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Video:Disabled Biker

disabled biker

he sure is disabled.

Video:Disable XP Splash Screen

disable xp splash screen

speed up your computer's boot time by disabling the windows xp splash screen.

Video:Disabled Dude Got Moves

disabled dude got moves

this guy has some crazy moves for someone that's disabled. just watch and be amazed.

Video:Disabled Woman To Sue For Being Born

disabled woman to sue for being born

a severely disabled 24-year-old woman asked australia's high court on thursday to allow her to sue her mother's doctor for allowing her to be born.

alexia harriton was born deaf, blind, physically and mentally disabled, and requires 24 hour a day care, a news agency reported.

her lawyers claim her mother's doctor was negligent in failing to diagnose rubella infection early in the pregnancy and wrongly reassured olga harriton that her child would not be affected.

harriton counsel bret walker told the court that her mother should have been told of the consequences if the pregnancy went full term. had the mother been made aware of the disabilities, she would have aborted the pregnancy, he said.

keeden waller, who was born through in-vitro fertilisation and is now three years old, is also claiming "wrongful life" after inheriting a clotting disorder from her father that was detectable in foetal testing.

the new south wales court of appeal last year decided in a 2-1 judgment to reject the claims but both won special leave to bring their case to the high court.

lawyer kathryn booth said her client was seeking damages to cover the costs of special care, medical treatment, housing and other expenses.

harriton's mother said she was seeking justice for her daughter and would not discuss compensation figures.

"we're here for alexia, for justice and simply that's all it is," she said. "we've got to look after her interests and the fact that she's been a fighter all her life.

"she's given us the strength and determination to keep going and we're her voice. she's got rights like all of us, whether she's disabled or not."

hindustan times

Video:11 Disabled Kids Forced to Sleep in Cages

11 disabled kids forced to sleep in cages

sheriff's deputies have removed 11 disabled children from an ohio home where they were made to sleep in cages less than 3½ feet tall.

the children's adoptive and foster parents, mike and sharen gravelle, denied that they'd abused or neglected the children during a custody hearing monday in huron county. no charges had been filed as of monday night.

"the impression that we got was that they felt it was ok," said lt. randy sommers.

the gravelles said a psychiatrist recommended they make the children sleep in the cages at night. the cages were stacked in bedrooms on the second floor of their house.

to discuss this in the spikedhumor forums, rather than our main site, visit this thread.

zanesville.com

Video:Disabled Man Steals Cop Car

disabled man steals cop car

a disabled man in a wheelchair, arrested for allegedly trying to steal a power saw at home depot, managed to slip out of his handcuffs and steal the squad car he was placed in.

phillip anthony moreno, 44, a parolee with a previous $200,000 warrant for his arrest, has eluded capture.

moreno and girlfriend denise marie vasquez, 35, were taken into custody about 3 p.m. tuesday by home depot security officers after they allegedly tried to steal a hand-held electric saw, sgt. randy deanda said.

"he had been sitting on it. it was under him on the chair," the sergeant said.

when police officers arrived, they arrested moreno and vasquez and placed them in separate patrol cars. moreno's wheelchair was put the squad car's trunk and the arresting officers stepped away to search the couple's car.

deanda said moreno got out of the handcuffs, crawled through the security barrier window opening separating the front and back seat and got behind the wheel of the squad car.

moreno drove away, the sergeant said, noting he has a bad leg.

the police car was found several hours later abandoned in bloomington. the wheelchair was missing from the trunk.

ap

Video:disabled

disabled

a man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. the bartender tells him the drunk is mr. murphy and asks the man if he could drive mr. murphy home. being a good samaritan, the man agrees. the bartender writes down the address and gives it to him.

the man walks over and tries to wake mr. murphy but mr. murphy is groggy and quite drunk. the man helps mr. murphy to his feet and mr. murphy falls to the floor in a heap.

"jeez," the man says wondering how anyone could drink so much. he takes murphy by the arm and practically drags him out to the car. once there he leans him against the side of his car while he looks for his keys. mr. murphy slides down to the ground. the man finds his keys and manages to get murphy positioned in the car.

he then drives to the address the bartender gave him. he opens the passenger door and helps mr. murphy out and the guy falls to the ground. cursing softly, now, the man helps him to his feet and practically drags him to the front door. he lets go of mr. murphy to knock on the door and the guy falls down again. he helps him to his feet as mrs. murphy answers the door.

"hi, mrs. murphy, your husband had a little too much to drink tonight so i gave him a ride home."

"that was nice of you," she says, looking around... "but wheres his wheelchair?"

Video:Crowd Helps Disabled Guy With Anthem

crowd helps disabled guy with anthem

a mentally challenged guy gets a little nervous while singing the national anthem so the crowd steps in to help him out.

Video:I.T Crowd - I`m Disabled

i.t crowd - i`m disabled

best bit from season 2 episode 1, funny every time.

Video:Josh Blue Disabled Comedian

josh blue disabled comedian

josh blue, a stand up comedian with cerebral palsy and some great talent.

Video:Sex For The Disabled

sex for the disabled


a swiss welfare group is recruiting volunteers to have sex with disabled people.

the basel-based welfare group for disability and sexuality already arranges erotic massages for people with disabilities.

but it is now providing full sexual intercourse and is also signing up gay volunteers to have sex with homosexual disabled people.

the group's leader aiha zemp said it was a subject that "needed to be tackled."

she said: "it's a big taboo that needs to be broken. having sex is a basic human need like eating and drinking and we have to fight for this right for the disabled."

at present three men and one woman offer an erotic 'touching service,' and nine new volunteers have come forward to offer sex at £65 per hour.

among the new recruits are four men, two of them homosexuals.

zemp rejected criticism that the group were simply training up prostitutes.

"the big difference between the assistants and prostitutes is that the assistants show tenderness and are conscious of the needs of the disabled, rather than rushing and just taking the money," she said.

source

Video:The3 Disabled Swimmers

the3 disabled swimmers

three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. the first has no arms. the second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. they all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they’re all in the pool. the guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is closing fast. the head of course sank straight to the bottom. ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. he can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so he decides he had better dive down to rescue him. he picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where upon the head starts coughing and sputtering. eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "three years i’ve spent learning to swim with my ears, then two minutes before the whistle, some cunt puts a swimming cap on me!"

Video:Disabled Drunk Receives Wheelchair Ban

disabled drunk receives wheelchair ban

a disabled man had his electric wheelchair confiscated after being caught more than four times over the drink drive limit.

sven mietke, 26, from loebau in germany, was fined £1,300 and banned from using his electric wheelchair for three months.

police stopped mietke as he was on his way to buy beer from a petrol station in the early hours of the morning.

they said he was going down the road from side-to-side and when breathalysed found he had 228 milligrams of alcohol in 100 millilitres of blood.

in germany, the legal limit is 50 milligrams of alcohol in 100 millilitres of blood.

in court mietke admitted: "i drink 10 to 12 bottles of beer a day."

he will now have to use a regular wheelchair until the ban is over.

ananova

Video:Mechanic Disabled Parked Cars For Repairs

mechanic disabled parked cars for repairs

johnson city, tenn. (ap) - tennessee police said a mechanic was drumming up business by tampering with parked cars, then charging to help start them. police arrested 41-year-old christopher walls of johnson city on thursday night.

investigators said walls disabled cars parked at restaurants, waited for the owners to try to start them and then offered his services as a mechanic. police said walls charged between $40 and $200 to get the vehicles running again.

he's charged with two counts of theft under $500, but police suspect there are other victims. they're urging anyone else who thinks they were scammed to call them.

walls was held at the washington county jail where a jailer said there was no record of him yet having an attorney.

source

Video:Disabled Man Told To Pay To Take Prosthetic Legs On Holiday

disabled man told to pay to take prosthetic legs on holiday

an airline is demanding an excess baggage fee from a disabled man who wants to fly with a spare pair of prosthetic legs.

amputee mick skee claimed jet2 would not waive the excess baggage charge for his majorca holiday next may, even though he would be allowed to take a wheelchair free of charge.

the 47-year-old lost both his legs after contracting meningococcal septicaemia in 2006.

he said: "in my opinion, the prosthetic legs are a disability aid. a wheelchair is classed as that and can be transported free of charge.

"it is ridiculous. the legs weigh less than a wheelchair, but i have been told that jet2 is not prepared to budge.

"if i want to take a spare pair of prosthetics, i will have to pay an extra £10 for each way.

mr skee, a father-of- four, from wardley, gateshead, plans to write to jet2 to protest and to highlight the problem with his local mp.

the catering manger for tyne and wear fire services and his wife sandra, 40, booked their holiday through the website on the beach.

mr skee said: "after getting confirmation details, i contacted them to say i needed special assistance for transportation of prosthetic limbs.

"they e-mailed me for my medication condition and contacted jet2, who in turn told them they were not prepared to transport the legs for free.

"on the beach have said they will pay the extra baggage charge, but that is not the point.

"it's the principle. this is something that could affect other people in the same situation and it is an issue that needs to be dealt with."

after contracting the illness, mr skee was close to death. he fought back, but after fitting his prosthetic limbs, doctors told him he would never be able to walk again unaided.

he had a pair of legs specially made and fitted with training shoes.

"i wanted to take a spare pair on holiday because if one pair gets damaged i could use the other pair. but also if i want to take my wife out for dinner and get dressed up, i can put the other pair on," he said.

jet2 said it would not comment on individual cases.

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Video:How To Disable A Woman

how to disable a woman

warning: to maintain your integrity as a man, only use the moves depicted as a last resort.

Video:Pretending To Be Disabled At Wal-Mart

pretending to be disabled at wal-mart

some dude pretends to be handicap at wal-mart and then gets a hold of the telephone for the intercom system...oh boy.

Video:Handicap Button Disabled

handicap button disabled

how ironic.

Video:How NOT To Disable A Landmine!

how not to disable a landmine!

if you want to learn how to blow up your hands, fingers, and face to pieces, well all you have to do is ask this guy to show you.

Video:Cat Dilemma - Disabled Flying Carpet

cat dilemma - disabled flying carpet

it not working, why not?

cat

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