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another prank from "just for laughs" where the kids cross the road for school.
crazy for crosses.
sweet drawing of a girl and a cross
meagan good posing with crossed arms.
a guy gets hit by two cars while trying to cross the road.
why did the chicken cross the road? with chickens this big, you don't ask.
how to cross a road in hyderabad, india.
michael showalter interviews another comedic genius, david cross.
a retarded guy cross dressing and dreaming of gay love? wtf????
that's... a lot of crosses.
how to cross a river in your suzuki, the right way.
charles martinet, voice of mario, plays animal crossing: city folk on wii with wiispeak.
dr. phil: the problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'this' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'other side' of the road. what we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'current' problems before adding 'new' problems. oprah: well, i understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. so instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, i'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. george w. bush : we don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. we just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. the chicken is either against us, or for us. there is no middle ground here. colin powell: now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road... john kerry: although i voted to let the chicken cross the road, i am now against it! it was the wrong road to cross, and i was misled about the chicken's intentions. i am not for it, and will remain against it. pat buchanan: to steal the job of a decent, hardworking american. dr seuss: did the chicken cross the road? did he cross it with a toad? yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed i've not been told. ernest hemingway: to die in the rain. alone. jerry falwell : because the chicken was gay! can't you people see the plain truth?' that's why they call it the 'other side.' yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. and if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. i say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side' . that chicken should not be crossing the road. it's as plain and as simple as that. barbara walters: isn't that interesting? in a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road. john lennon: imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.... bill gates: i have just released echicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. internet explorer is an integral part of echicken. this new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@
ok, so i live in this semi-rural area. we recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the deer crossing sign on our road. the reason: many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.
the voice of mario, charles martinet, plays animal crossing: city folk for wii with wiispeak. part 2
a pair of yobs made the mistake of attacking two apparent transvestites on a night out, only to discover that their supposed victims were cage fighters. dean gardener, 19, and jason fender, 22, set upon the cross-dressing men shortly after being involved in another street fight in swansea. cctv footage shows the pair approach one of the men – dressed in a pink wig, miniskirt and boob tube – before gardener throws a punch at him. but the fight is over in a matter of seconds as the other cage fighter, sporting a wig and a sparkling black dress, floors both the assailants with two lightning-quick punches. one of the cross-dressers then casually picks up his bag before the pair strut off, leaving gardener and fender lying on the pavement. the attackers are arrested by police as they stagger down the road. officers later learned the cross-dressers were actually cage fighters on a fancy dress stag night out. mark davies, defending at swansea magistrates’ court, said: “you know it cannot have been a good night when you get into a fight with two cross-dressing men. “unfortunately they were extremely drunk. they had been out drinking jugs of cocktails and fender had drunk at least 10 pints of cider.” both men admitted using abusive words and behaviour. they were electronically tagged and given a four-month community order and a curfew from 7am to 7pm. source
columbus, ohio - the school board of a small central ohio community voted unanimously friday to fire a teacher accused of preaching his christian beliefs despite staff complaints and using a device to burn the image of a cross on students' arms. school board members voted 5-0 to fire mount vernon middle school science teacher john freshwater. board attorney david millstone said freshwater is entitled to a hearing to challenge the dismissal.
cool awareness campaign by the red cross using outdoor ads mounted on flat bed trucks. looks great when everything lines up properly.
a french guiana court has jailed four church members for up to 12 years for the exorcism of an epileptic teenager who was found dead attached to a cross. the members of the celestial church of christ were jailed yesterday for terms of three to 12 years for "wilful violence that caused death'' for 15-year-old roger bosse in 2005 in the south american territory. the court heard that the mother of the boy, who suffered from mental illness, had brought him to the church for help and was told he was possessed by the devil. the church members beat the boy repeatedly over a three-day period with reeds and belts and attached him to a cross for the last two days, the position in which he died. a post-mortem examination showed that he had probably died from suffocation. the celestial church of christ was founded in the west african state of benin in 1947 and claims millions of adherents worldwide. source have any interesting articles you'd like to share? article request thread.
an edinburgh lollipop man (called crossing guards in america) has quit over claims he was told not to high-five children or give them sweets. john hunter, 69, who dished out chocolates on his birthday and at christmas, said pupils would line up to give him high-fives. but he decided to quit when he said he was told to stop both activities after two complaints from parents, reports the bbc. mr hunter said he was told by the council that giving out high-fives was a "health and safety risk". it is thought that one parent complained after john gave a chocolate with nuts to a child with a nut allergy by mistake. mr hunter took up the lollipop job at corstorphine primary school when he retired from his jobs as roads maintenance inspector with edinburgh city council ten years ago. he said: "this is the first complaint i've ever had in 37 years. now suddenly i'm a danger to these children. they said it's health and safety, but i can't see if it's the children's safety or mine. "i've built up a strong relationship with them over the years, and i'm going to miss them a lot. i was thinking about retiring anyway, so i've handed in my resignation. "but it's a rotten way to go. the children have made me promise to come back and tell jokes." an edinburgh city council spokeswoman said: "we are really sad that john is leaving his post. over the years, he has provided excellent service and a friendly smile to parents and pupils at corstorphine primary." source
so this is the hold up?
