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Video:Ace Ventura - Opening Credits

ace ventura - opening credits

the opening credits scene of "ace ventura : pet detective"

Video:David Mitchell On The Credit Crisis

david mitchell on the credit crisis

david mitchell explains the credit crisis on mock the week

Video:How Credit Cards are Made

how credit cards are made

how credit cards are made

Video:Just Friends Credits

just friends credits

this is the credits where ryan reynolds sings "i swear".

Video:Portal Credits

portal credits

the song "still alive" from the ending credits in portal. the cake is a lie.

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  • Date 10/11/2007
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Video:Dawn of The Dead (2004) - Opening Credits

dawn of the dead (2004) - opening credits

this is the opening credits to the remake of dawn of the dead, basicly its a complilation of riot footage with a johnny cash song playing in the back.

Video:American Express Offers Credit Card To Cat

american express offers credit card to cat

as americans' credit card debt steadily rises, card companies continue to dole out applications offering more. but how much consideration, if any, goes into the offers?

as one glen burnie woman learned, even her house cat is deserving.

last month marilyn hecox's 4-year-old black domestic short-hair, samson, received an offer for the american express rewards plus gold card.

"at first it's funny. then you get a little nervous about it," mrs. hecox said, sitting in her dining room and thumbing through the application with a puzzled look on her face while samson sat at the door waiting to be let outside.

"as the membership criteria at american express remains stringent, the rewards plus gold card is difficult to acquire for all but the most financially disciplined," the application letter starts off.

really?

ms. hecox said samson is a good boy, but has no financial history.

american express spokesman kim forde couldn't comment on the offer to samson, but said it was not the company's intention to provide credit for a cat. she planned to follow up with ms. hecox.

"mistakes happen," ms. forde said.

this isn't the first time ms. hecox has gotten a strange offer from credit card companies. she has received applications for her children and even her late husband - mistakes she understood, sort of. but she has trouble grasping how a cat could get one.

the card offer is riddled with praise for samson, touting his financial prowess, assuring him that he's "earned this recognition":

"only a select group of people will ever carry the rewards plus gold card. it instantly identifies you as someone special - one who has earned a superior degree of financial freedom."

"it really goes on about how great a credit record he could have," ms. hecox said. "how could they say that?"

she said she never applied for an american express card and neither did her daughter tanya, who lives in alexandria, va. the card application was sent to alexandria even though samson has lived in glen burnie for years - a minor mix-up considering the circumstances.

"all of us have been mystified as to how they got his name and my daughter's address," ms. hecox said.

according to the federal reserve, americans were carrying $2 trillion in credit card debt in september, a $300 billion increase since 2000.

ms. hecox said she considered sending in samson's application.

"i've thought about it, just to see what would happen," she said.

would a cat be expected to pay?

hometown annapolis

Video:Dodgeball - Credits

dodgeball - credits

white goldman (ben stiller) dances for you.

Video:Glory - Closing Credits

glory - closing credits

composed by james horner and featuring the boys choir of harlem.

Video:Smart Kid Steals His Dad's Credit Card

smart kid steals his dad's credit card

kid goes out on a spending binge.

Video:Zelda - Ocarina Of Time End Credits

zelda - ocarina of time end credits

this the end song from ocarina of time like it says... like i've said before post for any zelda requests.

Video:will it blend - credit cards

will it blend - credit cards

the ultimate debt elimination program! try it at home ;)

Video:Credit Card Fraud

credit card fraud

i don't how many of you shop at tesco (uk), but this may be useful to know.

i am sending this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as i have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

this happened to me at tesco and it could happen to you. here's how the scam works:

two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. they both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. it is impossible not to look.

when you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'no' and instead ask you for a ride to another tesco. you agree and they get in the back seat. on the way, they start having sex with each other. then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

i had my wallet stolen last tuesday, wednesday, twice on thursday, again on saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

Video:Credit Carded

credit carded

the little boy receives a powerful blow to his most delicate region - agony, discomfort, and uncertainty subsequent the occasion. documented and consigned to posterity.

Video:Stolen Credit Card Check

stolen credit card check

don't fall prey!

Video:Untangling Credit Default Swop

untangling credit default swop

untangling credit default swop

Video:2006 Credit Crunch Warning

2006 credit crunch warning

in 2006 this guy warns of the credit crunch to come. people laugh at him.

Video:Credit Card Bill

credit card bill

in january 2000, a man received a bill for his, as yet unused credit card, stating that he owed $0.00. he ignored it and threw it away. in february, he received another and threw that one away, too. the following month the credit card company sent him a very nasty note stating that they were going to cancel his card if he didn't send them $0.00. he called them and was told that it was a computer error, and that they would take care of it. the following month he decided that it was about time that he tried out the troublesome credit card, figuring that if there were purchases on his account it would put an end to his ridiculous predicament. however, in the first store when he produced his credit card in payment for his purchases, he found that his card had been cancelled. he called the credit card company who apologized for the computer error once again, and was told that they would take care of it. the next day he got a bill for $0.00 stating that payment was now overdue. assuming that having spoken to the credit card company only the previous day, the latest bill was yet another mistake he ignored it, trusting that the company would be as good as their word and sort the problem out. the next month he got a bill for $0.00 stating that he had 10 days to pay his account or the company would have to take steps to recover the debt. finally giving in, he thought he would beat the company at their own game by mailing them a check for $0.00. the computer duly processed his account and returned a statement to the effect that he now owed the credit card company nothing at all. a week later, the man's bank called him asking him what he was doing writing a check for $0.00. after a lengthy explanation, the bank replied that the $0.00 check had caused their check processing software to fail. the bank could not now process any checks from any of their customers that day because the check for $0.00 was causing the computer to crash. the following month the man received a letter from the credit card company claiming that his check had bounced and that he now owed them $0.00, and unless he sent a check they would be taking steps to recover the debt. the man, who had been considering buying his wife a computer for her birthday, bought her a typewriter instead.

Video:Do You Take This Credit Card?

do you take this credit card?

jerusalem (reuters) - guests at an israeli wedding hall can now insert a credit card into a machine at its entrance, tap in a sum and leave a gift for the bride and groom.

"it's new in israel and the world," aya alon kaufman of the gan oranim hall in tel aviv said on israel's channel 10 television. "it's very convenient ... guests can give a gift even if they forget their chequebooks."

she said couples pay 500 shekels ($155) to rent the device, which resembles an automated teller machine, and the recorded funds are transferred into their bank account the next day.

the machine, shown being used in the television report, prints out a "deposit" slip with the guest's name, which can be put into an envelope along with a congratulatory note and inserted into a slot in the device for the couple to retrieve.

rather than bring boxed gifts, guests at israeli weddings usually leave cash or cheques in envelopes they slip into a safe placed at the reception hall's door.

source

Video:Portal - Credits Song 'Still Alive'

portal - credits song 'still alive'

the cake is a lie

Video:Intro Credits for Paprika

intro credits for paprika

thanks to haloizgod, who reminded me of this great anime by satoshi kon.

Video:Talladega Nights - End Credits

talladega nights - end credits

one of my favorite movies!

Video:Credit Report

credit report

commercials using a badger to depict sales people. pretty realistic i would say, and i am not promoting this dealer, just some funny commercials.

Video:Onion News: 911 Credit

onion news: 911 credit

an al qaeda representative says that claims the u.s. government was behind the attacks on sept. 11th are demeaning to al qaeda.


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