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great wet t-shirt contest in ohio.
the 2008 slam dunk contest winner
clip from the new tim burton movie: sweeney todd: demon barber on fleet street. clip features johnny depp and sacha baron cohen in "the contest".
a basketball dunk contest. these dunks are good but the white boy at the end does the best. he shows up all those black boys.
this is how to win an arm wrestling contest. make sure your opponent doesn't get the wrong idea. ha
rome - an italian priest and theologian said sunday he is organizing an online beauty pageant for nuns to give them more visibility within the catholic church and to fight the stereotype that they are all old and dour. the "miss sister 2008" contest will start in september on a blog run by the rev. antonio rungi and will give nuns from around the world a chance to showcase their work and their image. "nuns are a bit excluded, they are a bit marginalized in ecclesiastical life," rungi told the associated press after italian media carried reports of the idea. "this will be an occasion to make their contribution more visible." rungi, a theologian and schoolteacher from the naples area, said that visitors to his site will have a month to "vote for the nun they consider a model." nuns will fill out a profile including information about their life and vocation as well as a photograph. it will be up to them to choose whether to pose with the traditional veil or with their heads uncovered. "we are not going to parade nuns in bathing suits," rungi said by telephone from his town of mondragone. "but being ugly is not a requirement for becoming a nun. external beauty is gift from god, and we mustn't hide it." rungi said the idea was first suggested to him by nuns with whom he regularly prays and works. he hopes there will be dozens of submissions once the web site is started. the contest drew criticism from the association of catholic teachers. "it's an initiative that belittles the role of nuns who have dedicated themselves to god," the group's president, alberto giannino, told italy's ansa news agency on sunday. source
university city — when the university city high school homecoming king and queen accept their crowns tonight, don't expect a slow dance. senior aaron zaggy is the queen. and senior marcel coleman is the king. zaggy, an a-student and athlete, entered the contest as a prank and had the support of his parents and the school board when he won the title friday. "it's just for fun," zaggy said. "i didn't expect to win." his mother, mary ann zaggy, said her son wanted to surprise his steady girlfriend at the dance tonight when the honor is formally bestowed. "it's no big deal," said coleman, the homecoming king, although he was unsure how the traditional king-queen dance would play out. the school body voted for zaggy, but he may have upset some students who consider the homecoming court no laughing matter. brittany mcnairy, 18, also ran for homecoming queen. and although the dance's theme is "our night in the limelight," she feels robbed of her chance. "i was mad," she said. "i don't think he should have run. a lot of senior girls were mad." district officials acknowledged that the twosome made an unusual pair as king and queen but said there was a lesson to be learned. "this situation also presents a life lesson of sorts by demonstrating the importance of voting and knowing that one's actions at the ballot box can have a lasting impact," the board said in a statement. mcnairy doesn't seem to be enjoying the lesson. "the queen should be a girl, and king should be a dude," she said. source lmfao imagine the look on the girls faces... note: image above is not of aaron zaggy; tis random.
i got this is an email from a relative. frank: "recently, i was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cooking contest. the original person called in sick at the last moment and i happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the coors light truck, when the call came in. i was assured by the other two judges (native texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me i could have free beer during the tasting, so i accepted." here are the scorecards from the advent: (frank judge #3) chili # 1 eddie's maniac monster chili... judge # 1 --! a little too heavy on the tomato. amusing kick. judge # 2 -- nice, smooth tomato flavor. very mild. judge # 3 -- (frank) what the hell is this stuff?! you could remove dried paint from your driveway. took me two beers to put out the flames. i hope that's the worst one. these texans are crazy! chili # 2 austin's afterburner chili... judge # 1 -- smoky, with a hint of pork. slight jalapeno tang. judge # 2 -- exciting bbq flavor; needs more peppers to be taken seriously. judge # 3 -- keep this out of the reach of children. i'm not sure what i'm supposed to taste besides pain. i had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the heimlich maneuver. they had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. chili # 3 ronny's famous burn down the barn chili... judge # 1 -- excellent firehouse chili. great kick. needs more beans. judge # 2 -- a beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers. judge # 3 -- call the epa. i've located a uranium spill. my nose feels like i have been snorting drano. everyone knows the routine by now. get me more beer before i ignite. barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. i'm getting pie-eyed from all of the beer... chili # 4 dave's black magic... judge # 1 -- black bean chili with almost no spice. disappointing. judge # 2 -- hint of lime in the black beans. good side dish for fish, or other mild foods; not much of a chili. judge # 3 -- i felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. is it possible to burn out taste buds? sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. that 300-lb. woman is starting to look hot...just like this nuclear waste i'm eating! is chili an aphrodisiac? chili # 5 lisa's legal lip remover... judge # 1 -- meaty, strong chili. cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. very impressive. judge # 2 -- chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. must admit the cayenne ! peppers make a strong statement. judge # 3 -- my ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead, and i can no longer focus my eyes. i farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. the contestant seemed offended when i told her that her chili had given me brain damage. sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. i wonder if i'm burning my lips off. it really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. screw those rednecks. chili # 6 pam's very vegetarian variety... judge # 1 -- thin, yet bold vegetarian variety chili. good balance of spices and peppers. judge # 2 -- the best yet. aggressive use of peppers, onions, a! nd garlic. superb. judge # 3 -- my intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulphuric flames. i pooped on myself when i farted and i'm worried it will eat through the chair! no one seems inclined to stand behind me anymore. i need to wipe my butt with a snow cone. chili # 7 carla's screaming sensation chili... judge # 1 -- a mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. judge # 2 -- ho-hum; tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **i should take note that i am worried about judge # 3. he appears to be in a bit of distress, as he is cursing uncontrollably. judge # 3 -- you could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and i wouldn't feel a thing. i've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. my shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. my pants are full of lava to match my shirt. at least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. i've decided to stop breathing; it's too painful. screw it; i'm not getting any oxygen anyway. if i need air, i'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach. chili # 8 karen's toenail curling chili... judge # 1 -- the perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. not too bold, but spicy enough to declare its existence. judge # 2 -- this final entry is a good, balanced ! chili. neither mild, nor hot. sorry to see that most of it was lost when judge # 3 farted, passed out, fell over, and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. not sure if he's going to make it. poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?"
just when you think were past the white guys can't jump stereotype this happens. sorry bout the uber poor quality.
at sam barlow high school, on may 18, 2007, jake fray fights for his second consecutive springfest year to keep his belly flop champion title.
this is quite shocking and brutal.
that's right, hot brazilian babes shakin' their asses for votes. they're all so hot.
being handicapped doesn't stop these guys. they can dance as good as anyone and are going to prove it. very inspirational.
it's the annual wife carrying races in finland and husbands have been training hard for the event. people from all over the world travelled to the country of the midnight sun to compete in the bizarre races in which husbands have to carry their spouses around an obstacle course.
works for me.
from this angle they all look like winners
here are some of the best slam dunks ever.
watch these basketball professionals show their skills at slamming the hoop. nice b-ball compilation.
self-explanatory. extreme kicks. watch! are you still reading this?
a clip of many guns letting off many rounds.
lardass at the contest
the miss universe swimsuit contest 2006.
bikini contest.
wheelie contest goes wrong.
