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a married couple screw eachother every single night. but the man has to go away on a business trip for two weeks. his wife asks him, "what am i going to do without you?" the man decides to buy his wife a dildo for his leave. at the dildo shop, the clerk brings the man into a back room. he says, "i've got something i know will please your wife. it's called the super dildo. all you have to do is say 'super dildo' and then the name of what you want it to screw, and it will screw it automatically. it won't stop until you say 'super dildo stop,' and only men can control it. for example... super dildo the wall!" the super dildo immediately sprang into action humping the wall over and over. "super dildo stop!" said the clerk, and the dildo stopped. the man bought the dildo and brought it home to his wife. after she thanked him, he said "super dildo my wife!" and the super dildo sprang into action screwing his wife. he then left. the woman was enjoying it, but she couldn't get it to stop. she got in her car and was driving to the dildo store all while the thing was screwing her, when she got pulled over by a policeman. he said, "lady, you're driving like a drunk." she replied, "i'm not drunk, it's just that a super dildo is screwing me and i can't get it to stop!" the policeman replied, "super didlo, my ass."
for if you want to make your very own dildo-bike.
self explanatory. a song sung about a dildo.
an incredibly random clip of a guy with cat of nine tail and another with a 7 pound, 39 inch dildo going at it.
pretty much what the title states.
discretion is our policy.
how they were made in the colonial times.
fetch!
this woman seems to have no gag-reflex whatsoever as she is able to deep throat almost the entire thing.
oops, wrong gadget.
she likes it natural.
it's over there.
a small newfoundland town on trinity bay with an unusual name.
hanky panky wasn`t enough for ya!?
ok guys, actual footage from surgery of a guy having a rubber dick removed from his ass. the reaction of the surgical team is priceless, especially as they appear to have brought along their family and drinking buddies to watch.
interesting street sign.
girls making art projects.
might want to watch were you stand.
