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Video:Tiny T-Rex-Like Dino Debuts

tiny t-rex-like dino debuts

tiny t-rex-like dino debuts

Video:'The Cove' Debut In Japan

'the cove' debut in japan

“the cove” got its first screening in japan the other day at the tokyo international film festival. how did audiences react? the makers of “the cove” are hoping to find a japanese distributor for the film. however, given the graphic content of the film and the fact that it was not much of a financial success in other countries, it is unlikely that it will be widely shown in theaters across japan.

Video:White House Debuts Iraq War Infomercial

white house debuts iraq war infomercial

washington, dc—in an attempt to gain support among idle and sleepless americans, the bush administration made its case for the continuing war in iraq in a one-hour paid program that premiered early tuesday morning.

the infomercial, cohosted by defense secretary donald rumsfeld and former dynasty star linda evans, was shot in a burbank, ca studio before an audience of approximately 60 tourists and college-age republicans.

produced by the white house communications office in collaboration with excelsior direct marketing international, the infomercial was characterized by white house press secretary scott mcclellan as "an effort by the administration to show the public that the occupation of iraq is an unbelievable success, and if they don't understand that, they are missing out on a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."

the paid program, called amazing policies, opened with a splashy title sequence, then cut to the audience greeting rumsfeld and evans with applause.

"from what you've heard about foreign wars, i bet you all think freedom in iraq costs about $500 trillion and 2 million civilian casualties," rumsfeld said. "well, you're wrong. try $238 billion and some 30,000 casualties!"

"i don't know," a skeptical evans responded. "that insurgency looks pretty ground in. i don't think you'll ever get something like that out."

"think again, linda," rumsfeld said. "if you'll just put on these goggles and look into that screen, you can see for yourself!"

"whoa!" evans said, after gutting an underground bunker with a remote-controlled cluster bomb. "it's so easy."

the infomercial was interspersed with glowing pretaped testimonials from coalition partners, american soldiers, and iraqi business leaders. australian prime minister john howard was particularly kinetic in his endorsement of the iraq war plan.

"don and linda, i'm here to let you in on the world's best-kept secret," said a wide-eyed, floral-shirted howard from the beautiful dunk island resort off the coast of cairns, australia. "the strategy for victory in iraq is working! last january, iraqis went to the polls and elected leaders for a transitional government and drafted a working constitution establishing unheard-of rights for the people of iraq! and in december, they elected representatives to the national assembly!"

"amazing!" howard added, arms outstretched.

ibrahim ja'lal, a newly elected iraqi assembly member, also delivered a ringing endorsement.

"before bush's unilateral decision to invade, we iraqis weren't looking so hot," ja'lal said, pointing toward a video montage of "before" photos of iraqi corpses, starving children, and chemical-weapons victims. "but now look at these images from 'after'! they're dancing in the discos!"

the montage of "after" photos included an image of a scantily clad belly dancer, which prompted rumsfeld to quip, "ooh-la-allah."

evans expressed trepidation about the likelihood of establishing an entirely new way of life in a country we don't fully understand.

"linda, i hear you—you're worried about the complexity of implementing our plan for victory in iraq," rumsfeld said. "but that's the beauty of it. the u.s. government has a team of expert strategists and war planners standing by to make all those difficult decisions for you! and a military that is standing by to answer the call of duty."

"you know, i wasn't sure at first," evans said. "but now that i've heard the facts about operation iraqi freedom, i can't deny that your argument is airtight!"

"as airtight as this inflatable mattress," said rumsfeld, gesturing toward a blow-up bed being stomped by two sumo wrestlers. "they can't punch any holes in that air bed, and the naysayers can't punch any holes in our justifications for occupying iraq with military force."

the commercial is scheduled to air on local network and cable stations across the country through february 2012.

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Video:Vanilla Ice in his debut movie

vanilla ice in his debut movie "cool as ice"

i think this is where his career started to end.

Video:Notorious BIG Debut

notorious big debut

biggie free styling at 17 years old.

Video:Brock Lesnar Makes MMA Debut

brock lesnar makes mma debut

brock lesnars first mma fight vs min soo kim at k1.

Video:Transformers(2007) Pre-debut Review

transformers(2007) pre-debut review

movie preview's review of the upcoming transformers movie.

Video:Mafia 2 - Debut Trailer

mafia 2 - debut trailer

too bad its only for ps3 and xbox360...

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  • Date 9/2/2007
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Video:Rooney Debut

rooney debut

pure class ;d

Video:Rampage Jacksons Movie Debut

rampage jacksons movie debut

from "midnight meat train"

Video:Lost Planet 2 Debut Trailer

lost planet 2 debut trailer

courtesy of actiontrip.com

Video:Comedian Joe Wong Debut

comedian joe wong debut

funniest damn unknown comedian in a long time

Video:The debut of the Insane Clown Posse in WCW

the debut of the insane clown posse in wcw

this is an old school clip of icp's days in the wcw.

Video:Andy Kaufman - 'Mighty Mouse' debut (CLASSIC)

andy kaufman - 'mighty mouse' debut (classic)

this was andy kaufman's introduction into mainstream society. lorne michaels told him to come on to snl and do whatever he wanted, and so he did this. not sure what the last part of the video is all about.

Video:If Carlsberg Made Debut Singles

if carlsberg made debut singles

this wouldn`t be one of them.

Video:High-Tech Homes Debut in Utah

high-tech homes debut in utah

a housing development of futuristic, digital homes went online and on sale this week in st. george. the homes are fiber optic-ready and let an owner control everything from heating and cooling to phone service and security through a home network.

the homes are in a community called sunriver for people 55 and older. developer darcy stewart said the idea was to give residents the latest technology to help make living there fun and convenient. some 850 of 1,800 planned homes have been completed.

"there is an intelligent environment inside these homes," said aaron myer, co-founder of in2 network, a hardware andsoftware firm in murray providing the technology used to control the home's networked systems. "we've found people are very comfortable having a web server environment inside the home," he said.

a home's networks also let residents control lighting and entertainment system, access security systems from remote locations and be alerted by e-mail to any problems. a community intranet also keeps residents informed of local news and events.

stewart says the homes are equipped to evolve to the next level of technology as it becomes available.

companies like honeywell, lutron electronics and utah-based triaxis are major partners in the endeavor.

"one thing we're seeing with builders and homeowners is that they want simple, easy to use, reasonably priced homes that they can control remotely with the touch of a button," said phil scheetz of lutron, which supplies the lighting control system. "darcy's solution is literally years ahead of the curve."

to access their home network, residents can either use a touch screen mounted inside the home, or connect to it from any personal computer, laptop, personal digital assistant or other device that can display a web page.

"it's all about convenience," said kevin marquess, builder sales manager with honeywell. "you have remote access to everything."

about 90 percent of the homes were pre-sold, at prices between $186,000 and $400,000.

"it's like the george jetson cartoons, only it's here today," marquess said, referring to the popular 1960s cartoon set 100 years in the future.

i must own one of these, oh yes, i must....

yahoo

Video:Top Ten Photos of 2006 From National Geographic News - Female Android Debuts in S. Korea 8

top ten photos of 2006 from national geographic news - female android debuts in s. korea 8

she can hold a conversation, make eye contact, and express joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness. but is she good with kids?


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