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Video:Dog's Diary VS Cat's Diary

dog's diary vs cat's diary

the dog's diary:

8:00 am - dog food! my favorite thing!

9:30 am - a car ride! my favorite thing!

9:40 am - a walk in the park! my favorite thing!

10:30 am - got rubbed and petted! my favorite thing!

12:00 pm - milk bones! my favorite thing!

1:00 pm - played in the yard! my favorite thing!

3:00 pm - wagged my tail! my favorite thing!

5:00 pm - dinner! my favorite thing!

7:00 pm - got to play ball! my favorite thing!

8:00 pm - wow! watched tv with the people! my favorite thing!

11:00 pm - sleeping on the bed! my favorite thing!

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the cat's diary:

day 983 of my captivity.

my captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. they dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and i are fed some sort of dry nuggets. although i make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, i nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. the only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. in an attempt to disgust them, i once again vomit on the carpet. today i decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. i had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. however, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" i am. bastards!

there was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. i was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. however, i could hear the noises and smell the food. i overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." i must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. today i was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. i must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

i am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. the dog receives special privileges. he is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. he is obviously retarded. the bird must be an informant. i observe him communicate with the guards regularly. i am certain that he reports my every move. my captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. for now.

Video:Breaking Benjamin -

breaking benjamin - "the diary of jane"

breaking benjamin - "the diary of jane" video.

Video:Anne Frank's Diary

anne frank's diary

you would imagine a much grander book considering the powerful impact the words inside this diary have had on the world. this humble journal is anne frank's actual diary. ann's family and 4 others hid in the attic of a factory from june 12, 1942 to august 1, 1944 when they were betrayed to the nazis. anne died of typhoid in 1945 in bergen-belsen at age 15. her father was the only one to survive the camps. upon his return home, a friend gave him anne's dairy, which they had rescued from the attic. it's been translated into 67 languages and is one of the most widely read books in the world.

Video: Alpha Company: Iraq Diary pt. 1/18

alpha company: iraq diary pt. 1/18

alpha company: iraq diary is a documentary shot during the summer of 2005 by filmmaker gordon forbes. forbes spent three months embedded with the u.s. marines 3rd reconnaissance battalion during their deployment to the sunni triangle in iraq. he documented the daily grind and struggles of the men in alpha company as they fought the war on terror, thousands of miles away from home. while most networks send a crew to shoot only enough footage for a 90-second highlight piece, this three-part documentary covers several operations — from helicopter raids and mounted patrols to everyday interactions with the people of iraq. three platoons, 74 professional marines — strangers in a strange land forbes was in the company of these men inside the wire and out in the field, as they fought an enemy they both despised and respected. we learn about how these marines view war, their desire for combat and their fears. we see how they deal with extreme heat, the constant threat of ieds and language barriers with humor. we see them dreaming, playing, frustrated and lonely. these marines are the husbands, brothers, sons, uncles and citizens of america. alpha company: iraq diary is a marines story, and not the kind you see on the evening news.

Video:A Woman's Diary

a woman's diary

woman's diary:

thursday 20th sept 2005

saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. i'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him - thought it might be that.

the bar was really crowded and loud, so i suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk.

he was still very subdued and distracted so i suggested we went somewhere nice to eat.

all through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what i was saying.

i just knew that something was wrong.

he dropped me back home and i wondered if he was going to come in.

he hesitated but followed.

i asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.

after about ten minutes of silence i said that i was going upstairs to bed.

i put my arms around him and told him that i loved him deeply.

he just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile.

he didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my surprise, we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold.

cried myself to sleep -i think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's found someone else.

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man's diary:

thursday, 20th september 2005

arsenal lost. gutted. got a shag though.

Video:The Diary Of Anne Frank - A Hollywood Story

the diary of anne frank - a hollywood story

god bless monkey dust. this is the true story of what really happened. dont believe the stroy history tells. history wasn't there. do it for president churchill!

Video:Never Keep a Diary

never keep a diary

an amalgamation of anglo and american comedy stylings, rich fulcher from the mighty boosh and matt berry from dark place.

Video:Fable 2 Video Diary 4/5

fable 2 video diary 4/5

creation of the buildings in fable 2

Video:Fable 2 Video Diary 5/5

fable 2 video diary 5/5

in depth look at magic and multiplayer

Video:Fable 2 Video Diary 3/5

fable 2 video diary 3/5

a close look at the buildings in fable 2

Video:Dead Space Sound Dev Diary

dead space sound dev diary

courtesy of actiontrip.com

Video:Aizu Pure - Ichitaka`s Delusion Diary 1

aizu pure - ichitaka`s delusion diary 1

some effed up japanese anime... pretty funny though...

Video:Fracture Dev. Diary +  Level Preview

fracture dev. diary + level preview

courtesy of actiontrip.com

Video:Tom Clancy's H.A.W.K. Dev Diary Trailer

tom clancy's h.a.w.k. dev diary trailer

courtesy of actiontrip.com

Video:Dead Space Dev Diary no. 5

dead space dev diary no. 5

courtesy of actiontrip.com

Video:Space Siege Dev Diary

space siege dev diary

courtesy of actiontrip.com

Video:Gears of War 2 Sound Dev Diary

gears of war 2 sound dev diary

courtesy of actiontrip.com

Video:Overlord II Dev. Diary

overlord ii dev. diary

courtesy of actiointrip.com

Video:Update My Diary

update my diary

you are a fag tim.

Video:Diary of the Dead Trailer

diary of the dead trailer

this is the trailer of george a. romero's upcoming "dead" film. it supposedly takes place during the night of the first "night of the living dead" film.


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