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Video:Ernest Declares War On Weeds

ernest declares war on weeds

in this ernest commercial ernest declares war on the weeds in dallas. enjoy

Video:Man Wakes 2 Hours After Being Declared Officially Dead

man wakes 2 hours after being declared officially dead

a detroit man woke after being declared dead at about noon on wednesday, local 4 reported.

louis golson, 51, was pronounced dead by ems crews that responded to the home on the 13000 block of mapleridge on detroit's east side, where he lives with his sister, lisa mccloud, and her husband.

mccloud's husband went downstairs to golson's basement bedroom to check on him and found that he wasn't moving and was unresponsive.

a short time after ems arrived at the home, they came upstairs to tell the family that golson was dead. the crew apparently claimed the 116 pound man had died in his bed overnight and rigormortis had begun to set in.

"they told me to call the doctor, to sign the death certificate (and) they will not have to take him to the morgue, that the funeral home can come and get him," said golson's niece, kimberly golson.

mccloud said she started notifying family members that he had passed while ems waited at the scene for police.

at about 2 p.m., when golson's other sister, deborah golson, went downstairs to check on his body, he opened his eyes and moved his arms, the station reported.

police responding to the scene also confirmed that the 51-year-old was not dead.

"when the police came, the police took the light, flashed the light into his eyes and the police realized he was alive," mccloud said.

golson was rushed to st. john hospital, where doctors determined that the diabetic had suffered a sugar attack.

he was treated and is recuperating in a hospital bed, the station reported.

deborah golson told local 4 that she believes the incident is part miracle and part mistake.

a captain with the detroit ems squad said the case is under investigation and a report was being prepared to hand over to the chief's desk to determine if the ems workers will face any punishment.

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Video:Transfomers Trailer

transfomers trailer "declare"

2007 live action movie.

Video:WHO Declares 'Swine Flu' Officially a Pandemic

who declares 'swine flu' officially a pandemic

remember, "pandemic" only means "global." it doesn't mean deadly. however, please keep in mind that it's the second wave of this virus (expected this fall) that we're worried about. that's after the virus has had a chance to mutate into something stronger:

Video:UK Declares War on Digital Piracy

uk declares war on digital piracy


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britain strong-arms isps to work with entertainment industries to curtail illicit downloading.

london (reuters) - britain will impose legislation on internet service providers (isps) by april 2009 if they do not work with the music and film industries to curb illegal downloading, the government said on friday.

the government released a strategy paper to address the problem of illegal file sharing after the two sides failed to come to a voluntary agreement over how best to tackle the issue.

the paper said the government would still prefer a voluntary solution, but said it would start consulting on possible legislation later this year.

the move follows a decision by the french government to ban access to the internet for those who repeatedly download material illegally, and follows years of lobbying by the music industry which has been damaged by piracy.

industry estimates put the number of broadband users in britain who download files illegally at around 6 million.

"within the space of only four months, two governments, in france and britain, have now embraced the simple idea that internet service providers are uniquely positioned to help in the fight against digital piracy," john kennedy, the head of the international music trade body ifpi, said.

"this is a sea-change in attitude."

the isps would prefer a voluntary agreement and argue that as mere conduits, it is not their place to police the internet.

but the government has been moved to act to give a boost to the country's creative industries. global music sales were down around 10 percent in 2007 and the industry estimates that tens of billions of illegal tracks were swapped online in the year.

britain's leading internet service providers include bt, virgin media, carphone warehouse, tiscali, bskyb and orange.

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Video:Georgia Set To Declare Martial Law

georgia set to declare martial law

this could get really bad


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