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a viral from 888.com showing you some basic card tricks
these dummies make your kids look very goofy.
a pow trys to fool the germans by replacing escaped soldiers with dummies.
don't worry, it has lots of pictures.
i've been looking for this book everywhere!
mind melting stuff...
short cartoon animation.
a bunch of trivia games for "idiots."
it's real simple. keep oil rich nations from developing an infrastructure, its people poor, and hence dependant on outside aid. then when the time is right go charging in pretending your their knight in shining armor. do you know what a nuclear power station would mean for iran? that's right, it would make them more independant. oh dear, we can't allow that.
a few hints if you're thinking about pulling off a heist: (<-- kidding entirely)
1) don't wear extraneous jewelry. ~ a man who escaped police by kicking out of the window of a patrol car was later seen at wal-mart buying bolt cutters. an employee called the police, who arrested james cotton minutes later in the bathroom as he was trying to cut off his handcuffs.
2) it's alright to be camera-shy. ~ three men robbed eric haney at gunpoint and stole his suv. they celebrated their joy ride by taking photos. then they left the camera in the suv where the police found it.
3) bank robbery notes belong on blank paper. ~ mike mikitka entered the citizens bank in north huntingdon, pennsylvania, and handed the teller a robbery note written on a bank slip that included his account number, which was used to trace him.
slow motion of a vw doing a test crash.
its smarter than the president.
this is an insult to humans and another reason to destroy our computers.
every year, english teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. these excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. here are last year's winners..... 1. her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a thigh master. 2.. his thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without cling free. 3. he spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. 4. she grew on him like she was a colony of e. coli, and he was room-temperature canadian beef. 5. she had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. 6. her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. 7. he was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree. 8. the revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free atm machine. 9. the little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. 10. mcbride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a hefty bag filled with vegetable soup. 11. from the attic came an unearthly howl. the whole scene had an eerie,surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30. 12. her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze. 13. the hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease. 14. long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph. 15. they lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled nancy kerrigan's teeth. 16. john and mary had never met. they were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. 17. he fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the east river. 18. even in his last years, granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut. 19. shots rang out, as shots are wont to do. 20. the young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while. 21. he was as lame as a duck. not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something. 22. the ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. 23. it was an american tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools. 24. he was deeply in love. when she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
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(photo by jim macmillan, august 20, 2004.)
alarms..nra..neighborhood.
it's good to know your target audience
some little kid innocently walks by an apartment and his buddies throw a dummy out the window. his yelp is pretty priceless.
an unsuspecting passerby drives right into bam margera's evil plot. bam and his friends decide to throw a dummy out in front of an unsuspecting driver. the result is not a pleasant one. *thanks lockdown*
this is a short clip of the mythbusters blowing up a ballistics gel dummy while testing the myth if defibrillators can explode nitro glycerin medical patches. pretty sweet looking.
pupils at a chinese school are being encouraged to attack punchbag dummies of their teachers to relieve stress. lichang 1st middle school in jinan attached pictures of teachers to sandbags and gave pupils boxing gloves to work off their frustrations. vice principal meng fanxiang said: "adolescent students may have a lot of problems and be under great pressure from studies. it's better for them to release it within the school than other places." meng's own picture, as well as those of other teachers and admin staff, has been attached to the sandbags. but the vice principal told the qilu evening post: "i don't care if they beat up my dummy." the 'physical release' room is part of a new programme of support services for students which also include a private chatroom and a consultation room. the school says that most boys prefer the physical release room for the release of stress, while the majority of girls prefer the private chatroom. source
uk- a dummy that moves and feels like a real patient and can bleed, vomit and sweat has been unveiled as the latest training tool for health professionals. the remote-controlled mannequin, called istan, has been created by the university of portsmouth. the £40,000 model is set to help provide realistic training for doctors, nurses and dentists. it has been designed to replicate a human's anatomical structure, from the skeleton to the eyes. istan has pupils which can dilate and contract, its skin can have goosebumps and sweat and it can suffer a heart attack. its blood pressure can also fall, internal organs bleed, lungs collapse and its bowels make realistic sounds. the model can also help doctors dealing with stab victims by simulating a bowel protruding from the stomach. professor lesley-jane eales-reynolds, said: "he can be used in real-world situations. "for paramedic students he can be put in a crashed car or collapsed at the foot of some stairs, which is precisely the sort of situation they are likely to encounter in the real world. "he can have a cardiac arrest or an adverse drug reaction in a dental chair, allowing staff and students in dentistry to practise skills that they could not keep honed using their patients." phil ashwell, a healthcare professional who teaches at the university, said: "the mannequins suspend disbelief and bring healthcare to life which means the quality of casualty care will improve. "the students are very lucky to learn in this safe environment. when i was training all we had to practise on was 'resus annie', a folded up mannequin in a suitcase. "some of the students are a bit wary when they first meet the simulators because they are so realistic. "but once they have started practising on one they are fine and they learn so much faster and in more depth." source
a video explaining aspects of evolution.
