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mmm...crawl to me baby.
lewis black doesn't like the crawl. you know that insidious scrolling text at the bottom of the screen that distracts you from the reason you tuned into that particular station.
it was late at night and heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 3 year old daughter, katelyn. when heidi started to go into labor she called "911". due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call.
the house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked katelyn to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. very diligently, katelyn did as she was asked.
heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while connor was born. the paramedic lifted him by his feet, and spanked him on his bottom. connor began to cry.
the paramedic then thanked katelyn for her help, and asked the wide eyed 3 year old katelyn what she thought about what she had just witnessed. katelyn quickly responded,
"he shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. spank him again!"
a maine man caught peering up at a girl from below an outhouse toilet seat four years ago stands accused of crawling into another pit toilet on white mountain national forest property in new hampshire. a federal affidavit indicates a 49-year-old man confessed to repeating his previous act on memorial day. federal agents sought the man out after a 9-year-old boy saw him climbing out of a toilet at the hastings campground. two witnesses saw him walk away from the outhouse. forest service special agent william fors wrote that the man initially said he climbed into the waste-filled pit to retrieve a t-shirt. four years ago, he said he was retrieving his wedding ring. fors wrote the man eventually confessed climbing into outhouse pits on more than two occasions. source have any interesting articles you'd like to share? article request thread.
for the time-poor londoner, it is the ultimate way to combine fresh air and exercise with a relaxing drink after work. the pub crawler, a mobile bar propelled by the pedal power of its customers, is being hired out for up to £1,500 a time for tours between the capital's pubs. it can accommodate 12 people - 10 guests who sit on bar stools with pedals so they can drink as they travel from venue to venue and, for safety's sake, a professional two-man crew who steer. the pub crawler was introduced to london by 35-year-old luke robertson after he saw a similar contraption while holidaying in the baltics. he said: "i commissioned a friend, who's an engineer, to design and build it from some photographs i had taken. it took around four months to perfect." the pub crawler is legally classified as a quad cycle, so it can be used on public roads. it does not need a drinks licence because customers are not sold any alcohol while they are on board. instead, the cost of the drinks bought at pubs en route is included in the hire price, which ranges from £450 to £1,500. mr robertson said: "the funniest reactions are from people on the street who've had too much to drink. they think they're hallucinating. it's quite a surreal sight. one guy we passed on the king's road stood there dumbfounded for about five minutes." recent clients have included a group of executives from insurance company general re. they began their trip at the drayton arms in south kensington and during the evening pedalled as far as the pig's ear in chelsea, stopping off at pubs along the way. pa claire belcher, 28, who organised the trip, found it was an excellent team-bonding exercise. "everyone really enjoyed it, although there was a hairy moment when we were about three inches from taking off the side of someone's very smart car," she said. "i think it was a bentley. the people inside gave us a very worrying look. "we generated a lot of interest - a few drivers wound down their windows and asked us for a beer and people stopped to take pictures of us on their mobiles." source: thisislondon.co.uk
she looks like the turtle with all the rabbits running by...
from the spider-man motion picture soundtrack. great song.
this is where he detox's properly.
