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... and a nazi death count. lots of plot spoilers here but this classic wwii movie was released in 1968. it featured richard burton and clint eastwood staging a daring raid on a castle where the nazis are holding an american general prisoner. (deluge of death video made by payndz.)
"broadsword calling danny boy". classic world war two movie made in 1968. some spoilers in this tribute by soundtrackcollector. info: "allied agents stage a daring raid on a castle where the nazis are holding an american general prisoner..." music: main theme from ost by ron goodwin.
...was it all worth it?
the crowd holds its breath...
this is an appeal on behalf of sufferers of the the little known but highly debilitating addiction. together we can stop it...
needless to say, no one accused them of laziness.
fine tune your bike, win the jumps and earn points.
part of the hometown hottie collection from maxim.
another australian ad done for a drink called dare.
this one also took me awhile to get!
several of the world's leaders are having an international peace conference in the swiss alps, in the fortress on the summit of sloashdakashane. the brain plans to use a catalytic immobilizer to freeze the world's leaders for 24 hours.
i didn't think there were enough gorillaz videos on the site... so... enjoy!
teamwork results in collective laziness
johnny carson, a legend.
1. when you get pulled over, say "what`s wrong, ossifer, there`s no blood in my alcohol!" 2. if he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to 70. 3. if he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the bonnet. 4. trip and fall into him. 5. accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away. 6. ask him if he ever worked in a prison. if he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was. 7. try to sell him your car. 8. ask if you can buy his car. 9. tell him you like men in uniform. 10. ask if you can borrow his uniform for a halloween party
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- call your bank and ask them to add your checking account onto the $700 billion government bail out plan. - find someone who is big into worrying about the threat of global warming, remind them of their own carbon dioxide and body heat contribution to the planet, and ask them to stop it. - ask a judge if you can get away with murder as long as you can convince a jury of your peers ahead of time that it is justified. - send a bill to every tv station, radio station, cell phone company, and satellite company, charging them an “access fee” for the waves they broadcast through your property. if they refuse payment, charge them with trespassing. - circulate a petition to put “intelligent human beings” on the endangered species list.
- pull into a gas station and use the window washer to wash your entire car. - ask a bank teller to break a $100 bill for you. then when asked how you want it done say, “in hundreds”. - call a political candidate’s campaign office and ask them for a donation to your non-candidacy. - ask a security guard how it feels knowing that in all the action movies the security guards are always the first to die. - when you get credit card offers in the mail, stuff the prepaid envelopes with toilet paper and mail them back. (whether you use new or used toilet paper is totally up to you.)
