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Video:Japanese Ice-Cream

japanese ice-cream

a strange japanese ice-cream commercial.

Video:Lady Sovereign - Ice Cream Truck

lady sovereign - ice cream truck

sov posing in an ice cream truck.

Video:Cream Reunion Tour - White Room

cream reunion tour - white room

cream's 2005 reunion tour.

Video:Ganja Ice Cream

ganja ice cream

how to make weed ice cream

Video:Berries & Cream Little Lad Dance

berries & cream little lad dance

the berries and cream guy!

Video:Peter Kay - The Ice Cream Man Cometh

peter kay - the ice cream man cometh

funny clip from "that peter kay thing" following the constant daily struggle of the ice cream man.

Video:Sexy Ice Cream

sexy ice cream

this ice-cream is so sexy that you'll scream for something else.

Video:Lady Sovereign - Ice Cream Truck 2

lady sovereign - ice cream truck 2

lady sovereign in front of an ice cream truck, in black and white.

Video:Carmen Electra - Ice Cream

carmen electra - ice cream

carmen looking cute with an ice cream cone.

Video:Shave Cream

shave cream

the shaving cream while sleeping prank is pulled of perfect here. owned!

Video:Cold Cream

cold cream

little davie watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

"why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.

"to make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

"what's the matter?" asked little davie. "giving up?"

  • Votes 3.7952/5
  • Views 574
  • Comments 1
  • Date 3/31/2007
  • by GregP

Video:Ice Cream Man

ice cream man

this has got to be the ugliest ice cream man i have ever seen. i got this clip off one of my favorite websites, 'diagnosed with immaturity'. the camera man was laughing too hard to film it i think.

Video:Woman Tricked Into Sex With Old Penis Cream Treatment Routine

woman tricked into sex with old penis cream treatment routine

this is just one of those stories that make you go, "you're kidding me."

in this case, either the old words of p.t. barnum hold true, or this woman was being vindictive. hopefully the latter is the case, for the sake of humanity.

the story began when an uk schoolteacher, from harverfordwest, discovered white rashes on herself and feared it was typhoid. somehow, she apparently brought this up in conversation with an airline pilot she met before, fadi sbano (38), who told her he knew a gynecologist and a treatment for her rash.

his prescribed remedy? apply a special ointment to the end of his penis, and apply it to the woman.

with such sound medical advice, beyond no surprise the teacher didn't find it odd and decided to let mr. sbano apply said medical cream to her...for 9 months.

the woman now claims that she found out mr. sbano was faking the story, didn't have a gynecologist friend who said to apply the cream to her vaginal area with his penis and simply misled her to have sex on his own terms.

in the jury case, details of the "treatment sessions" came to light.

sbano allegedly said he had detailed medical conversations with his doctor friend from day to day, being told how often to have intercourse with the teacher and whether to thrust "slowly or quickly" when administering the special ointment.

according to the special prosecutor in the case, huw rees:

"when the insertions took place, and depending on the instructions of his friend, he would thrust slowly or quickly for anything from one to ten minutes."

"it began to dawn on her that he had devised this treatment in order to have sex with her on his terms."

now sbaro is being held on count of possible rape by deception, of which he denies the allegations and says the teacher is making the story up.

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Video:Espressos, Bikinis & Lewd Acts With Whipped Cream

espressos, bikinis & lewd acts with whipped cream

everett, wa — a police investigation into an everett bikini espresso stand is about politics, not prostitution, the owner of the stand said thursday.

bill wheeler said everett police are targeting grab-n-go espresso because the city is trying to push through an anti-bikini stand statute. wheeler owns at least four bikini espresso stands in snohomish county.

five baristas at grab-n-go were charged wednesday with multiple counts of prostitution and violating the city's adult entertainment ordinance after a two-month undercover police investigation.

investigators said they saw the women exposing themselves, performing lewd acts with whipped cream and posing naked for pictures in the grab-n-go at 8015 broadway. no arrests have been made.

police allegations that five baristas were charging up to $80 to strip down and flash customers while fixing lattes and mochas are untrue, wheeler said.

“we're waiting to read the reports ourselves,” he said.

the women who work at the stands each signed an agreement guaranteeing that they will not behave inappropriately, wheeler said. employees who are caught breaking that agreement would immediately be placed on what wheeler described as “administrative leave.”

wheeler also told king-5 news that police “trumped up these charges” after officers had romantically pursued the baristas and been rebuffed.

he declined to comment on whether the accused women are still working at the stand.

the women are expected to be arraigned in everett municipal court in a few weeks.

the news that some women at the stand off broadway might be selling more than coffee rocketed to national attention thursday. by lunchtime, “grab-n-go espresso” was no. 5 on google's list of most popular search phrases in the u.s.

gossip maven perez hilton gave it a mention on his web site, adding, “you won't see that at your local starbucks.”

all the attention didn't seem to be hurting sales thursday, where baristas appeared to be doing a brisk business. several men in trucks waited in line just after lunch for espresso and an eyeful of the baristas wearing bikinis — not the thongs and pasties they sported last week.

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Video:Acid Ice Cream (Sign)

acid ice cream (sign)

enjoy.

Video:Very Good Cream

very good cream

really makes a difference.

Video:Cream Inferno!

cream inferno!

japanese game show where the man has to do his daily chores without reacting to some unusual interruptions...

Video:Seagull Steals Ice Cream

seagull steals ice cream

i was looking forward to that!

Video:Motivational Poster-  Skin Cream

motivational poster- skin cream

i use this stuff daily so i can go outside at night.

Video:TV Reporter: Ass Cream Vendor

tv reporter: ass cream vendor

a hot news anchor misspeaks.

  • Votes 4.4121/5
  • Views 2660
  • Comments 16
  • Date 10/20/2008
  • by jim

Video:Feces Found in Ice Cream

feces found in ice cream

sydney (reuters) - a bitter row has broken out between one of sydney's largest tourist pubs and a family of five who accused chefs of serving human excrement in their gelato after they complained about noise during a football match.

state government food minister ian macdonald confirmed on wednesday that frozen fecal matter had been found in a serving of chocolate gelato offered to placate pub patron steve whyte and his wife jessica, who became "violently ill" after eating it.

"the stench went through my nostrils, i retched and spat it into the napkin," jessica whyte told the daily telegraph newspaper, recounting what local media are calling "gelati-gate."

the tainted sweet was allegedly served up at the coogee bay hotel, one of sydney's largest and most popular beachfront hotels, located just a few minutes south of bondi beach.

the pub has denied serving excrement to the whyte's after they complained they were unable to hear a televised football game due to loud music, with both the chef and restaurant manager volunteering for dna tests to prove their innocence.

both sides have accused the other of money seeking, with the whyte's claiming they were offered a$5,000 ($3,240) in hush money by pub general manager tony williams, while they in turn were accused of trying to negotiate up to a$1 million in damages.

the argument over accusations of "kitchen revenge" has shocked australians, leading into an expected searing, gelato-friendly summer, capturing national headlines for days.

macdonald said dna analysis would now be done to determine if the sample was of human or animal origin as police and food authorities investigate the case.

"obviously, we are keeping an open mind and do not want to pre-empt this investigation in any manner," he said.

the eastern sydney hotel is standing by staff and on tuesday said its own lab tests on the chocolate gelato tub had found no evidence of contamination.

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Video:Duet Ice Cream: Obama

duet ice cream: obama

black in white...
chocolate in vanilla...
yay, more offensive foreign products!

Video:Bacon Ice Cream

bacon ice cream

have yet to see this flavor.


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