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Video:Dubya in Hell

dubya in hell

dubya died and went to hell. when he was there, lucifer gave him a little deal. lucifer said, "okay, george. hell is filling up quite quickly nowadays and is starting to get a little full. because of that, i will give you this, behind these three doors, a current "prisoner" as we shall put it here is up for the deal. you see their punishment, and decide on who you will swap with, and that "prisoner" will go to heaven, getting off scot free. behind the first door was kennedy, who was diving in a salt water pool, getting spoonfuls of salt for the kitchen cook. dubya said, "i might get a bit tired after a while, i'll see what else is available." behind the second door, was nixon, who was chained by the legs, chipping down giant stones, also for the kitchen cook. dubya said, "it's better, but i'm not very strong, so i might get tired as well." behind the third door, was monica lewinsky doing what she does best on bill clinton. dubya's eyes lit up and he said, "that doesn't look so bad as an eternal punishment, i could deal with it. i'll take this one." lucifer smiled and said, "okay george, you've made your pick. monica lewinsky, you're free to go."

Video:Dishonest Dubya Action Figure

dishonest dubya action figure

interactive bush flash animation and an educational tool for bushite retards, with short memories of 'why' we invaded iraq. thank you arthur (2 sheds) jackson.

Video:Real Time with Bill Maher - Drunken Dubya

real time with bill maher - drunken dubya

maher discusses rumours that bush is back on the sauce with panelists christopher hitchens, katty kay and george galloway.

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"dubya" bush feat lil' dick - country slammer video

funny mad tv video made while bush was running for his first term as imperial ruler of the "free world".

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"dubya" the movie.

new oliver stone's movie, about the president bush and his administration. packed full of action and truth, the way george w. likes it.

Video:Lance and Dubya'

lance and dubya'

g. dubya's new buddy, lance armstrong, helps defend the u.s.the only way we can, with brute force!

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Video:George Dubya Tush Butt Plug

george dubya tush butt plug

whole new meaning to the term "shit head"

Video:Masters of War - Dubya Version

masters of war - dubya version

a heartfelt and damning inditement of the bush administration. powerful pictures coupled with the dylan's acoustic rage serve up a powerful message.

Video:Saving Dubya

saving dubya

george w. bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

before the secret service guys could get to him,3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. he was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted (courtesy of the american taxpayer, of course).

the first kid says, "i want to go to disneyland." george w. says, "no problem. i'll take you there on air force one."

the second kid says, "i want a new pair of nike air jordan's."

george .w. says, "i'll get them for you and even have michael sign them!!"

the third kid says, "i want a motorized wheel chair w/a built in tv & stereo/headset!" bush is a little perplexed (by everything, actually) by this and says, "but you don't look like you're handicapped."

the kid says, "i will be after everyone finds out i saved you from drowning!!!"

Video:Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo

dubya, cheney & jumbo

george bush and his accomplice dick cheney were riding on an elephant. a group of bystanders were watching intently. all of a sudden someone in the croud shouted, "hey look that elephant has two assholes on it!" bush and cheney looked down at the elephants ass, confused.

Video:LOST: Dubya Hates Walt

lost: dubya hates walt

walt expresses his views on president bush during the aftermath of hurricane katrina.

Video:A Farewell To George Dubya Bush

a farewell to george dubya bush


as we all know, bush will soon be out of the white house. to honor this, the associated press has collected a large list of "bushisms" to say goodbye.

president george w. bush will leave behind a legacy of bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled statements:


_ "i know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." — september 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in michigan.

_ "rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" — january 2000, during a campaign event in south carolina.

_ "they misunderestimated the compassion of our country. i think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the commander in chief, too." — sept. 26, 2001, in langley, va. bush was referring to the terrorists who carried out the sept. 11 attacks.

_ "there's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail." — oct. 4, 2001, in washington. bush was remarking on a back-to-work plan after the terrorist attacks.

_ "it would be a mistake for the united states senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber." — april 10, 2002, at the white house, as bush urged senate passage of a broad ban on cloning.

_ "i want to thank the dozens of welfare-to-work stories, the actual examples of people who made the firm and solemn commitment to work hard to embetter themselves." — april 18, 2002, at the white house.

_ "there's an old saying in tennessee — i know it's in texas, probably in tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. fool me — you can't get fooled again." — sept. 17, 2002, in nashville, tenn.

_ "our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. they never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." — aug. 5, 2004, at the signing ceremony for a defense spending bill.

_ "too many good docs are getting out of business. too many ob/gyns aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." — sept. 6, 2004, at a rally in poplar bluff, mo.

_ "our most abundant energy source is coal. we have enough coal to last for 250 years, yet coal also prevents an environmental challenge." — april 20, 2005, in washington.

_ "we look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job." — sept. 20, 2005, in gulfport, miss.

_ "i can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs." — sept. 5, 2005, when bush met with residents of poplarville, miss., in the wake of hurricane katrina.

_ "it was not always a given that the united states and america would have a close relationship. after all, 60 years we were at war 60 years ago we were at war." — june 29, 2006, at the white house, where bush met with japanese prime minister junichiro koizumi.

_ "make no mistake about it, i understand how tough it is, sir. i talk to families who die." — dec. 7, 2006, in a joint appearance with british prime minister tony blair.

_ "these are big achievements for this country, and the people of bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved." — june 11, 2007, in sofia, bulgaria.

_ "mr. prime minister, thank you for your introduction. thank you for being such a fine host for the opec summit." — september 2007, in sydney, australia, where bush was attending an apec summit.

_ "thank you, your holiness. awesome speech." april 16, 2008, at a ceremony welcoming pope benedict xvi to the white house.

_ "the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. and when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place." — may 27, 2008, in mesa, ariz.

_ "and they have no disregard for human life." — july 15, 2008, at the white house. bush was referring to enemy fighters in afghanistan.

_ "i remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the north koreans right here in the oval office." — june 26, 2008, during a rose garden news briefing.

_ "throughout our history, the words of the declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. these immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people." — july 4, 2008 in virginia.

_ "the people in louisiana must know that all across our country there's a lot of prayer — prayer for those whose lives have been turned upside down. and i'm one of them. it's good to come down here." — sept. 3, 2008, at an emergency operations center in baton rouge, la., after hurricane gustav hit the gulf coast.

_ "this thaw — took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." oct. 20, 2008, in alexandria, la., as he discussed the economy and frozen credit markets.

bushisms collected from the associated press


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