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a hilarious video showing a detective shoot himself through the leg and hit his partner in the foot. warning: will cause uncontrollable laughter
three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the texas highway patrol. the detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "so y'all want to be cops, huh?" the blondes all nodded. the detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, "to be a detective, you have to be able to detect. you must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars and so forth." so saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. "now,” he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?" the blonde immediately said, "yes, i did. he has only one eye!" the detective shook his head and said, "of course he has only one eye in this picture! it's a profile of his face! you're dismissed!" the first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. the detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "what about you? notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?" "yes! he only has one ear!" the detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "didn't you hear what i just told the other lady? this is a profile of the man's face! of course you can only see one ear!! you're excused also!" the second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office. the detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "this is probably a waste of time, but.." he flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "all right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?" the blonde said, "i sure did. this man wears contact lenses." the detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. he looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "you're absolutely right! his bio says he wears contacts! how in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?" the blonde rolled her eyes and said, "well, duh! with only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses!"
a man suspected his wife of seeing another man. so, he hired a famous chinese detective, mr. sui tansow pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. a few days later, he received this report: most honorable sir: you leave house. he come house. i watch. he and she leave house. i follow. he and she get on train. i follow. he and she go in hotel. i climb tree-look in window. he kiss she. she kiss he. he strip she. she strip he. he play with she. she play with he. i play with me. fall out of tree, not see. ......no fee
wong foo ling suspected that his wife was seeing another man. therefore, he hired a private detective named ling lang long to observe the goings-on.
this is his report:
you leave house. i watch. he come house. i watch. he and she leave house. i follow. he and she get on train. i follow. he and she go in hotel. i follow. he and she go in room. no can follow. climb tree-look in window. he kiss she. she kiss he. he strip she. she strip he. he play with she. she play with he. i play with me. fall out of tree, not see.
no fee
made by kris wilson.
batman, sherlock holmes and droopy. not sure why the hell superman is added to this prestigious group.
discover clues, interrogate suspects and solve the mystery in a grim fairground murder.
a suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. in addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's activities. a week later, the detective returned with a film. they sat down together and proceeded to watch it. although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! he saw the two of them strolling arm in arm and laughing in the park. he saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. he saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. he saw them take part in a dozen activities with utter glee. "i just can't believe this," said the distraught husband. "what's not to believe?" the detective said. "it's right up there on the screen!" "i simply can't believe my wife could be so much fun!" the husband replied.
