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Video:Corporate Wedding Party!

corporate wedding party!

michael moore delivers corporate wedding gifts to new monopolies!

Video:Corporate America

corporate america

the game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball.

the game of choice for frontline workers is football.

the game of choice for middle management is tennis.

the game of choice for ceos and executives is golf.

conclusion: the higher up on the corporate ladder you are, the smaller your balls are.

Video:Ministry of Truth: American Media & The Corporate Elite

ministry of truth: american media & the corporate elite

even with prominent news producers speaking out about the direction of american media, the sheep still follow blissfully along.

Video:Corporate Physical Fitness Program

corporate physical fitness program

notice: our company requires no further physical fitness programs. everyone gets enough exercise: • jumping to conclusions, • flying off the handle, • beating around the bush, • running down the boss, • going around in circles, • dragging their feet, • dodging responsibility, • passing the buck, • climbing the ladder, • wading through paperwork, • pulling strings, • throwing their weight around, • stretching the truth, • bending the rules, and pushing their luck!

Video:Corporate Military

corporate military

who knew?

Video:F**K The Corporate Media!

f**k the corporate media!

that's actually the title. i located this video and thought i'd upload it to show a few valid examples of lies and strong exaggerations by the media (especially towards the end). the woman is quite a bit grassroots / hippyish, but she makes very good points. the reporters were definitely demonizing them for cloaking their identities, too.

Video:Shaun Micallef - Corporate Clairvoyant

shaun micallef - corporate clairvoyant

he really can predict the future it seems - make sure you listen to what she is saying at the start as well!

Video:Mind Control - Corporate Media

mind control - corporate media

short documentary about the effects of media control on the mind and society.

Video:Corporate Lesson

corporate lesson

a man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. after a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. when she opens the door, there stands bob, the next-door neighbor. before she says a word, bob says, "i'll give you $800 to drop that towel you have on." after thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of bob. after a few seconds, bob hands her $800 and leaves. confused but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps herself back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

when she returns to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower, "who was that?" "it was bob the next-door neighbor," she replies. "great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" moral of the story: if you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your stakeholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Video:Corporate filly

corporate filly

the dakota indians of north america passed on this piece of wisdom from generation by word of mouth - "if you are riding a dead horse the best thing to do is dismount". however in the corporate world because of the heavy investment factor other things to be tried, (but not limited to) are the following * buy a stronger whip * change riders * threaten the horse with termination * appoint a committee to study the horse * arrange to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses * lower the standards so dead horses can be included * appoint an intervention team to reanimate the horse * create a training session to increase the riders load share * reclassify the horse as 'living impaired' * change the form so it reads "this horse is not dead" * hire outside contractors to ride the dead horse * harness several dead horses together for increased speed and efficiency * donate the dead horse to a recognised charity therefore deducting its full original cost * provide additional funding to increase horse's performance * do a time management study to see if lighter riders would improve productivity * purchase an after market product that makes dead horses run faster * declare the dead horse has lower overheads and is therefore more cost effective * form a quality focus group to find profitable uses for dead horses * rewrite the performance requirements for horses * and finally if all else fails.....promote the dead horse into a supervisory (management) position

Video:Kids in the Hall - Corporate Boss

kids in the hall - corporate boss

one of the funniest kith sketches. from season 4 episode 1.

Video:Bill Maher : Corporate Media Gatekeeper

bill maher : corporate media gatekeeper

after hbo employee bill maher lent a hand in evicting a “rowdy protester” from his show on friday, the associated press wasted no time characterizing him as a “security guard” for the effort.

Video:Freeman Perspective - Corporate Logos and FreeMasonary

freeman perspective - corporate logos and freemasonary

freemasonry is a fraternal organization that arose from obscure origins (theorised to be anywhere from the time of the building of king solomon's temple to the mid-1600s). freemasonry now exists in various forms all over the world, and has millions of members. the various forms all share moral and metaphysical ideals, which include, in most cases, a constitutional declaration of belief in a supreme being.

Video:Christmas Vacation - Corporate Card

christmas vacation - corporate card

griswold`s boss being an asshat.


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