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Video:Undercover Croc - Dangerous Encounters

undercover croc - dangerous encounters

reptile expert brady barr designs a unique protective suit that will allow him to work closely with unrestrained crocodiles in tanzania. but first, he tests the suit on other animals like grizzly bears, wolves and rodeo bulls.

Video:Croc Facts

croc facts

good to know. won't help you if you come face to face with one though.

  • Votes 3.8928/5
  • Views 2635
  • Comments 2
  • Date 7/22/2007
  • by GregP

Video:Man and Croc Are Friends

man and croc are friends

a costa rican man and his 16 foot crocodile are practically next to kin.

Video:Croc Snacking Allowed Sign

croc snacking allowed sign

dangle your child as the sign depicts.

Video:Killer Croc vs The Batman

killer croc vs the batman

the batman strikes #46

Video:Croc Almost A Crock

croc almost a crock

supersonic reflexes save this dude from losing his arm to a snappy croc!

Video:Croc Vs. Tiger

croc vs. tiger

this amazed me, to see a tiger and a croc fight - a rare occasion caught on tape.

Video:Steve Irwin Cries Over A Dead Croc

steve irwin cries over a dead croc

the "croc hunter" cries over losing a beloved crocodile.

Video:Look At The Size Of This Croc!

look at the size of this croc!

this picture was taken by a ktbs helicopter flying over st lucia in kzn, south africa ! that has to be a huge croc to have a whole buck (deer) in its mouth! this croc was found in the st lucia estuary , near a house. how would you like to meet this fella in the dark? never let it be said that we don't grow them big here . game wardens were forced to shoot the alligator- guess he wouldn't cooperate... people could hear the bellowing in the night. their neighbors had been telling them that they had seen a mammoth alligator in the waterway that runs behind their house, but they dismissed the stories as exaggerations. "i didn't believe it," he said. friday they realized the stories were, if anything, understated. parks and wildlife game wardens had to shoot the beast a 6'5" tall game warden with the parks and wildlife department, walks past a 23-foot, 1-inch croc that he shot and killed in their back yard. i bet steve erwin would not have jumped on this croc's back!

Video:giant croc?

giant croc?

note how small the person in bottom right corner is compared to the croc. real or fake?

Video:Brave Girl With Croc

brave girl with croc

cute asian girl plays around with a crocodile. i'm not entirely convinced that it's real though. the croc seems a little drugged to me. i always thought that if anything touched its tongue his mouth shuts automatically, but in this clip it doesn't. i don't know though.

Video:Croc Target Spent Week up Tree

croc target spent week up tree

cape york stockman david george has spent seven nights up a tree in a crocodile-infested swamp, bleeding and with little food - and lived to tell the tale.

the father-of-one and co-manager at silver plains cattle station yesterday told his remarkable tale of survival and rescue by chopper in rugged bushland near coen, in the state's remote far north.

"every night i was stalked by two crocs who would sit at the bottom of the tree staring up at me," mr george recalled yesterday.

"all i could see was two sets of red eyes below me and all night i had to listen to a big bull croc bellowing a bit further out. "i'd yell out at them, 'i'm not falling out of this tree for you bastards'." dazed and bleeding after a tumble from his horse earlier this month, the bushie had given the horse its head in the pre-dawn dark to get him home – only to find it had taken him more than a kilometre into the heart of a croc swamp.

"i had to get off the horse and fall on the long 8ft-high swamp grass to clear a path, when i fell straight into a crocodile nest," he said. "that spooked me. there were some monstrous tracks and the big ones are never far from the nest.

"i couldn't go back, it was too far and too dangerous, so i headed to the nearest high ground and stayed there, hoping someone would come and find me before the crocs did." he tried everything over the next few days to attract the attention of airborne search teams, including flashing sunlight off his tobacco tin, waving his shirt on a stick and spreading toilet paper in the tree branches.

"the scrub was that thick they could not see me through the foliage. it was very frustrating – they flew within 20 feet (6m) of me at one stage," he said. three days into his ordeal and his food supply of two meat sandwiches was gone.

"if i hadn't seen the crocs circling me, and if i hadn't fallen into the croc nest, i would have made a push for it. but i knew the safest thing was for me to sit tight and wait." on the eighth day of his ordeal, the missing stockman was found last wednesday after a search involving the australian army, police, ses crews from coen, cooktown, cairns and brisbane and aboriginal trackers.

"they gave me a cherry ripe chocolate bar after they winched me up to the chopper – it was like a gourmet meal," he said.

source: news.com

Video:Croc Attempts 12 Story Plunge And Survives

croc attempts 12 story plunge and survives

crocodile decides living in moscow is worse than death, attempts 12 story plunge and survives.

residents in the russian nuclear research town of sarov got a jaw-dropping surprise on tuesday when a crocodile fell from the twelfth-storey apartment of its owner, the emergency situations ministry said.

the one-metre (3.3-feet) caiman crocodile landed on a pavement after leaning too far out of the window of the apartment where it had lived for the last 15 years, the ria novosti news agency quoted an official with the local branch of the ministry as saying.

frightened passers-by called the emergency services and rescuers managed to lasso the stunned animal and take it to a shelter for stray pets.it was soon returned to its owner, unharmed apart from damage to one of its teeth, the official said.

located in nizhny novgorod province east of moscow, sarov was the birthplace of the soviet union's first nuclear weapons and today is home to the russian federal nuclear centre.

source: news.yahoo.com

Video:CaptionThis 3 - Croc v kid

captionthis 3 - croc v kid

place a great caption to this picture in your comments!

  • Votes 3.7598/5
  • Views 1587
  • Comments 3
  • Date 9/8/2005
  • by yan55

Video:Croc Family Comics

croc family comics

just some funny comics i came across.

Video:Croc Eats Dog

croc eats dog

this pooch looks less than amused.

Video:Steve Irwin (The Croc Hunter) Has Died.

steve irwin (the croc hunter) has died.

in memory of steve irwin.

Video:Steve Irwin: Croc Heaven

steve irwin: croc heaven

a tribute to a man whose enthusiasm for life inspired us all. i never thought this could happen, he seemed invincible. so, i spent my day off making this meager tribute. my condolences to the family, he will be missed. note: this is not intended to make fun of steve, but to celebrate what made him unique. -humbleego please visit http://ripsteveirwin.co.nr and give a few words to steve.

Video:Cyril makes a croc appear out of thin air

cyril makes a croc appear out of thin air

amazing magic trick, if in fact it is a trick.

Video:Croc Express

croc express

the former hunter's bus.

Video:Croc and Baby

croc and baby

the kid has reason to look upset.

Video:Croc's Lunch

croc's lunch

it really gives the impression that she is a gonner.

Video:Croc & Frog

croc & frog

what a daring frog

Video:Croc Hunter Fed Ex Commercial

croc hunter fed ex commercial

steve irwin from the crocodile hunter extolls the virtues of fedex...


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