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Video:Change Your Course Now - Military

change your course now - military

this is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a us naval ship with canadian authorities off the coast of newfoundland in october, 1995.

radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations on november 10, 1995.

americans: please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

canadians: recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

americans: this is the captain of a us navy ship. i say again, divert your course.

canadians: no. i say again, you divert your course.

americans: this is the aircraft carrier uss lincoln, the second largest ship in the united states' atlantic fleet. we are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels. i demand that you change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

canadians: this is a lighthouse. your call.

  • Votes 3.6486/5
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  • Comments 3
  • Date 1/29/2007
  • by deji

Video:Golf Course Turtle

golf course turtle

a turtle on a golf course gets a ball stuck in a very uncomfortable place. thanks mthunter.

Video:More Colleges Offering Video Game Courses

more colleges offering video game courses

more and more, video game-related courses are being offered in colleges around the country in response to the digital media industry's appetite for skilled workers and the tastes of a new generation of students raised on game boy and xbox.

animation i, cognition & gaming and computer music are being offered as part of the year-old minor in game studies at rpi, one of dozens of schools that have added courses or degree programs related to video gaming in recent years.

rpi, which plans to offer a major in the field next year, graduated 27 gaming minors in its first year and expects a jump this year.

"the concept of designing good video games, or designing good human-computer interactions — that's what i'm interested in," said chelsea hash, a senior with a video game minor and a major in electronic arts.

from brooklyn's pratt institute to the university of colorado, at least 50 schools around the country now offer courses in video game study, development or design, according to industry groups.

some of the schools offer full-blown academic programs. the university of washington offers a certificate in game design; the art institute of phoenix gives a bachelor of arts in game art and design; and the university of pennsylvania has a master's in computer graphics and game technology.

jason della rocca, executive director of the international game developers association, said the high number of schools adding programs in the past few years shows how the game industry is maturing.

della rocca said that in the early "space invader" days of game development, one developer could mentor a handful of workers. now, games can cost $10 million to develop and require 200 workers, making the industry hungrier for specialized skills.

rpi humanities dean john harrington said the idea of teaching about video games in college "brings out the puritan in some people," but he said the technology-oriented school can't afford to ignore the booming field of digital media.

administrators at rpi say they developed a serious academic program that marries technology and creativity.

marc destefano, who teaches the psychology of play, system dynamics and game theory in his introductory course, wants students to appreciate the interplay of mechanics, dynamics and aesthetics that he says makes a video game work — be it pac-man or resident evil.

it's not all about design, however: katherine isbister teaches students about the social and emotional aspects of gaming. her research lab looks more like a teen's dream living room with sectional sofa, plasma-screen tv and a shelf full of video games. less obvious are the cameras that can focus on players' faces.

many of the academic programs at rpi and elsewhere are still new and are just starting to become a feeder system for the $10 billion-a-year video game industry.

della rocca compares it to the emergence of film studies programs decades ago. dismissed at first, they now produce big-name directors in a field now considered by many to be a serious art form.

"just like when rock and roll came of age everybody wanted to be a rock star, as video games have come of age, everyone wants to be a developer," said carolyn rauch, senior vice president of the entertainment software association.

:: anathema ::

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Video:Parent Training Course

parent training course

okay, so you want to be a parent. i don't have any hangups on that. however, it must be warned to you that maybe you should take these 11 tests before thinking about having a "little bundle of joy" because i can tell you, this will suck.

car test: forget the roler, it's the station wagon for you. buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment and leave it there. then get a pencil and stick it into the cassette player. take a family size tub on deep fried chips and mash them into the back seat followed up by running a rake along both sets of doors. now after driving the sabotaged vehicle 130 000 miles with a second engine, try and trade it in.

dressing test: obtain one large, unhappy live giant squid and attempt to stuff it into a small net bag at all times making sure that all the arms stay inside.

stink test: smear honey, peanut butter and soy sauce all over the sofa and curtains. place a fish stick and hermit crab behind the couch and leave both there for the entire summer.

feeding test: obtain a large plastic milk jug and fill it half way with water. suspend it from the ceiling on a cord and start the jug swinging. try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal into the "mouth" of the jug whilst pretending it's a helicopter. now dump part of the contents of the jug over your head and the rest on the floor.

ingenuity test: take a tube of toilet paper and turn it into an easter candle using only sticky tape and a piece of foil. take and egg carton and make it into a happy rhino using only a pair of scissors and a pot of paint. take a milk carton, and empty cereal box and a ping-pong ball to make an exact replica of the eiffel tower.

land-mine test: get your partner to spread a giant box of lego all over the house then put on a blindfold then endeavor to walk to the kitchen. don't scream as this will wake up a child at night.

night test: prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8 to 12 pounds of sand then soak it thoroughly in water. at 3pm start waltzing and humming with the bag until 9pm. lay down the bag and set the alarm for 10pm. get up and pick up the bag and sing every song you know. make up about a dozen more sing these until 4am then set the alarm for 5am. get up and make breakfast doing this entire procedure for the next 5 years. look happy during the time you are doing this.

physical test(for men): go to your nearest chemist and set your wallet on the counter. ask teh shop assistant to help herself. now proceed to the nearest supermarket. go to the office and arrange your paycheck to be directly deposited to the store and purchase a race guide. go home and read it quietly. it will be the last time ever.

physical test(for women): take a large bean bag and attach it to the front of your clothes. leave it there for nine months. now remove 10 beans from it. try not to notice the large closet full of clothes you have since you won't be wearing any of them for a while.

shopping test: borrow a couple of small animals such as goats, ferrets or tasmanian devils and take them with you as you shop. always keep them in your sight, paying for anything they eat or damage.

warn-off test: find a couple who already have a small child and lecture them on how they can improve their method of bringing up the child including paitence, discipline, table manners and toilet training. enjoy the experience for the last time in order to have an opportunity to get all the answers.

if you complete the course, well done. not pleasant, is it? now you know what it really is like to have a baby. adios.

Video:Japanese Obstacle Course Winner

japanese obstacle course winner

this guy was the champion, look at what he went through from the beginning to the end. more then 100 contestants he won. these game shows are sometimes shown on g4tv and espn2. enjoy.

Video:Cool golf course

cool golf course

just be careful of the water hazard.

Video:George Carlin - Golf Courses for the Homeless

george carlin - golf courses for the homeless

stand up comedy from one of america's greatest

Video:Bush - It's Never Been Stay The Course

bush - it's never been stay the course

in a very rare occurrence, president bush contradicts himself...

Video:New College Courses For Men As Prepared By Women

new college courses for men as prepared by women

1... combating stupidity
2... you, too, can do housework
3... pms: learn when to keep your mouth shut
4... how to fill an ice tray
5... we do not want sleazy underthings for christmas: give us money
6... understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00am
7... wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "don't wash my silks")
8... parenting: no, it doesn't end with conception
9... get a life: learn to cook
10... how not to act like an asshole when you're obviously wrong
11... spelling: even you can get it right
12... understanding your financial incompetence
13... you: the weaker sex.
14... reasons to give flowers.
15. how to stay awake after sex.
16... why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom.
17... garbage: getting it to the curb.
18... you can fall asleep without it if you really try.
19... the morning dilemma if it's awake: take a shower.
20... i'll wear it if i damn well please.
21... how to put the toilet lid down (formerly titled "no, it's not a bidet")
22... "the weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms.
23... give me a break: why we know your excuses are bullshit
24... how to go shopping with your mate and not get lost
25... the remote control: overcoming your dependency
26... romanticism: ideas other than sex.
27... helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
28... mother-in-laws: they are people too
29... male bonding: leaving your friends at home
30... you, too, can be a designated driver.
31... seeing the true you (formerly titled "no, you don't look like brad pitt when naked").
32... changing your underwear: it really works
33... the attainable goal: omitting tits from your vocabulary
34... fluffing the blankets after flatulating is not necessary
35... techniques of calling home.
36... introductory foreplay: the drive home does not count.

Video:Golf Course Airhorn & The Burgulars

golf course airhorn & the burgulars

two clips from jackass the movie. the golf course airhorn, and the burglars.

Video:Fire Helicopters At A Golf Course For Water

fire helicopters at a golf course for water

fire helicopters fill up with water at a golf course...valencia california oct/22/07.

  • Votes 4.4933/5
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  • Comments 23
  • Date 10/24/2007
  • by Jr

Video:Golf Course Uses Llamas As Caddies

golf course uses llamas as caddies

cedar mountain, n.c., july 29 (upi) -- officials at a north carolina golf course said they have taken to using rented llamas as caddies for members.

the sherwood golf course in cedar mountain, n.c., said the llamas are available for caddying tuesdays for a fee of $40 for nine holes, wspa-tv, spartanburg, s.c., reported wednesday.

mark english, owner of the golf club, said the llamas have proven a hit with golfers and he is hoping to spread the llama program to other area golf courses. he said while doing his research in preparing for the llamas he discovered another golf course in pinehurst, n.c., that replaced its caddies with llamas years ago.

english said the llamas may not be able to give golfing advice in english, but the animals can agree with a club choice by stomping on the ground.

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Video:University Opens Porn Course

university opens porn course

a university in taiwan has opened a course to teach students how to appreciate and analyze porn movies.

the mass communication department of providence university opened the course this semester, reports united daily news.

to pass the course, students must give a 15 minute presentation in which they analyze an audience's psychological reaction to a porn clip from an academic perspective.

one worried student, who did not wish to be named, commented: "if i get a very good score in this course, i don't know how i'll explain it to my parents."

when registering for the voluntary course, students signed a paper agreeing that if the scenes were too explicit, they could choose to leave the classroom

the teacher, assistant professor miss chen mingmei, said no students had ever left her class but some would briefly cover their eyes during the stronger scenes.

more than 50 students registered for the course, and most of them confessed that they had watched porn videos before.

curiosity was given as the main reason for taking the course and most admitted their parents did not know what they were studying.

another student admitted: "i am really worried my parents will see the score report when it is mailed home. i won't know what to say if i get a high score.

"however if i fail the course, i can speak to my parents and suggest that maybe i should watch more porn."

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Video:Americans: 'Divert YOUR Course!'

americans: 'divert your course!'

this is an actual transcript of one time when americans and canadians confronted each other by radio on water. both parties argue over who will divert their course (to avoid colliding).

the us naval ship is stubborn not to divert their course ... until it's made a fool of.

Video:Kid Golfers, Strippers Share Golf Course

kid golfers, strippers share golf course



broomfield, colo. - a close encounter between flirtatious strippers and children playing in a golf tournament was the result of "mistiming," golf course officials said tuesday as they apologized to parents.

the scantily clad women spilled out of a limousine as the youngsters were finishing their game as part of the gold crown junior golf association tournament monday. tournament officials said they were not warned the strippers would be arriving before the end of the game for children, who ranged in age from 7 to 12.

the women were part of shotgun willie's charity golf tournament to benefit breast cancer. the strippers were to serve as caddies to patron's of the strip club. a club manager said there were 144 golfers and 70 caddies.

a woman told kusa-tv the event drew curious questions from her children, who asked her why the men joining the strippers had water guns and why the women wore only their underwear. kusa said the woman declined to be identified.

eagle trace golf course manager evelyn koch says the women were forbidden from going topless and that they were just flirting with the men.

"i cannot tell you the girls didn't flash out there but it wasn't a free-for-all," koch said. she said the shotgun willie's crowd and the young golfers had to share the same clubhouse while the children had lunch because their tournament started later than expected.

still, she said the broomfield golf course was sorry children were present when the strippers arrived.

golf course instructor dustin moser said some of the strippers "got a little out of control" but that it happened after the children had left.

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Video:Fox News - Profiling Muslims Is Good (Of Course It's Fox)

fox news - profiling muslims is good (of course it's fox)

fox news of course pushing their agenda for profiling of muslims. who's next? irish? mexicans? blacks? asians?

Video:Woman Dies After Falling In Hole on Golf Course in Hokkaido

woman dies after falling in hole on golf course in hokkaido

a 38-year-old woman from sapporo died thursday after falling into a hole while playing golf with her husband and their children at a golf course in hokkaido, local police and firefighters said. takae gassho was walking down a fairway at the le petaw golf club in the town of abira at around 2:20 p.m. when the ground caved in and she fell into a hole about 4 to 5 meters deep, according to police.

gassho was playing golf with her 40-year-old husband and their two sons, aged 13 and 10, and was walking with the younger son when she fell into the hole, about 1.5 meters in diameter at the surface level and some 3.5 meters in diameter at the bottom. local firefighters who reached gassho found her lying face down on the bottom where there was water, which may have come from a nearby pond as a result of soil erosion. the golf facility, located some 20 kilometers from new chitose airport, is closed during the winter due to snow and had reopened last saturday. one employee said, ‘‘there was no hole until today.’’

Video:Squirrel Obstacle Course

squirrel obstacle course

looks fun.

Video:Squirrel Obstacle Course

squirrel obstacle course

looks fun.

Video:Crazy Squirrel Obstacle Course

crazy squirrel obstacle course

squirrel goes james bond for peanuts.

Video:USS Montana: Divert YOUR Course!

uss montana: divert your course!

the uss montana [us naval ship] has a bit of trouble with directions when dealing with some canadian authorities. this is a video clip version of this radio transcript. thanks, tune.

Video:Instructions At A Golf Course

instructions at a golf course

lad they posted that. i kept hooking my balls befor i read this ... or was i slicing them? i can never tell.

  • Votes 4.0368/5
  • Views 3554
  • Comments 5
  • Date 11/30/2007
  • by GregP

Video:Off Course

off course

someone wasn't paying attention to wheere they were going.

  • Votes 4.3772/5
  • Views 3399
  • Comments 8
  • Date 7/24/2007
  • by GregP

Video:Greek Army Obstacle Course

greek army obstacle course

not very impressive...


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