nasty e-mail.

"as soon as he got my e-mail, he was pounding the keyboard and venting," tina schimke said.

the anger didn't stop there, she said.

the seller allegedly left her a message that said, "hey there, schmuck boy -- not answering the phone now?"

the alleged ebay bully was on a roll.

"i know exactly where you f---ing live. e-mail me again and see what happens to your little b---- a--," the accused bully said in the message.

"i was afraid this person was a maniac and was going to show up on our front door," tina schimke told the station.

the schimkes aren't alone. this ebay bully had struck before, the station said.

he allegedly called the burleson household 37 times.

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Video:Granny Gets $3,200 Bid On eBay

granny gets $3,200 bid on ebay

clacton, england, oct. 1 -- a british girl who put her grandmother up for auction on ebay said the 61-year-old fetched bids of $3,200 before the web site pulled the listing.

zoe pemberton, 10, of clacton, england, said she listed her grandmother, marion goodall, for auction on the site because she was "annoying," the daily mail reported.

pemberton described goodall in the listing as "rare and annoying and moaning a lot" as well as "very cuddly and loves word searches."

the girl said her grandmother quickly became involved in writing her own listing.

"she was moaning at me when i wrote down that her favorite food was curry -- she said could i change it to chinese," she said. "apart from that she didn't seem to mind."

jenny thomas, an ebay spokeswoman, said the auction violated ebay policy.

"while no doubt mrs. goodall would have fetched a princely sum, ebay does not allow the listing of any human being on the site," she said. "mind you we were impressed to see a total of 27 bids for the lady in question!"

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Video:New Zealand Not For Sale On Ebay

new zealand not for sale on ebay

new zealand is not for sale, despite somebody in neighbouring australia trying to offload the nation of four million to the highest online bidder.

with a starting offer of just one cent, brisk bidding for the prime chunk of south pacific real estate quickly boosted the price to 3,000 australian dollars before ebay pulled the plug on the auction this week. "clearly new zealand is not for sale," ebay australia spokesman daniel feiler told the new zealand press association, adding that 22 bids had been made before the company acted.

"it is mostly household items we have for sale, but there are the occasional quirky items put up," he added. "we have a look at them and if they are ok we leave them, but if it is something that can't be sold, we take them off."

the trader has not been named, but apparently was unimpressed with the country he was trying to sell.

the rivalry between the two countries is intense and in his advertisement the man said new zealand had "very ordinary weather."

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Video:Original WANTED Poster of Pres Abe Lincoln's Killer - 1865 - on Ebay

original wanted poster of pres abe lincoln's killer - 1865 - on ebay

this is an extrmely rare original wanted poster for abraham licolns murders dated april 20, 1865.

this is one of the only 2 known in existence.

it was put out by the war department of the united states 5 days after the assassination of president abraham licoln.

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Video:Removed Pic from Ebay...

removed pic from ebay...

this is a pic of a dining room table trying to be sold on ebay. examine the picture carefully.....

this is why you take pic's with your clothes on !! lol

Video:Guy Sells PS3 on eBay For $1

guy sells ps3 on ebay for $1

a guy from canada bought a ps3 for $1700 and then goes to sell it on ebay for $1 to help boost the holiday spirit.

Video:Jealous Husband Puts Wife On eBay

jealous husband puts wife on ebay


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a jealous husband who accused his wife of having an affair with a workmate took the ultimate online revenge - by placing her for sale on ebay.

the british man evicted his wife from their marital home, then advertised her on the internet site for just over $1m.

on the site paul osborn, 44, offers up wife sharon saying he's putting his “cheating, lying, adulterous slag of a wife” to the highest bidder.

the site has been inundated with enquiries with users forwarding the link worldwide.

but sharon, 43, denies an affair and british police are now investigating paul for harassment.

traffic inspector paul heard rumours in march that railways manager sharon, his wife of 24 years, was having an affair with a man at work.

he told britain's the sun newspaper: “i started checking her emails and i realised the rumours were true. they had been discussing their sex life together and making plans for the future.

“i was absolutely destroyed. i gathered all her stuff in bags and dumped it in the drive.”

three weeks ago, sharon pleaded for paul to take her back. she moved back in, but two weeks later, paul was again convinced she was cheating.

paul said: “in a fit of rage i put the advert on ebay. i later took it off because i realised it wasn’t the right thing to do. i was just so angry.”

but sharon had already made a complaint to police who today confirmed they were investigating, saying: “statements have been taken from two people. ”

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Video:Parents Post Baby on eBay

parents post baby on ebay

berlin (reuters) - german police are investigating a couple after they offered their eight-month-old son for sale on internet auction site ebay.

renee beck, a police spokesman in the bavarian town of krumbach west of munich, said on saturday the 23-year-old woman told them it was only a joke.

but he said police were nevertheless continuing their investigation and the baby was put in state custody.

"she says it was a joke," he said. "that's not yet clear. detectives are investigating on suspicion of child trafficking."

a number of people called authorities across germany after seeing the offer on ebay that read: "baby -- collection only. offer my nearly new baby for sale because it cries too much. male, 70 cm long."

the opening bid was 1 euro ($1.57). there were no bidders during the two hours before the offer was removed, police said.

the mother was quoted in bild newspaper saying: "it was only a joke. i just wanted to see if someone would make an offer. they've taken my son to hospital and i've got to take psychiatric tests next week."

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Video:Man Finds His Stolen Helmet on EBay

man finds his stolen helmet on ebay

harrisburg, pa. (ap) - after adam grove had his custom motorcycle helmet stolen, he turned to ebay. turns out, so did the thief.

grove went to the online auction site looking for a replacement, but he became suspicious when he noticed the seller lived near where the helmet was stolen. the thief had clipped the cable lock lashing the helmet to the handlebars when the bike was parked outside a mechanicsburg restaurant in august 2006.

grove outbid another suitor, offering $139, and called police.

jurors last month convicted christopher j. blatnik, 23, of theft. he had claimed he had found the helmet while jogging at 1 a.m.

however, grove can't wear the helmet just yet - it's sitting in an evidence room until blatnik's appeals end.

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image above is not actual helmet from this story

Video:Seattle Sells 5 Of Its Troubled Toilets On eBay

seattle sells 5 of its troubled toilets on ebay



seattle - seattle's five problem-plagued public toilets could be yours if you're flush.

city officials decided to pull the plug on the multimillion-dollar self-cleaning toilet stalls and instead put them on the auction site ebay.

starting bids are $89,000 apiece.

neighbors and city-commissioned analysts said the unisex facilities attracted drug users and prostitutes, and were less cost-effective than regular public restrooms.

on may 19, the city council voted to remove the problem toilets. council president richard conlin said although people were using the high-tech, self-cleaning silver stalls, they also fostered illegal behavior, such as prostitution and drug use.

the german-made automatic, high-tech toilets were installed in 2004 and have cost the city about $5 million. each has handsfree washing and drying ability and an emergency button that automatically dials 911.

the automated doors on the impact- and graffiti-resistant toilets will close aug. 1, said andy ryan, a spokesman for seattle public utilities. the auction will last for 10 days.

as of thursday morning, none of the toilets had received any bids.

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Video:Unusual eBay Responses

unusual ebay responses

some of the people on ebay are so sketchy lately jeez. take a look at some of these responses! positive: item shipped quickly, have been having erotic dreams about seller. thanks!

positive: thanks for great rainbow brite lunchbox. should shrunken head be inside?

neutral: excellent communication, but should've poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. refunded.

negative: despite indication in listing, i could not fit item into any of my body cavities.

negative: honda r-type sticker did not add horsepower as advertised.

neutral: item shipped promptly and in good condition, but i should not have to bid on birthday presents from my parents.

positive: i don't really remember what i ordered. but i've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!

negative: product didn't work, possibly broken. i woke up this morning and was disappointed to find i still believe in jesus christ our savior. :(

positive: excellent buyer. a++++++. thrilled by the quartz movement of the "rolex". highly recommended.

negative: should have been clearer that seller only accepts payment in bhats via eastern union moneygram.

positive: plain brown packaging seemed to fool my wife. thanks!

negative: the dog won't hunt.

negative: very nice monkey mascot costume, but it's a size 34, not a 63 as advertised.

negative: lederhosen not as pink as the picture led me to believe.

positive: a+++++. items are exactly as described. best case of kalashnikovs i've ever bought. allah akbar!

negative: this is clearly the ninth, not the sixth, repackaging of mad super special #24.

positive: one of the scents mixed in with the packing peanuts remind me of a passionate weekend in rio... was that you?

positive: the way you wrote my zip-code makes me weak in the knees. such smooth strokes. a+!

negative: though you did nothing wrong, i am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.

negative: buying this space 1999 lunchbox did not fill the void in my empty life for as long as i'd hoped.


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