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Video:Deaf Karaoke - Torn Take 2

deaf karaoke - torn take 2

natalia imbruglia`s song torn mimed by johan lippowitz at the policeman`s ball.

Video:Deaf Karaoke - Don't Look Back In Anger

deaf karaoke - don't look back in anger

johann lippowitz brings his personal interpretive type dance with a mime like fashion to oasis' hit "don't look back in anger".

  • Votes 4.2719/5
  • Views 3957
  • Comments 9
  • Date 11/14/2007
  • by Kindy

Video:Deaf Karaoke - Wherever I Lay My Hat

deaf karaoke - wherever i lay my hat

johann lippowitz mimes with an interpretive dance like fashion to young paul's wherever i lay my hat (that's my home!). definite 80's love happening

  • Votes 4.2739/5
  • Views 3492
  • Comments 8
  • Date 11/27/2007
  • by Kindy

Video:THUD: The Audience Is Now Deaf

thud: the audience is now deaf

memorable moment from the movie tiny toons: how i spent my summer vacation

Video:Coca Cola Deaf/Blind Commercial

coca cola deaf/blind commercial

can you read me? if you can, there's no off-screen announcers. if you can't, then don't worry! there's no text, just announcers.

Video:A Deaf Girl Learns to Play Violin

a deaf girl learns to play violin

why do you have to be like others? -brought to you.... by what?!

Video:Jeff Dunham, Peanut, and Deaf People

jeff dunham, peanut, and deaf people

the funniest dunham clip ever...

Video:Deaf Sex

deaf sex

sign language for the hearing impaired.

Video:Going Deaf

going deaf

ginsburg was convinced that his wife was getting deaf. she refused to go to an audiologist, so he asked the doctor what could be done.

"start at the door of the room. tell her something in a normal tone of voice. if she doesn't respond, move a little closer, still using a normal tone of voice. that should tell you just how deaf she is."

ginsburg saw his wife was doing the dishes. he said, "i love you my darling." no response. he moved a few steps into the room and repeated, "i love you my darling." still no response.

he moved closer, until he could almost touch her and repeated, "i love you, my darling." with this, his wife turned around and said, "for the third time, i love you too."

Video:Deaf Lesbians...

deaf lesbians...

there were two deaf lesbians walking down the street with their hands down each others panties. i think they were lip reading.

Video:Two deaf people get married

two deaf people get married

two deaf people get married. during the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. after several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "honey," she signs, "why don't we agree on some simple signals? for instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. if you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time." the husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "great idea, now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on my penis one time. if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times.

Video:Golfers Could Be Driving Themselves Deaf

golfers could be driving themselves deaf


article submitted by master911.

a quiet round of golf is a popular way to relax for many australians, but experts warn the sport can be so loud it could leave players deaf.

doctors in the united kingdom say modern titanium clubs create a "sonic boom" when they connect with the ball, which is so loud it could shatter golfers' eardrums.

some believe the risk of going deaf is so great they have advised golfers to wear earplugs to tee off. experts have identified at least one case of a golfer they believe has hearing damage as a result of using a titanium driver.

but pete's golf pga professional peter radford said manufacturers were working on making titanium drivers quieter.

"when titanium first came out they were trying to make a big head so they stretched the metal further and further . . . and the early ones did make a lot of noise," he said. "but every generation of clubs is quieter."

most golfers associate a satisfying impact noise with a good shot, so manufacturers strive to produce clubs with a sound that is music to a golfer's ears.

"the new callaway fitq's big selling point is that it's quieter than the callaway fit," radford said.

doctors at norfolk and norwich university hospital in the uk conducted tests on titanium and stainless steel drivers after a 55-year-old golfer complained of unexplained ringing and reduced hearing in his right ear.

he'd been playing golf with a king cobra ld titanium driver three times a week for 18 months and said the noise was "like a gun going off" and had become so unpleasant he had discarded the club.

the doctors could find no other physical explanation for the golfer's hearing loss.

when tested, the titanium drivers made a much louder sound than the steel-headed clubs.

the doctors' report, published in the latest edition of the british medical journal, concluded "caution should be exercised by golfers who play regularly with thin-faced titanium drivers".

report co-author dr malcolm buchanan said the sound from thin-faced titanium drivers could induce temporary or permanent cochlear damage.

"wearing earplugs is a possibility, although it might be a bit too radical for some," he said.

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Video:Cochlear Implant May Help DEAF Hear Music

cochlear implant may help deaf hear music


article submitted by master911.

three decades ago prof graeme clark made it possible for the deaf to hear. now he is working on giving them music.

to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the world's first cochlear implant, prof clark unveiled a prototype of the next-generation "hi-fi" bionic ear he is now developing at la trobe university.

the device will see the number of electrodes feeding information to the ear jump from 22 to 50, allowing users to discern music as well as specific voices in noisy rooms.

prof clark celebrated yesterday with christine zygmunt, whose father, rod saunders, the professor helped become the world's first bionic ear recipient.

"it was the most complex package of electronics ever put into a patient and i was told i could have killed my patient, so it was traumatic," prof clark said.

"when we did work it out almost exactly 30 years ago, i asked my audiologist to test to see if he could hear real speech, and when he did i stepped quietly into the room next door and burst into tears of joy."

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Video:Kiss of Deaf

kiss of deaf


article submitted by uberwhale.

a young chinese woman was left partially deaf following a passionate kiss from her boyfriend.

the 20-something from zhuhai in guangdong province arrived at hospital having completely lost the hearing in her left ear, said local reports.

the incident prompted a series of articles in the local media warning of the dangers of excessive kissing.

"while kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution," wrote the china daily.

the doctor who treated the girl in hospital was quoted in the paper explaining what had happened.

"the kiss reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear."

the chorus of warnings was echoed by the shanghai daily, which wrote: "a strong kiss may cause an imbalance in the air pressure between two inner ears and lead to a broken ear drum."

the young woman is expected to regain her full hearing within about two months.

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