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k this is another conversation with a girl he already talked to, but he has a different name this time.
britneyspears14: ok, are you ready? eminembnja: aight, yeah i'm ready. britneyspears14: i like your music em... tee hee. eminembnja: huh huh, yeah, i make it for the ladies. britneyspears14: mmm, we like it a lot. let me show you. britneyspears14: i take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminembnja: oh i like that baby. i put on my robe and wizard hat. britneyspears14: what the f*ck, i told you not to message me again. eminembnja: oh shit britneyspears14: i swear if you do it one more time i'm gonna report your isp and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminembnja: oh shit eminembnja: damn i gotta write down your names or something
last night i had a talk with the great dr. thompson. he returned from the grave to bitch at me about football, nixon, and the current unavailability of good acid in the afterlife. ashes dropped from his famous cigarette holder onto my old shag carpet as he waved his arms around wildly while telling me the story of his death. “oh, but you will find out soon enough, you god damn mexican, you will find out soon enough.”at first it was just regular old man bullshit. we argued about the greatness of the denver broncos, the best way to skin a rabbit, and how to get out of a traffic ticket. he thought my idea of being polite to the police was ridiculous and instead advised me to piss all over myself and start giggling wildly. i told him while that may be good for a white man, it would get a brown guy like me shot. he smiled, then we broke out the good whiskey and the talk got deep.“your type of journalism”, he said “will never be popular with the mainstream. you can’t write a god damn straight story to save your life.” he took a deep swig from the bottle of jim beam and his eyes became bloodshot with hellfire. “but for fucks sake, don’t listen to me. lord knows you don’t give two shits what anyone else says. i never did either. light that god damn reefer up!”i pulled a lighter from the front pouch of my black hooded adidas sweatshirt and inhaled deeply from the resin-darkened glass bowl. the good doctor mumbled something under his breath about the lack of good old fashioned wooden pipes these days and took his turn with the sweet smelling herb. we puffed in silence for a minute. then he asked me about my plans for the future.“i’m not sure,” i responded slowly. “i’m here now i guess. i’ll keep writing, doing my thing. try my best to follow in your footsteps…” i barely got the last words out of my mouth before he stopped me abruptly. “that’s a load of horse crap if i ever heard one!” he screamed as he slapped me in the back of the head.“my generation failed. our revolution was killed in the early seventies. stop looking at the past! your readers are here, now! wake up man!” he threw another slap my way, but this time i had the good sense to duck back. his chair swung wildly as he barely held his balance. i chuckled a bit as i tipped the old jim beam bottle into two more shot glasses and pushed one towards his side of the table.“you were right about one thing. you need to keep writing. you’ll most likely fail if you do, but you will definitely fail if you stop now.” he winked. or at least i think he did. it could have been the effects of the beam. do dead people even still feel the burn of good, four year old kentucky bourbon?“zero, you’re not listening you bastard.” hearing my name flow from between the lips of my greatest hero made me quiver a little. “stop comparing yourself and your generation to others. this is the future, man! ride your own rollercoaster. it is not your topics that make you original, it’s your words. you’re not gonzo, your something different. pirate ninja or whatever the hell you are calling yourself nowadays. i came here to get you to stop chasing ghosts. your whole generation has been chasing ghosts. jesus christ man, stop. for your own good.”i looked down at the half empty bottle of beam. his words resonated in my head. i began to think of everything that is going on in this world, all the bad crazy shit, and realized the good doctor was right. me, hell, all of us, have been chasing a dream that does not exist anymore. we need to create our own dreams. we need to live our own lives. it is time to forget our heroes, our past, and everything that has happened and do something new. our future is our future; it doesn’t belong to anyone else. it is time to get on with that.just as that thought settled into my head, i looked up and the old coot was gone. all that was left was a diminishing cloud of reefer smoke and the slight smell of stale acid. all of a sudden, i was alone; left to mull over the wise words of our greatest journalist, my one time hero. i now leave you, good reader, to do the very same thing. it is up to you to take with your own conclusions from reading of this encounter. i couldn’t explain it if i tried.
awesome look at the different options and different ways to converse with characters in the game. you can cut off other characters as well as take a diplomatic approach. it looks damn good too for in-game.
wellhung: hello, sweetheart. what do you look like? sweetheart: i am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. i work out every day, i'm toned and perfect. my measurements are 36-24-36. what do you look like? wellhung: i'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.i wear glasses and i have on a pair of blue sweat pants i just bought from walmart.i'm also wearing a t-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny. sweetheart: i want you.would you like to screw me? wellhung: ok sweetheart: we're in my bedroom.there's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.i'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. my hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge. wellhung: i'm gulping, i'm beginning to sweat. sweetheart: i'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. wellhung: now i'm unbuttoning your blouse.my hands are trembling. sweetheart: i'm moaning softly. wellhung: i'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly. sweetheart: i'm throwing my head back in pleasure.the cool silk slides off my warm skin.i'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing. wellhung: my hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.i'm sorry. sweetheart: that's ok, it wasn't really too expensive. wellhung: i'll pay for it. sweetheart: don't worry about it.i'm wearing a lacy black bra. my soft breasts are rising and falling, as i breath harder and harder. wellhung: i'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.i think it's stuck. do you have any scissors? sweetheart: i take your hand and kiss it softly.i'm reaching back undoing the clasp. the bra slides off my body. the air caresses my breasts. my nipples are erect for you. wellhung: how did you do that? i'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp. sweetheart: i'm arching my back. oh baby. i just want to feel your tongue all over me. wellhung: i'm dropping the bra. now i'm licking your, you know, breasts. they're neat! sweetheart: i'm running my fingers through your hair. now i'm nibbling your ear. wellhung: i suddenly sneeze. your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm. sweetheart: what? wellhung: i'm so sorry. really. sweetheart: i'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse. wellhung: i'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. i drop it with a plop. sweetheart: ok. i'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool. wellhung: i'm screaming like a woman. your hands are cold! yeeee! sweetheart: i'm pulling up my miniskirt. take off my panties. wellhung: i'm pulling off your panties. my tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute. sweetheart: what's the matter? wellhung: i've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. i'm choking. sweetheart: are you ok? wellhung: i'm having a coughing fit. i'm turning all red. sweetheart: can i help? wellhung: i'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. i'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. where do you keep your cups? sweetheart: in the cabinet to the right of the sink. wellhung: i'm drinking a cup of water. there, that's better. sweetheart: come back to me, lover. wellhung: i'm washing the cup now. sweetheart: i'm on the bed arching for you. wellhung: i'm drying the cup. now i'm putting it back in the cabinet. and now i'm walking back to the bedroom. wait, it's dark, i'm lost. where's the bedroom? sweetheart: last door on the left at the end of the hall. wellhung: i found it. sweetheart: i'm tuggin' off your pants. i'm moaning. i want you so badly. wellhung: me too. sweetheart: your pants are off. i kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other. wellhung: your face is pushing my glasses into my face. it hurts. sweetheart: why don't you take off your glasses?
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: hey you? juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: im good el_effu_gone_wild: wuz up babe how u been juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: so good now el_effu_gone_wild: what u doing juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: chilling at home juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: and now im thinking about you el_effu_gone_wild: me too babe el_effu_gone_wild: what's up what u wanna do juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: ciber el_effu_gone_wild: are u wet? juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: i don't know are you baby? el_effu_gone_wild: im soaking wet juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: what do you like? el_effu_gone_wild: big tasty pussies el_effu_gone_wild: u got one juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: oh yeah, me to el_effu_gone_wild: are u naked? el_effu_gone_wild: what are ur measurements juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: we are are making out on the couch juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: re you a dude? el_effu_gone_wild: yeah why? juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: god damn it so am i el_effu_gone_wild: forget it juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: thats ok we can still make this work. wear on the couch and i'm rubbing your tits el_effu_gone_wild: oh hell no el_effu_gone_wild: no way juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: come on,i was in prison. how about you? el_effu_gone_wild: never been there thank you juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: your welcome el_effu_gone_wild: ok el_effu_gone_wild: you can try el_effu_gone_wild: with el_effu_gone_wild: madamlibrarian21 el_effu_gone_wild: that's a nick find her yourself juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: i go down on your warm wet pussy el_effu_gone_wild: try also anamaria_maria2003 you might find her too juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: licking it el_effu_gone_wild: you aint going nowhere with me juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: then i turn you over and make you eat my ass. mmmmm that fills good babe your tits are big juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: oh mmmm, just like that. i take you by the hips and do you fast lick a prison guard juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: hello juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: el_effu_gone_wild are you playing? juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: hi? juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: answer me bitch or i'll stab you on the block juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: i didn't mean that come back to bed juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: that it fish , your going to be guide
bloodninja: baby, i been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? britneyspears14: aight. bloodninja: slip out of those pants baby, yeah. britneyspears14: i slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: oh yeah, aight. aight, i put on my robe and wizard hat. britneyspears14: oh, i like to play dress up. bloodninja: me too baby. britneyspears14: i kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: i cast lvl. 3 eroticism. you turn into a real beautiful woman. britneyspears14: hey... bloodninja: i meditate to regain my mana, before casting lvl. 8 cock of the infinite. britneyspears14: funny i still don't see it. bloodninja: i spend my mana reserves to cast mighty f*ck of the beyondness. britneyspears14: you are the worst cyber partner ever. this is ridiculous. bloodninja: don't f*ck with me bitch, i'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: i steal yo soul and cast lightning lvl. 1,000,000 your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a lvl. 2 druid. britneyspears14: don't ever message me again you piece of shit. bloodninja: robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts doa attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: king arthur congratulates me for destroying dr. robotnik's evil army of robot socialist republics. the cold war ends. reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: you still there baby? i think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: baby?
this is my favorite one.
bloodninja: ok baby, we got to hurry, i don't know how long i can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: a rhinocerus. well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: i stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: no, ur not really a rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: rhinoceruses don't play games. they f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: it doesn't get any more serious than a rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: i stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: nostrils flaring, i lower my head. my horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. you are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: goddam am i hard now.
a guy explains mens infatuation with bare bottoms to his friends.
nagging is to a mother what ads are to spiked... except i can't ad-block her!
from the series "tales of mere existance" comment if you like it, there`s a lot more
this is a video of some guy sitting on a toilet and talking to someone in the stall next to him. he has quite an embarrassing moment at the end of the conversation.
from the armstrong and miller show.
a deep interview with noam chomsky regarding various topic such as his childhood, anarchism, democracy, terrorism and popular opinion.
"hello" "hello" "is that you, larry?" "yes, this is larry." "are you sure this is larry." "yes i'm sure, this is larry !" "this is pete... can you lend me twenty dollars ?" "i'll tell larry when he comes in."
small clip of commander sheppard talking one of the party members on the normandy ship that he commands.
bar scene, 3 different ways to solve a situation. first way is to pay off the bar tender, second is to reason with him, and third is to pull out the gun. really awesome, this was from 2006 so it's old but still looks good.
anyone who has ever been on pills can relate to this completely. from the fantastic film 'human traffic'. better than trainspotting in my opinion (though i guess heroin and ecstasy are very different drugs).
a controversial documentary by craig bodeker that discusses the taboo issue of race.could you be guilty?do you have a double standard?
following the sending of my constitutional lawful affidavits to her majesty the queen regarding the miss-governance of our country and subsequent third party reply i received from senior correspondent mrs. sonia bonici, brian gerrish a dear friend of mine decided to telephone buckingham palace to ask mrs. bonici a few questions relating to these matters. what you are about to listen to is the conversation between brian gerrish and mrs. bonici, which to say the least, is quite revealing concerning my affidavits, how they have been dealt with by buckingham palace and the subject of how this country is being sold out by parliament to the eu. one of the most astounding comments i found amazing was the fact mrs. bonici quite forcefully states that her majesty is nothing more than a ‘constitutional monarch who cannot intervene in the matters concerning the eu and it is down to her ministers’. i am sure you will all agree that it is very apt that her majesty intervenes in the matter of this country being sold out to the eu and that is what a constitutional monarch should be doing. many more comments like the one above are made by mrs. bonici and i am sure you will find this very interesting to listen too. to all concerned i, john james harris take full responsibility for the publishing of this video and it has been published to enlighten the british public concerning the activities of all concerned with the deliberate sell out of this country to the eu and subsequent miss handling of documents sent to her majesty regarding the very serious issue of the miss governance of this country. this information and video is from john`s site.
philosopher alan watts lectures on man's need to define the undefinable and how this impacts the natural environment and our perception of reality. from 1971. part 1 of 4.
