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Video:Chaser - Cannibal Corpse

chaser - cannibal corpse

the chaser's war on everything lounge cover of cannibal corpse's 'rancid amputation'

Video:Cannibal Corpse - Make Them Suffer

cannibal corpse - make them suffer

awesome song make them suffer from death metal band cannibal corpse.

Video:Cannibal Corpse Member Discusses WoW

cannibal corpse member discusses wow

the lead singer of cannibal corpse is being interviewed, then goes on about playing world of warcraft.

Video:Mexican Takes Corpse For Motorbike Ride

mexican takes corpse for motorbike ride

a motorcyclist with a helmet-wearing corpse strapped to his back crashed in the mexican city of tijuana on the u.s. border on friday and fled on foot, setting off a police murder hunt.

the unidentified driver was trying to ride with the body through the center of tijuana, south of san diego, california., when he lost control rounding a curve.

he fled the scene, leaving the dead passenger on the curb. police said the corpse, which had head injuries and bore strangulation marks, had died at least six hours earlier.

"when the police arrived they took the helmet off the corpse, believing at first that he had died in the crash," said francisco castro, a spokesman for the baja california state police's homicide division.

"but he had adhesive tape stuck to his face, a knife wound to his forehead, and showed signs of strangulation," he added.

castro said the dead man had wraps of methamphetamine in his pocket and an unkempt appearance, which led investigators to believe the killing was drug related.

"we think the killer was trying to take the body to a more deserted area to dispose of it," he said.

reuters

Video:Corpse Sex Display Criticized

corpse sex display criticized



an new exhibition by controversial anatomist gunther von hagens showing two corpses having sexual intercourse has met with criticism.

the german entrepreneur, who describes himself as a plastinator, has earned international fame for his body worlds shows which feature human cadavers arranged in lifelike poses.

but his latest project cycle of life, which opens in berlin today, has been condemned as indecent and offensive for arranging two dead bodies as if they were making love.

a group of cross-party german mps have called for the work to be withdrawn.

"love and death are obvious topics for art but i find it quite disgusting to use them in this way," the social democrat member fritz felegentreu was quoted as saying in the guardian.

alice strover, a green party representative, said the installation was "over the top and should not be shown".

von hagens has defended his piece, insisting it is not intended to be sexually stimulating and the models gave their consent to the pose. but this is not the first time he has provoked controversy. in 2002 he went ahead with the first public autopsy in 170 years in britain, despite concerns that he could be arrested.

he was once accused of using the bodies of executed prisoners from china in his plastination process and in 2004 he returned seven corpses which had head injuries because he said he could not prove they had not been executed.

the scientist's technique, which involves removing body fluids and fat from corpses and replacing them with plastic resin, has made him a multi-millionaire.

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Video:Tech Accused of Abusing Elderly Corpse

tech accused of abusing elderly corpse

teaneck, n.j. — a teaneck hospital lab technician has been jailed after being accused of sexually abusing the corpse of a 92-year-old woman, authorities say.

authorities said a security guard allegedly saw anthony merino, 24, of manhattan, engaging in sexual activity with the body in the holy name hospital morgue on sunday.

bergen county officials charged merino with desecrating human remains, which is punishable by up to 10 years in state prison.

a judge set bail at $400,000 and required merino to undergo a psychological exam.

merino, who had only worked at holy name as a per diem employee for 14 days, was immediately fired, the hospital said in a statement. the woman's next of kin also were informed after his arrest

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Video:Funeral Director Charged With Corpse Abuse

funeral director charged with corpse abuse

houston, oct. 7 -- houston police said they obtained photos of a funeral director touching the feet of a female corpse with his penis.

investigators said the photos, which date back five years, depict james howard patton, 38, who was removed from his position with earthman funeral home when the allegations surfaced, touching the cadaver with his penis, the houston chronicle reported.

it was not clear whether there were multiple corpses and incidents involved.

police said they obtained the photos, which were taken in 2004, on patton's computer while executing an april 2 search warrant issued as part of an investigation into allegations of internet harassment lodged against patton by an ex-girlfriend.

a spokeswoman for service corporation international, earthman's parent company, said the photos were taken before patton worked for the company and he was removed from his position when bosses were made aware of the allegations.

patton was charged with abuse of a corpse, a class a misdemeanor, and released on $1,500 bond.

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Video:Man Found Making Kebabs Near Corpse

man found making kebabs near corpse

london (reuters) - a man discovered making kebabs near a corpse has been banned from managing food businesses and fined 3,800 pounds, wolverhampton city council said tuesday.

jaswinder singh, 45, was found by police making kebabs at pappu sweet center and catering in wolverhampton in august in a kitchen where a dead man was lying on a sofa.

as well the corpse, the policeman discovered another man smoking and spitting repeatedly on the floor, while in a room near the kitchen, a defrosting chicken, oozing blood and juices, was covered with flies.

environmental health officers had visited the shop over a number of months previously where they had warned singh to improve his food hygiene standards after finding rat droppings as well as a dead rat beneath a pot.

"we were called to reports of a sudden death," said west midlands police spokeswoman joanne hunt. "a post mortem was carried out, but found the death was not suspicious, so the matter was referred to the coroner."

wolverhampton's city council's chief environmental services officer nick edwards said: "the council will not tolerate those who put the public at risk by preparing food in insanitary conditions.

"we are pleased that the council's actions have resulted in the courts banning this individual from ever running a food business again."

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Video:Stench Prompted U.S. Troops to Burn Corpses

stench prompted u.s. troops to burn corpses

there simply wasn't enough room on the rocky hilltop above gonbaz village in southern afghanistan for the u.s. platoon and the corpses of the two taliban fighters. the taliban men had been killed in a firefight 24 hours earlier, and in the 90 degree heat, their bodies had become an unbearable presence, soldiers who were present have told time. nor was the u.s. army unit about to leave — the hilltop commanded a strategic view of the village below where other taliban were suspected to be hiding.

earlier, lt. eric nelson, the leader of b company, i-508 platoon leader had sent word down to gonbaz asking the villagers to pick up the bodies and bury them according to muslim ritual. but the villagers refused — probably because the dead fighters weren't locals but pakistanis, surmised one u.s. army officer.

it was then that lt. nelson took the decision that could jeopardize his service career. "we decided to burn the bodies," one soldier recounts, "because they were bloated and they stank." news of this cremation may have remained on these scorching hills of southern afghanistan, had the gruesome act not been recorded on film by an australian photojournalist, stephen dupont. instead, when the footage aired on australian tv on wednesday, it unleashed world outrage. a pentagon spokesman described the incident as "repugnant" and said that the army was launching a criminal investigation into the alleged desecration of the corpses, which is in violation of the geneva convention on human rights.

fueling the furor was the fact that the tv report showed that after the bodies were torched, a u.s. psychological-operations team descended on gonbaz in humvees with their loudspeakers booming: "taliban, you are cowardly dogs. you are too scared to come down and retrieve the bodies. this just proves you are the lady-boys we always believed you to be."

muslims traditionally bury their dead, and as one kabul cleric mohammed omar told newsmen, "the burning of these bodies is an offense against muslims every where. bodies are burned only in hell." but as one u.s. officer in kandahar pointed out, the taliban and al qaeda never show any qualms about defiling the bodies of dead afghan or american soldiers. afghan president hamid karzai, anxious to quell any new wave of protests against the u.s. troops in afghanistan of the sort that followed allegations of koran desecration at guantanamo, publicly condemned the burnings. a statement from the u.s. military command for afghanistan said, "under no circumstances does u.s. central command condone the desecration, abuse or inappropriate treatment of enemy combatants."

time

Video:93-Year Old Drives With Corpse On Windshield

93-year old drives with corpse on windshield

a 93-year-old driver apparently suffering from dementia fatally struck a pedestrian, then continued driving through a toll booth with the man's body on his windshield, police said.

investigators said ralph parker hit the man on 34th street in st. petersburg wednesday night, according to a report.

ralph parker of pinellas park drove for 3 miles wednesday night after striking the 52-year-old pedestrian with his gold 2002 chevrolet malibu, severing the man's right leg, police said.

a toll taker on the sunshine skyway saw the body stuck through parker's windshield and notified police, traffic homicide investigator michael jockers said.

authorities did not identify the pedestrian.

parker was hospitalized overnight with minor scrapes, and was expected to be taken to an elder care facility, jockers said.

charges were not likely to be filed, because parker did not appear to know what had happened, where he was nor the correct date, said bruce bartlett, chief assistant in the pinellas-pasco county state attorney's office.

"he may have somewhere in his mind have realized it was a crash, but immediately forgot about it," jockers said.

police took parker's license, which he renewed in 2003. "that was the one thing he had, to get in his car and just drive for the sheer enjoyment of driving," jockers said. parker lived alone after his wife died in 1998, according to authorities.

a spokesman for the state department of highway safety and motor vehicles said the agency would conduct its own inquiry into whether parker, who otherwise had a clean driving record, should have had a license.

seniors age 80 or older must pass only a vision test when renewing a florida driver's license.

local 6

Video:Deseased Corpse Demo

deseased corpse demo

here's a pretty good point and click game where you have to actually have a brain to get anywhere.

Video:Cannibal Corpse Scene in Ace Ventura *Tv-version*

cannibal corpse scene in ace ventura *tv-version*

i have no idea why they only have this on the tv-version but anything with ace is the shit. the song is hammer smashed face.

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  • Date 2/23/2007
  • by Tada

Video:Kid Sings Cannibal Corpse on German American Idol

kid sings cannibal corpse on german american idol

the greatest thing about these idol clips dont need translation, the jugdes faces are just enough.

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  • Date 2/23/2007
  • by Tada

Video:Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - The Corpse

kiss kiss bang bang - the corpse

harry finds a dead body in his bathroom, and has to get rid of it. of course, this comes at a price.

Video:Corpses Of The 3rd Reich

corpses of the 3rd reich

stop evil from reaching the source of eternal life. fight against world war 2 nazi zombies instructions: numpad* is mute music numpad + music volume up numpad - music volume down arrow keys to move shift arrow keys to run down arrow to duck down arrow + left or right = duck walk space to salto jump. up and space to straight jump and grab. p key to pause z key to move interface ctrl key to use weapon hint: some stuff is hidden!

Video:Murder Suspect: Goat Turned Into Corpse

murder suspect: goat turned into corpse

a nigerian murder suspect accused of killing his brother with an axe told police investigators he actually attacked a goat, which was only later magically transformed into his sibling's corpse, officials said thursday.

the man, whose name wasn't released, offered police his explanation after his arrest on tuesday in the death of his brother the previous day at isseluku village in southern nigeria.

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Video:Man Lives With Dead Mothers Corpse For 20 Years

man lives with dead mothers corpse for 20 years

in a situation reminiscent of norman bates and the old alfred hitchcock movie “psycho”, a southern indian man housed the preserved corpse of his dead mother in his home for 20 years until his death last week.

syed abdul gafoor, a professor of english literature, had the body of his mother embalmed upon death and placed the unrotting corpse on display in his home in the state of andhra pradesh in 1985.


it seems then the eccentric professor kept the embalmed body in a glass case in one room of his ancestral family home while he lived in another. to make weird things weirder, family members reported how extremely protective he was of his dead mother.


“he was so eccentric that he would not allow anybody to even look at the glass casket in which the body was kept.” said syed noor, the nephew of the nutty professor.


the case only gets stranger. "before doing anything important, he would write 'yes' or 'no' on two pieces of paper. then sitting near the embalmed body, he would draw lots and decide." stated the distraught nephew.


a local said neighbors were not happy about the corpse hording. "there were several protests. but he remained adamant that the body would remain with him till his last breath," said local revenue officer m prabhakar reddy.


mr. gafoor had degrees in english literature from cambridge and madras university’s, and was the head of the department at a college in tamil nadu, until he took voluntary retirement in 1987 so that he would not have to spend so much time away from his mother's body.


despite his preoccupation with his mothers’ body, neighbors were quoted as saying mr. gafoor was a "highly respected man of letters".

very strange indeed...

bbc

Video:Man Kills GF Over Beer, Attempts Sex With Corpse

man kills gf over beer, attempts sex with corpse


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a florida man confessed to killing his girlfriend during an argument over beer and then tried to have sex with her corpse.

robert conde, 41, told police he and ruth ann trueblood were drinking together outdoors when she told him he couldn’t have more beer.

the fort lauderdale resident got so upset, he threw the defenseless 46-year-old woman on her back and punched her face until he knew she was dead, the miami herald reports.

conde then took off her pants and tried to have sex with the body before covering it up and lying next to it.

trueblood’s body later was found behind a law office in the 600 block of southwest first avenue in downtown fort lauderdale.

when police arrived at the scene around 8:30 a.m. wednesday, they found conde nearby. at first he denied knowing the dead woman, but confessed after a detective noticed blood on his hands.

he was charged with one count of first-degree murder. conde has a history of more than two dozen arrests in broward county.

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Video:Hungary Workers Find Corpse In Bottom of Rum Barrel

hungary workers find corpse in bottom of rum barrel

hungarian builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel, a police magazine website reported.

according to online magazine www.zsaru.hu, workers in szeged in the south of hungary tried to move the barrel after they had drained it, only to find it was surprisingly heavy and were shocked when the body of a naked man fell out.

the website said that the body of the man had been shipped back from jamaica 20 years ago by his wife in the barrel of rum in order to avoid the cost and paperwork of an official return.

according to the website, workers said the rum in the 300-liter barrel had a "special taste" so they even decanted a few bottles of the liquor to take home.

the wife has since died and the man was buried in a proper grave.

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  • Date 5/4/2006
  • by Pr0n

Video:The Corpse Bride - Victor's Piano Solo

the corpse bride - victor's piano solo

victor's a damn good pianist, eh?

Video:Corpse Mistaken For Halloween Decoration

corpse mistaken for halloween decoration

frederica, del. - the apparent suicide of a woman found hanging from a tree went unreported for hours because passers-by thought the body was a halloween decoration, authorities said.

the 42-year-old woman used rope to hang herself across the street from some homes on a moderately busy road late tuesday or early wednesday, state police said.

the body, suspended about 15 feet above the ground, could be easily seen from passing vehicles.

state police spokesman cpl. jeff oldham and neighbors said people noticed the body at breakfast time wednesday but dismissed it as a holiday prank. authorities were called to the scene more than three hours later.

“they thought it was a halloween decoration,” fay glanden, wife of mayor william glanden, told the (wilmington) news journal.

“it looked like something somebody would have rigged up,” she said.

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Video:Corpse Mistaken For Halloween Display

corpse mistaken for halloween display

los angeles — residents at a california apartment building failed to alert police to the body of their dead neighbor because they thought it was a halloween display, local media reported saturday.

the decomposing body of mostafa mahmoud zayed, 75, had lain in plain view of neighbors, slumped over a balcony chair, for at least three days before police were called to the marina del rey building on thursday.

the los angeles times reported that zayed had a single gunshot wound to one eye, and had apparently been dead since monday.

neighbors told a reporter with rmg news that they noticed the body on monday "but didn't bother calling authorities because it looked like a halloween dummy."

an official with the los angeles county sheriff's department told the newspaper that zayed's death was "an apparent suicide," but no further details were available.

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