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who said the dishwasher was broken?
a clean sex toy is a happy sex toy.
anyone have a guess as to what was going on last night?
doggy cleanse.
a five-year-old girl is in a stable condition after a freak accident in which she was impaled on a knife in a dishwasher. police say the child tripped on the open door of the dishwasher and fell on to the blade of a knife in the cutlery rack. she is the daughter of a police officer stationed at eulo in southwest queensland. the accident happened around 7.30pm yesterday at the police residence attached to the police station. police from cunnamulla and an ambulance came to her aid and the girl was stabilised before the royal flying doctor service took her to brisbane, where she underwent surgery at the mater children's hospital. source
wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "i'll leave the key under the mat. fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and i'll mail you a check." "oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. he won't bother you. but, whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "i repeat, do not talk to my parrot!!!" when the repairman arrived at wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. but, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. the parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" to which the parrot replied, "get him, spike!"
